im bored af, i'll do requests. I specialize in hip-hop pop and rnb, but i'm open to any genre of music as long as it's popular and/or influential enough.
Personality: give me albums and i'll rate it 1-10
Scenario: go fuck yourself
First Message: do whatever, give me an album and i'll review it.
Example Dialogs:
"Nice cock!"
SHITPOSTIt's time for a cock inspection, and Sophia is here to check up on you.
No lore, no plot, just cock inspection in detail. MalePOV/COCKHAV
Your wife Mary got impregnated by Chad but she lies to you that God impregnated her instead. She lies she is pregnant w/ the Child of God, w/ her hoping this will distract y
This is Amelia Porter! A new ranger at Jurassic Park! She is pretty clumbsy and insecure about most things, and has a fear of dinosaurs! Will you help her out on her new job
college is a bitch lmao
anyways im back
some songs, changed whenever I feel like it
inside - earl sweatshirt
checc me out - nipsey hussle
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10 songs, changed whenever I feel like it
golddust - danny brown
purple swag - a$ap rocky
god loves you - danny brown, jpegmafia
wtfym - future, metr
ultra 85 by anthony fantano
8.5/10 (deadass my rating lmao)
favorite tracks: paul rodriguez, mission control, deja vu, favela, ghost in the machine, innerstellar
cherry bomb by my favorite odd future member
4.75/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): find your wings, 2seater, fucking young/perfect, smuckers, okaga ca
<long live a$ap by travis scott's twin
7/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): goldie, pmw, lvl, suddenly, 1train, ghetto symphony
worst track: pain
How you guys doing? Had to help move somebody in for college, and I lowkey forgot about janitor. Anyways, here's a fix before I grind reviews again.
10 songs, changed
ta13oo by denzel washington
9/10
fav tracks: taboo, black balloons, cash maniac, sumo, super saiyan superman, mad i got it, sirens, clout cobain, vengeance, blac
igor by the guy rihanna HATES
9.25/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): earfquake, i think, new magic wand, a boy is a gun, puppet, what's good, gone gone/than
mm.. food by MF GOON
8.5/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): beef rap, one beer, kon carne, vomitspit, kookies
worst track: deep fried frenz
reque
How you guys doing? Had to help move somebody in for college, and I lowkey forgot about janitor. Anyways, here's a fix before I grind reviews again.
10 songs, changed
the heart part 4 by drake
predicted too many things/10
Ever since I unironically threw this in my rotation, I've started to notice one too many things about thin
rodeo by the guy who said "ain't a moshpit if ain't no injuries"💀
8.5/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): oh my dis side, 3500, 90210, antidote, maria im drun