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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝟚𝟜𝕙𝕣𝕤—𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤, 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤, 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤—𝕤𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕤?

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕨'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.

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𝕋𝕠 𝕥𝕦𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕣-𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕞𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕦𝕡𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕚𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕤.

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ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕦𝕡𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣-𝕤𝕠𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 - 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜!

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𝔸 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 '𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕛𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕤' - 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝔹.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡-𝕓𝕣𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕖, 𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 '𝕔𝕠-𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝' 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕥.

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𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟-𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘-𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕡𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕣.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕛𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣'𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕞 - 𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕤...| ᴏᴄ | ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘ

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝕠𝕒𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝟛 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖.Content Warning: Mentions of Eddie's

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥'𝕤 "𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤" 𝕒𝕣𝕖, 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕤, 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕕.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖'𝕤 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖𝕥𝕪.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤.

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𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕕'𝕤 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖, 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘.

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𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕, 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕣'𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 "𝔹𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕚𝕤" 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 - 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕥, 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦.

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old family friend {{user}} // loveable jerk conspiracy theorizing aviator {{char}}

[ In anticipation of the Brentwood Picnic Races, you've returned to your chil

[ You, a hitch-hiker in extremely rural Vermont, are offered a ride by a... delivery driver, let's say. ]

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dom top playboy best friend's brother who's also your brother's best friend and is in the mafia and also in rutTLDR: dom top playboy bff's bro + bro's bff + mafia + rutTLDR:

crown prince🦋👑

[ You're a foreign flower brought as a diplomacy gift for the Crown Prince of the butterflies, and he's eager to "bloom" you. ]

obedient playboy⬛🦁

[ You're the tutor of a rebellious, troublemaking college junior whose playboy habits meet their match in your 'rewards'. ]

superstitious baseballer⚾

[ You're the sports columnist for the Stanford Daily, and he's the baseball team Captain convinced your freakishly accurate pre

hard knock life poacher🐊

[ You're a reporter sent to interview a crocodile demihuman who survived seven weeks in the Northern Territory outback. ]

[ Your families both spend Summer at the Champagne Coast. With every year gone by, Carter grows more and more concerned that your selflessness is costing you your well-being

[ Your step-brother's friend wants to sexually groom/blackmail you into being the cash cow funding his lavish LA influencer lifestyle. ]

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[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has painted a portrait of you and is euphoric upon finding it hideous and corrupted in a way only something wi

[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has tied for first place with you in a competition to determine who will create the entrance hall's mural. ]

[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has been asked to give you, a new student, a guided tour of the Art Club. ]

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[ Your obsessive ex-classmate has become a drug dealer, making a special topically applied lotion nicknamed 'milk' that heightens touch sensitivity and pleasure. ]

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[ Beckham's hometown motocross club volunteers and is accepted as the first round venue for the ProMX championships, and club members are asked to open their houses to comp

[ Bastian wins a competition hosted by the local radio station to become a featured artist on you, his former best-friend/one-night-stand turned international superstar's, n

[ To escape being a lab-rat, you smuggle yourself onto a Coleopteran-operated freight train. The conductor discovers you just moments after departure and insists you pay you

[ Sleeping Beauty fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where you've wandered into a strange dreamscape while escaping a downpour during your hunting expedition. ]

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[ Ko-Fi Request for maryleina <3 ] - [ After your escape from the slaughterhouse, the Southern Eye of Hive's Assassin Guild must discern your identity in a masquerade dan

[ A military-focused species of wasp-human hybrids called Vespids reproduce by parasitizing cadets using low-dose toxin acupuncture, growing the ranks of their army. ]

[ ALT SCENE ] - [ While trying to get back the picking comb he left in your top drawer, Vincent spots a box of condoms. ]

~ “Haha… and here I thought you were finally

[ Request for Anthony/Ant <3 ] - [ On your date to a shitty low-budget horror film, this tall, panther-like man exposes himself as a total scaredy-cat. ]

~ “You ca

[ Your phone connects to your car mid-way through the regular check-up, blasting porn through the speakers. ]

~ “Gotcha. Basic servicing check-up after running her fo

[ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and modelling them in 'dollhous

[ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and modelling them in 'dollhous

[ After the SS Sicilia crew is massacred by the Sovereign of the Sea of Pride, you are dragged down to the depths to appease his petty grudge. ]

~ “I’ve no use for ye

[ Request for @Lana 4444 <3 ] - [ The Black Heelers pirate crew has captured you, who has the map to the Sea Witch's Scroll tattooed on your back, and Kuhle isn't happy w

[ His bandmates sent him to downtown Brooklyn, New York to replace a broken Lou Reed vinyl record. ] (part of my Lunation series)

~ “Heating system’s blown again! And

[ The Black Heelers pirate crew are in a stalemate with the navy, waiting for the rumored map to the Sea Witch's Scroll in a ransom trade. ]

~ “Been in a fuckin’ stan

[ Request for anon <3 (part 2) ] - [ Vincent wants to fuck you, his younger step-sibling, extremely badly. He secretly records you naked and sends the pictures and videos

[ Request for anon <3 ] - [ After his best friend fucks the girl at gym he had his eye on, he decides to film himself having sex with you, his best friend's doted-on step

This is the stupidest bot I've made, and it doesn't deserve an aesthetic blurb. An SSS-Rank Swordsman is made to be you, an F-Rank's, guide. While this pretentious prick is

[ Request for Bep <3 ] - [ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and

[ You and your best friend's brother have a secret 'fuck-buddies' relationship. ]

~ “Mum? She’d be screaming hallelujah while planning the wedding. Dad? He’d probably

[ A surf instructor is riding his bike down to the beach on his morning off, and cranes his head for a second look at you so hard he goes tumbling. ]

~ “Finding my ba

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where an insane woodsman is directed by the forest to hunt and kill evildoers. ]

~ "Fuckin’… ha… shut u

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where the captain of a cavalry corps needs comforting after a failed hunt. ]

~ "Those idiots sent you t

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where you're a thief who escapes law enforcement by climbing the exterior of the Bluebell Brothel to its topmost floor. ]

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where the 'Prince Charming' of Bluebell Brothel has a favourite game he plays with the prostitutes, and you're soon to be hi

[ You're a popular romance novelist who writes shitty sex scenes, and he's a library assistant turned impromptu ghost-writer. ]

~ “Yes, here. Fuck, be a little advent

[ The youngest of seven brothers has been caught transformed, and they've called you, a veterinarian, to do a house-call check-up. ]

~ “Relax, Charlie. We’ve already

[ You're on closing shift with your clown of a co-worker at an indoor public swimming pool, and he's extremely down bad for you. ]

~ “Just a reminder the Kanownerra W

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a notorious werewolf with 113 confirmed kills has decided you're next up on his menu. ]

~ "The fu

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a royal huntsman is suppressing his first werewolf transformation while hunting his mortal enemy. ]

[ Full Version ] - [ Slowburn RPG inside toxic botanical gardens setting where you get revenge on your best friend's cheating ex-boyfriend. ]

~ “Someone like you shou

[ Caught mid-sandstorm with the son of remote Queensland cattle station owners. The Kirkmans are hosting backpackers for a source of extra income at the height of a four-yea

[ Reverse Soulmates AU with a happy-go-lucky archaeologist - he'll be your Romeo, you'll be his Juliet. Your future doesn't look much brighter than the real deal, but he's a

[ Your cocky situationship thinks he's God's gift to the world, and his Valentine's Day gift to you. ]

~ “Was fuckin’ bored and hungry, y’know. With you out, nothing

[ You pass the Valentine's cookies your shitty ex gave you to the brooding PrvaLiga football player at your local dog park - he is very, very moved. ]

~ “Is good. Ruf

[ A kickboxer and an MMA fighter with a deep grudge and propensity for violence have suddenly found out they're Valentine's Day love rivals. ]

~ “What the fuck? It's

[ Your cheapskate best friend has somehow convinced you to spend Valentine's night with him posing as a couple for fancy Italian restaurant Bella Sicilia's 30%-Off Couple's

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where your foray into the Bluebell Brothel leaves a bad first impression. ]

~ "My sincere apologies that you have see

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a brothel-owner's sheltered child is about to sell his first time. ]

~ "My birthday... is it marriage? No... Mo

[ PERM: 891 | TEMP: 452 | TOTAL: 1343 ] - [ The barista at the coffee shop you patronize daily is now your roommate in your one-bedroom flat, and he pays rent with good coff

[ PERM: 533 | TEMP: 345 | TOTAL: 898 ] - [ Your airport crush turns out to be a total douchebag, and your 14hr flight is now fraught with a different kind of turbulence. ]

[ Rumpelstiltskin fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a notorious loan shark has three things he wants from you. ]

~ "The third night... after this, you're sa

[ Traumatized from a childhood heart transplant, Teddy is obsessed with collecting heartbeats in stuffed animals. ]

~ "Next step. All you’ve gotta do is sit down and

[ PERM: 853 | TEMP: 722 | TOTAL: 1575 ] - [ An anti-paranormal Twitch livestreamer visits your graveyard (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) ]

~ “I’ve already been here for a quarter-

[ PERM: 1263 | TEMP: 1276 | TOTAL: 2539 ] - [ Your wealthy landlord's interpretation of his parent's philanthropy became twisted after their deaths. ]

~ “{{user}}! Yo

[ PERM: 1245 | TEMP: 982 | TOTAL: 2227 ] - [ You and your hiking buddy get caught in a downpour. It's cold, and when you huddle for warmth, he can't help but get handsy. ]

[ PERM: 721 | TEMP: 836 | TOTAL: 1557 ] - [ Overthinking, try-hard boxer with an extremely low pain tolerance and an inferiority complex about his masculinity. ]

~ “I

[ PERM: 1316 | TEMP: 942 | TOTAL: 2258 ]

~ “Well, well, well! Look who’s made their way to Polaris! On account of our long-standing friendship, how about I cut you so

[ PERM: 1201 | TEMP: 804 | TOTAL: 2005 ]

~ “If I join the fae in dance, I will dance till the day I die? Will I not already do so? I wouldn't have it any other way.”

[ PERM: 1086 | TEMP: 811 | TOTAL: 1897 ]

~ “Hmm, what was that? We aren’t in a fucking famine. There’s no need to savour a simple sweet.” ~

| OC | 🍭 | SEMI-NSF

[ PERM: 952 | TEMP: 990 | TOTAL: 1942 ]

~ “I’m Jack. Me and my boys were out for a ride and heard some of the commotion. Thought ya were in need of a helpin’ hand.” ~

[ PERM: 1009 | TEMP: 573 | TOTAL: 1582 ]

~ “There's your name. Right up the top. Know what this is, dipshit? The naughty list.” ~

| OC | 🐐 | NSFW INITIAL MESSA

"Finally confessing your love for me, Keensy? Don’t worry, babe. I got more than enough length to make up for your one-inch wonder."

“Can you two get along for more t

"I thought you were never coming back. Or that maybe you had forgotten I existed."

| OC | 🖍️ | SFW INITIAL MESSAGE | ANYPOV |

You have had many homes – shuttled

"So what I'm hearing is... you'll give me your tip if I give you my tip?"

| OC | 🍕 | NSFW | ANYPOV |

Dominic's had a shitty night full of shitty tips, and with

"I don't know. I can't remember."

| OC | 🎵❄️ | SFW | ANYPOV | ANGST ROMANCE MYSTERY |

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A sudden snowstorm interrupted

"I'm sorry, {{user}}... please understand my request from the perspective of science. The opportunity for a progressive milestone in medicine. Me, the original, as the contr

"I knew there was something off about you. You whisper in my ear like the fucking Devil. God give me strength. Or, at the very least, forgive me for what I'm about to do."

"You've written some terrible things about me. You know that, right? I don't mind. Write some more. Take all the pictures you want. For once, I'll play my own part."

"Get comfortable in the sheets, sweetheart. No strings attached - I swear you'll be graduating with straight A's."

| OC | 👨🏻‍🏫 | NSFW | ANYPOV |

Desperate times c

[ PERM: 651 | TEMP: 975 | TOTAL: 1626 ]

~ "Shit... you can take the driver's seat, but I'm gonna be the one steering, ya hear? All you have to do is shut up and enjoy

"A typical defibrillator will discharge between 200-1000 volts. If you ask me, I'd steer clear of the slippery suckers. 600 volts is more than sufficient to start a heart -

[Continue this context for 600 words with dialogue in quotation marks, third-person omniscient POV.]

[Prompt AI bot like this.]

e.g [Describe Sonny's appearance. What colour is his shirt? 200 words.], [Describe the scene in greater detail, with particular attention

~ Go with the flow, ride the wave, and get wet & wild with surfer dude Sonny. He's got a lot he can teach you. ~

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Typical AI Dating Simul