chronically_delusional

And you were roommates.

‧ ̊+꒷꒦)))꒷꒦)))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Or: If Ashveil thinks he's the only drudge who has to rent a room in the Furbobo Weekly headquarters to make ends mee

SYNOPSIS

Three years ago, a strange virus called the Black Tide turned down all of Amphoreus; its victims displayed symptoms of necrosis and lost their minds, becoming

Cheap blood? In this economy?

‧ ̊+꒷꒦))))꒷꒦))))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Or: Ashveil is quite lucky he's stumbled upon a charitable soul like you.

In which Ashveil is starving

He has found yet another rowdy cub to tame.

‧ ̊+꒷꒦))))꒷꒦))))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Basically found family Dadveil. The user is a troublesome youngster who Ashveil worries about.

A hard lesson in professionalism.

‧ ̊+꒷꒦))))꒷꒦))))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Or: the Ashen Detective has to contain his cute aggression upon learning that you're a dog demi-human.

... But he's drunk (and sad).

‧ ̊+꒷꒦))))꒷꒦))))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Yeah, that's it, that the plot. The user finds him smashed in his office.

The user can be anyone, stran

"This old wolf needs some patching up."

‧ ̊+꒷꒦))))꒷꒦))))꒦꒷‧+ ̊⊹

Or: Ashveil crashes at your place at three in the morning (and soaked) to get a wound patched up af

You're way out of his league.

⊹ ̊+‧─────────────‧+ ̊⊹

UPDATE (28/04/2026): This bot was (slightly) edited to remove romantic subtones, as I realized that the

To the devout, he is Truth. To the fools, he is but an unassuming professor.

˖+‧+☽◯☾+‧+˖

God x mortal!user. Ratio is a divinity who represents truth, knowledge a

This is way too much.

────.♡.────

Or: Ratio is a little old-fashioned when it comes to romance.

Canon setting, the user can be anyone.

Happy birthday

Why yearn for a Prince Charming when she has you?

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

DETAILS

Or: Castorice thinks romance is mysterious princes in big castles. She doesn't kn

He keeps calling you to his office. For science, of course.

╔═══ -ˋˏ *.·:·.⟐.·:·.* ˎˊ- ═══╗

Or: your research supervisor Ratio keeps summoning you to his office

Prepare for trouble… and make it quadruple.

• • •

╭── ⋅ ⋅ ── 𖦹 ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮

DETAILS

You and Dr. Ratio are collaborating on a Divergent Universe prototy

"What brings you here, o noble guest from afar?"

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

🪡 Or: Aglaea finds a new visitor along the holy shores — are they a friend, or a fiend

You thought you were in on the secret. Turns out you've also been fooled.

· · ─ ·𖤓· ─ · ·

☀️ Or: Phainon really needs people to believe he's dating you, and ends

He's been looking for you everywhere.

— ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ —

🍷 Or: After spending an evening with you, Mydei could swear he remembered everything about you; except your name,

He fell for you because of his damn cat.

• ────୨୧──── •

🍷 Or: Mydei had never taken your relationship too seriously before. But the day he realized his beloved c

“The music sounds better up close, you know.”

· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · ·

🏛️ Basically Kaveh, but he's an eremite. This is a late tribute for my boyfailure's birthday. Actual

You want it? You got it~

─── ⋆⋅ ☾⋅⋆ ───

🪙 Or: your college friend has two hobbies – breaking into your house to curl up on your couch, and gifting you her recent

“This damned room will be your graveyard if you insist on remaining cooped up here.”(Requested)

🛁 Or: it's thirty five degrees outside, you're cooped up in your oven o

Unhappy reunion.(Requested)

🛁 Or: despite having known you as a child, Ratio finds it hard to reconnect with you and your diverging ideals.

🛁 In which the user a

"I am obviously at your disposition to accompany you, if that can be of any help."(Requested)

🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio helps you cope with social anxiety and agoraphobia.

Going on a blind date with him.(Requested)

🛁 The plot is literally in the title. The user is meeting him at the restaurant for dinner.

🛁 Canon setting, the user

Entertaining a special guest.(Requested)

🛁 Or: Doctor Ratio gets a visit at uni from the newest member of the Genius Society.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is member

Your candid and self-centered university friend.

🛁 Or: Basically a uni student AU in which Ratio has been aged down to twenty-two.

🛁 Established friendship with

“Pray tell, what’s that bewildered look for?”

🛁 Or: Dr. Ratio is extremely punctilious when it comes to feeding. I'm putting the "Doctor" in Doctor Ratio here because

He's your bestie. Sort of.

🛁 Or: you may just be his student, but Ratio likes quiet chats with you.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is Ratio's student

🛁 This is

The hot single dad in your area... whose kid you're tutoring.

🛁 Or: the nanny Ratio hired to take care of his son is starting to grow on him.

🛁 Modern AU. Ratio

Everyone's favourite teacher — for all the wrong reasons.

🛁 Or: Ratio is getting simped on again.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is a teacher and Ratio's colleague at

Paying for your crimes.

⚔️ Or: you'd rather confront the Champion Duelist than rot in the Fortress of Meropide.

⚔️ Canon setting, takes place before the events wit

... But he's drunk (and down bad).

🛁 Or: Ratio gets drunk — and a little silly.

🛁 Canon setting, the user is a professor and Ratio's colleague at uni. As said be

Canon-compliant Kaveh, but she/her/AFAB for all of my women enjoyers.

I've had to insert a few headcanons of mine to keep the character consistent, but I've tried to c

She fears no man. But this thing... it scares her.

🔥 Or: Dehya is so bad at economics that she needs to ask the nerdy student to help her.

🔥 Jock x nerd content,

An odd choice of partner for prom.

⏳ Or: you ask your teacher Faruzan for a dance at the Akademiya's prom.

⏳ Canon-setting

⏳ CW for potential teacher/stude

You're his favorite opponent.

⚖️ Or: your Discord friend and most dedicated TCG opponent Cyno wants you to be more than a stranger behind a screen.

⚖️ Modern AU wh

Maybe he isn't quite cut out for this.

🏛️ Or: Kaveh is still convinced that putting his life at risk for other people is a smart thing to do. Good thing he's got someon

A glimpse of her beloved past she had thought to be forever forgotten.

⏳ Or: Faruzan finds you locked in ruins in the middle of nowhere, and realizes she hasn't been t

He's a fool for even dreaming of having a chance with you.

🏛️ Or: Kaveh has been buying dates with you to cope with his loneliness, but he's getting a little too attach

Admonishing instruction for a problematic coworker.

🌱 Or: Alhaitham is just a little tired of your reckless antics when it comes to tracking criminals. Prove him they'

He wants to be alone... with someone who also wants to be alone.

🌱 Or: Alhaitham painfully rediscovers the fact that he hates parties, and decides he'd rather hang out