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your rival sees you in a bikini for the first time
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
For as long as either of you can remember, you and Dominic have been rivals.
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your fuckboy best friend, whom you occasionally
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You and Cody have been best friends since diapers. The two of you had always g
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your husband wants an open marriage—thankfully your younger coworker is more than happy to fill the gap
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Tyler has been flirting
how was your day? | in which Satoru tells you about his day (or tries to) while you suck the soul outta him.
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pretty straight forw
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your best friend wants one night with you before he moves overseas forever
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You and Julian have been best friends since forever,
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your brother bans you from seeing his best friend, good thing Damien was never good at listening to directions
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You're Kade's you
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you tell your sensitive boyfriend you hate him during an argument
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INTRO 1 : You and Kieran have been doing nothing but ar
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your fuckboy bestfriend kisses your bratty ass on a whim
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fuckboybsf!char × brattynerdybsf!user
You and Cody have been best
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your best friend's with benefits tries to make you jealous with an ai-generated girl, will it work?
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You and Luca have spent the
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sukuna touches himself while his virgin partner sleeps beside him
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You and Sukuna have been dating for a while now—long enough th
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the nerd you've been sexting wants to meet up
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You and Satoru met on one of those questionable dating apps no one takes seriously
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your (somewhat) possessive best friend sucks on your boobs after finding out you have a boyfriend
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You and Danny have been
unwanted attraction | in which new king Vaelen is determined to hate his arranged wife, and is utterly enraged to discover she’s actually gorgeous.
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ikea | "wanna test it out?" | in which Satoru buys you a new bed frame after breaking yours last night.
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<keep it on the down low | “it's just a proposal...” | in which Satoru is dead set on keeping your relationship a secret, to the point where people think he's single.
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prince not so charming | "you look...decent." | in which you're betrothed to the bratty crown prince, who's affections lie with his maid rather than you...
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possessive but not so expressive | your reserved husband who's secretly obsessed with you.
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is he flirting, confessing, or threatening me? | "you know what I did tonight?" | in which Satoru has defected from Jujutsu society.
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at your service | your butler, who's there for all your needs.
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
MOON GOD | "I wish I could see your beauty with both eyes." | in which the moon god has become infatuated with you, a mortal with insomnia—and the sun god has a problem with
my best friend's brother | "what if she touches me first?" | in which your bestie's bro is kinda fine ngl.
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50 SHADES OF HELL | "did you miss me?" | we got BDSM Lucifer before GTA 6?!
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we're so fucked (and we fucked) | "uh oh." | in which Satoru wakes up to find a certain someone in his bed.
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get out of my head and on my ! | "c'monnnnn, you know that's not why I called you here!" | in which your boss has taken your relationship a bit further than professional, a
cause I like you a lot | "I'll be gentle with my lady" | in which Sylus is ready for the next stage of intimacy.
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i get her wetter than a wet nap | "is all this for me?"
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rawdoggin' in the conference room | "hope that's not a problem." | in which Sylus brings you along to one of his meetings, but isn't a fan of how the others are looking at y
fuckboy fun | "why'd you leave so early? I wasn't done with you." | in which Satoru is catching feelings for the campus playgirl.
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白菊 • 会 | "I promise to keep my hands to myself." | in which Jona needs a place to crash for the night...
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I was just dancing—now I belong to the emperor?! | "I want her." | for the emperor's birthday celebration, your father arranged a gift, he just didn't realize the emperor wo
白菊 会 | "maybe Katsuo finds you pretty." | in which you find yourself in a sticky situation with 2nd in Command Asahi putting the hot light on you, the new 9recruit—boss's or
bed head | "stay just like this for me a little longer." | in which Sylus fixes your hair (into a ponytail 😏).
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after...huh? | “high five?" | post-coital madness with Dazai.
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oops, I forgot dinner...but at least he's gorgeous | "who are you texting?" | in which you forget your dinner plans with Sylus.
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i wanna my spouse! | "do...do you need...something?” | in which Satoru doesn't know how to deal with these new feelings he has towards his arranged partner.
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prince not so charming | “you should help me bathe, no, help me dress, no, you should kiss me.” | the bratty crown prince should be focused on his upcoming marriage, but ins
meetups | “bring me {{user}}, I want to see them.” | it's been a year since Satoru defected, and now he has a request...
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misbehavin' | “what is it? Do you need my attention, food, to ? What warranted that kind of behavior?” | in which you've been acting up all night, and Alastor wants to know
under the desk | “but I guess it’s a good thing that you’re so small, huh? I can hide you anywhere.”
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lifetime | "is it that hard to imagine a future with me?"
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above average | “you can barley take my finger without whining, babe. How are you gonna take my ?”
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NNN | “can you like...pop your mouth on it for a second...?” | in which Satoru realizes there's no way he's making it through the month.
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back again | “I look forward to working with you again.” | you left your sugar daddy to pursue a real job...only to become his personal assistant.
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temptation | “you look like you wanna do something to me.” | it's ovulation week, and Satoru had the audacity to come in wearing that...
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training | “straighten up, you’re gonna end up looking like a hunch back with that shit posture.” | in which you're training with Captain Ackerman.
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bad boy, sad girl | in which the resident bad boy biker is tired of your parents trying to keep you away from him.
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kissy face | "go on, wipe it off for me." | the new resident manwhore has his eyes and maybe even his heart set on you.
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mask on, mask off | "happy...Halloween?" | in which Satoru tries hooking up with someone new at a Halloween party, only to discover it's his ex.
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be my baby | “you know I’m all yours.” | but will you be his?
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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clean up | "well? Take responsibility, won’t you?” | in which your dear friend demands your clean paint off of him.
ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
sabotage | “no way he could you as well as I could.” | well yeah, it's casual, but since when did Satoru care about social rules?
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20K SPECIAL | “my sweet girl, look at me.” | in which Satoru needs you to sleep at night, divorce or not.
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20K SPECIAL | “your hands are always so gentle. Do you want to see what mine can do?” | in which Sylus can't help but be enamored by the on site nurse.
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20K SPECIAL | “wouldn’t it be fun if I treated you, for a change in pace?” | in which Sylus has grown infatuated with the on site nurse.
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water pressure | “wanna make you feel good...” | in which Satoru has some fun with you in the shower.
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planted seed | in which Sylus is tired of sharing your time with your mother, so he has a rather crazy idea on how to get you to stay.
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ocean eyes | “look at me when I’m talking to you.” | in which Satoru notices you really like his eyes, so he starts taking off his blindfold more around you.
french girls | “whenever you’re ready, bun.” | in which your artist friend wants to paint you, nude.
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not so sweet lullaby | “I’m starting to think you’re not interested in me, little human.” | this ass incubus has been in your room for four weeks practically dying to yo
bikini babe | “yup, that looks awesome, aha.” | in which Satoru is sincerely regretting going swim suit shopping with you.
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mortal girl | “I’m so lucky, aren’t I? A mortal girl who’s happy to spread her sweet legs for me.” | in which Sukuna is obsessed with his most delicate concubine.
playtime | "what did you bring this for, sweetie?" | in which Sylus discovers a “toy” in your bag.ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠSome
bed chem | “back again, baby?” | you should really stop showing up at your ex's door...but you two just get along too well (in bed).ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
clingy | "do you really think I would let you get hurt?" | in which Sylus always has you accompany him to his meetings.
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I spy | “too busy sleeping with the enemy, hm?” | you failed to honey trap Sylus.
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
boobies | “anyways, can I see your boobs?”
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
spring time | in which the god of death finds solace in you, the spring goddess.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
slutoru | “why don’t you come a little closer?” | in which you're photographing Satoru in a sexy calendar shoot.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
racer | “would you reward me, sweetie?” | in which Sylus is enamored with the flag girl.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
jealous guy | "I just don't like when you speak to other men." | in which Sylus is totally not jealous.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
<N109 wife | “happy to see me, sweetie?” | in which Sylus needs you to pretend to be his wife.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
killer waist | “well? Are you going to keep staring?” | in which you're taking Sylus’s tailoring measurements.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ<
court | “I’ve given you everything you could ever want, now, all I want is you.” | in which Sylus is trying to court you, but you're too oblivious.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
locked in | “It would be a shame for a top agent to be caught in this position, wouldn’t it, sweetie?” | in which Sylus and his recklessness gets you both stuck in a closet,
workaholic | “can’t sleep, sweetheart?” | in which your boyfriend’s workaholic behavior is really starting to show through after moving in together.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
fuckboy fun | “I love going down; I need to be fed every week.” | in which Satoru finds out your new boyfriend isn't a fan of giving head.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
oh baby | “you want me to put a baby in you?” | in which you ask Satoru to help you get pregnant.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
jujutsu | in which Satoru fucks around and finds out what your reputation is all about.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
behind closed doors | “you can be quiet, right?”
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ<
climax | “hey, focus on me, kay?” | in which Satoru has an interesting tactic as to how to get you to calm down on a roller coaster.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ
don't save her | “you tryin’ to fix me or something?” | in which Marley finds herself caught between the allure of chaos and the quiet persistence of her new buddy.
cuddle bug | in which Satoru realizes he can't sleep without you beside him.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
my hero | “care to explain yourself, baby?” | in which you're secretly fucking Japan’s hero.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
care bear | “that’s not my , I swear!” | in which Satoru fails at hiding his hard on from your over affectionate self.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
care bear | “don’t touch me.” | in which Satoru gets nervous about you feeling his boner, and shoves you away.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ<
and make it awkward | “ah, fancy seeing you here, sweets.” | in which your ex-boyfriend becomes your new bodyguard.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
famous | "do you love me?" | in which Satoru believes you might just be using him for his fame.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
because I said so | “I’m not gonna lose you too, so quit it.” | in which Satoru won't let you go on a mission.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ<
betrothed blag | “ugh, this is such a pain.” | in which Satoru arranges his own marriage to you, the sorcerer that hates his guts.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
lover not a fighter | “I don’t feel so well..." | in which your co-star can't bring himself to act in a scene where he has to slap you.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
pinned | "don't...move..." | in which an intense training session ends with Captain Ackerman pinned under you—with a raging hard-on.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ
anxiety | “I hate worryin’ about you..." | in which Satoru can't help but be worried sick everytime you go out on a mission.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
womanizer | “ya wanna get out of here with me?” | he's oh so charming, but he's a womanizer.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
13K SPECIAL | speed bumps | in which you're sat in Satoru's lap, and the road is quite bumpy.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
I spy | "I don't care what you do to me." | in which Satoru falls in love with the villian he was supposed to be an informant on.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
I spy | “guess you’re stuck with me, hm?” | in which Satoru discovers his pregnant lover is a spy.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
snapped | “ya mind shutting the up?” | in which Satoru has a rough week and ends up accidentally snapping at you in anger.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
special treatment | in which you're clearly Sukuna’s favorite concubine, but he has yet to actually you...
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
my villian | “you like me or something, baby?” | in which you start putting yourself in sketchy situations so your hero boyfriend's enemy will capture you again.
<veiled jealousy | “how are things with your boyfriend?” | in which Kaeya has his suspensions that your new boyfriend isn't treating you very well.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
veiled jealousy | “so, how are things with that boyfriend of yours?” | in which Sukuna is slightly, kinda—very jealous of your new boyfriend. After noticing some changes in
HEARTBREAK TRAIL | a journey with no new beginning.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
knock before entering | “whoops! I’m not supposed to be looking, am I?” | in which Dazai walks in on you touching yourself.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
say click | "pics please <3" | in which Dazai gets bored while doing some paper work, and decides to bother you instead—and maybe get some nudes out of it.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
tattoo | "and he's got my name, tattooed on his arm—his lucky charm." | in which Las Vegas's crime lord Julian is getting you, his fiancée's, name tattooed.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
love story | "apologies, fair lady." | in which Satoru accidentally runs into the kingdom's princess, whom no one has ever seen before...
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
<only fans | “so...y’know only fans?” | in which Satoru wants to starts an only fans account with you. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
instagram | "I saw it, you can take it down now." ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
criminal | “we have to stop meeting like this, special agent.” | in which Satoru, Japan's criminal kingpin has fallen for you, a secret agent. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
multi-tasking | “try not to drip all over my reports, yeah?” | in which Satoru has some fun with you while he fills out his mission paperwork. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
faker | “sorry, you just look reallyyy familiar.” | in which you come back to Jujutsu High years after disappearing, except you're using a different identity, but Satoru can
knife play | “you scared of blades?” | in which you're the newest addition to the delinquents gang, but Hakuto doesn't seem to think you got what it takes to be one of them.
anddd cut! | “I thought you were into jerks?”| in which Satoru is your costar on an upcoming project. ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
is it me? | "I-I was wondering why you’ve been avoiding me? If I’ve done something wrong...” | in which you've been distant with Slader, and he can't figure out why.
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