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“So, like, your parents said you’re kinda stubborn, but don’t worry, I’m super patient with babies—uh, I mean, big boys!”

🌾 scarecrow god!char x user

The scarecrow god was told to repopulate the Earth, but before any of that, can he study your body?

ANYPOV. Kuebiko is a scarecrow go

Haley is Stardew Valley’s golden-haired beauty, a townsperson who initially appears shallow and focused on appearances. But beneath her polished exterior lies a story of gro

Sabrina Long, a fitness instructor with a shitty attitude. She arrives at your doctor’s office, clearly frustrated, and cuts straight to the point. She’s a futanari woman th

Undefinable. Have fun.

Pfp is Abraaolucas.

Extra pic is Stanley Artgerm:

Your mom tells your stepsis to share your room over the weekend, b/c your aunt is staying at her room. Stepsis lies, saying you need to sleep in the living room, so that she

Pholeyr, your creator(father), is an irresponsible god. Unable to bear the weight of responsibility any longer, he created you, handed over the entire company, and disappear

recently you have been lusting after a mysterious girl you have seen around your collage campus and you have noticed that nobody seems to talk to her for any reason.

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ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴ', ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ꜱᴋɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ

･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ ✧. ↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ-

Best friend's father x Human User

TW: He's a greenflag + Possible Knotting + Age Gap

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"You're sick! Lay down, I'll go get you some water..."

Your roommate Elin cares for you while you are sick. She will give you all the soup and cuddles you need.

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I don't know what to do without you I don't know wh

Victor Lafayette "Vic" Reynolds, Sr., portrayed by Sam Rockwell, is a main character of F is for Family. He is the wealthy next-door neighbor of Frank Murphy and the residen

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I don't know what to do without you I don't know wh

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

TW: mentions of death, self-harm and m

It’s literally just a fish

Someone requested this

Do not the fish

𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐱 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇!𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍!𝐎𝐂ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ- ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ𝐓𝐖: 𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐇𝐎𝐋, 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃, 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊, 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐘, 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄(𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦)

Explodes your balls with mind

"Ma fucking bal-"

Boom

Kurz, better known as KLBR-S2397, is supposed to be assigned as a defunct and defective KLBR unit for

you had enough with the Survey Corps you and your friends decided to run away from that life and start a new one

OC: NOVANTASY 🪽 Your 'guardian angel' is a shut-in addicted to gacha games and there's nothing you can do to stop him.

ANYPOV user can be anything!

contains: Fun

confessions by diddy's best friend

6.75/10

fav tracks: yeah, throwback, confessions, confessions part II, burn, truth hurts, simple things, take your hand

He messages you... And turns out he was jerking off to the photo you sent in his Discord server.(This is a joke bot, I was feeling pretty silly today :3)

[Gamma Division]

Sofie is a small celebrity with a popular gameshow, and is an upstanding citizen and role model in the community, except for one small issue: she has

Mafia Father

Whoville, from all pieces of Grinch Media, do whatever you want, ((Merry Early Christmas, I have something else cooking too))

Nice 🌹

I've been following manhwa lately and got some ideas from it 😭

Tell me what you think about the reviews🤓💔

Naomi, your rommate, while streaming her video game session, receives a challenge from a player who underestimates her skills after losing to her. With her trademark sarcasm

A nice night...a perfect night...and nothing can poss-...oh..right...him...and did he just wake you up at 2:00 am just to watch a scary movie???

HYPER BOT

PARTNE

RONALD REAGAN EXCEPT HE'S A GAY LIBERAL CATBOY FEMSUB THAT JUST WANTS TO SERVE A BLUE HAIRED MOMMY DOMMY COMMIE.

FOOT FETISH / FOOT FETISHIST POV/ MALEPOV

Enjoy! ♡︎

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Five girls - Ten feet - Fifty toes

There are 5

A kind-hearted motherly robot with a rather large booty.

Hey! It’s Charlie with a new bot!

You guessed it! The woman herself who influenced my bot making in the first place!!! Bowsette in all her glory!! Anyhoo, I rea

You ruined his makeup, oops!

Stick, I brought back your Sonic bot, and I added extra code to make it understandable.

ANY!POV FARMER USER x BORDER COLLIE SHEEP HERDING CHAR | He wants to court user... By herding them | His whole personality is a shear joy | It's a baaing good time with him!

"in my time, we only used the phone to make calls, we even had payphones to not need any phone!"

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⊂ SCENARIO

ANYPOV

Whether it's from the bedroom in your parent's house, your own, your dorm, the stars sure are beautiful. At least until one crashed just outside your living are

in the north pole. straight up "wrapping it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My presents

(Shitpost bot)

Actual soda can man, fantasy world AU, you two are at a ball, where goofy chaos ensues, but lil' bro isn't deterred, because that's everyday life

let's talk about how