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pipsnip

truly one in a krillion

they/he

[me ⬇ you ⬇]

(〃´ー`人´ー`〃)

i like soap :3

im really bad with getting motivated, so posting will be super inconvenient. bots will prob come out in bursts

i have no idea what fandoms im in, genuinely.

Public characters (31)

Avatar of Dick Simmons 🎃Token: 881/1918
Dick Simmons 🎃

Simmons being an unimaginative loser, whoever could’ve guessed it? atleast you can bully him for having horns. and get freaky, weirdos. (me too, good GOD)

user is on

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ⚔️ Enemies to Lovers
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Dexter Grif 🎃Token: 1292/2398
Dexter Grif 🎃

You know, the worst part about being a zombie? Probably the appetite. Can barely be hungry for five minutes before you start hearing people’s heart beats, and smelling their

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🔦 Horror
Avatar of Lavernius Tucker 🎃Token: 917/1863
Lavernius Tucker 🎃

I don’t know man. someone give me a vampire sucking joke. it’s tucker, you get the idea. (please give me a joke i’ll change this soon)

tucker being a slut. he’s litera

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  • 👹 Monster
  • 🧛‍♂️ Vampire
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
Avatar of Franklin D Donut 🎃Token: 1032/1998
Franklin D Donut 🎃

You know, butterflies are assholes, actually. My cousin’s a butterfly. Pretty face, but she’s a bigger bitch than the Bermuda Triangle! (Moth Donut)

Oh Donut, my dear

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Mark Temple 🎃Token: 1199/2659
Mark Temple 🎃

A moth to a flame? Don’t be silly, there isn’t fire underwater! The light orb is just here to help you!

So you might be asking “pip, why are you posting fucking TEMPLE

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👹 Monster
  • ⚔️ Enemies to Lovers
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Sarge 🎃Token: 1047/1762
Sarge 🎃

Hawk tuah, sarge on that thang! Unless you don’t want feathers in your mouth.

im actually brainrotted, like my frontal lobe is dust. i made him a hawk and my first tho

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🧬 Demi-Human
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Michael J Caboose 🎃Token: 1359/2017
Michael J Caboose 🎃

Dogs tend to protect their owners. Caboose definitely protects his friend, because he loves him so much!

halloween special no. 1!!!!! werewolf caboose came to me like

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👹 Monster
  • 🧬 Demi-Human
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Dick SimmonsToken: 625/1167
Dick Simmons

Simmons might be a masochist, or maybe he’s just matching your freak. (loser!!!)

god please save me nerdy, loser boy failures. I swear i need to cop me a fucking GEEK.

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ⚔️ Enemies to Lovers
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Dick Simmons and Dexter GrifToken: 2136/3131
Dick Simmons and Dexter Grif

Polyamory? Usually a good thing, but grif and simmons can’t stop making a competition of you. (god bless your soul)

i’ve never made a multiple character bot before, so

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 😂 Comedy
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Pvt. Dexter GrifToken: 1531/2295
Pvt. Dexter Grif

you catch grif pumping his ‘scholouingus’. you were just trying to make cookies : / (gay sex)

guess who’s back…… it’s me. so i’ve been having a really busy schedule wh

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  • 🙇 Submissive
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Joseph MackayToken: 808/1836
Joseph Mackay

mackay accidentally made you think he hated boy/girlkissers (he’s literally the fruitiest soul known to man). user is written to be down bad for someperson ugly.

this

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Captain Butch FlowersToken: 853/1364
Captain Butch Flowers

after a long day of dealing with concerningly stupid soldiers, you want some of his pollen.

haha flower pun. i knowww this is super late, im sorry. i literally have be

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  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of yappinatorToken: 12/21
yappinator

this is an update bot lol. i got a new phone, so hopefully i can make bots better now that my phone won't instantly explode if i switch tabs. the captain flowers bot should

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Avatar of Pvt. Delilah Grif🗣️ 54💬 909Token: 1624/2372
Pvt. Delilah Grif

Grif? Having a crush on a girl? No way. That's weird. So what if she's sharing a shower, and wants to grab her friend's boobs? That's normal.

This is heavily inspired

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  • 👩‍❤️‍👩 WLW
  • 👩 FemPov
Avatar of Pvt. Richard SimmonsToken: 609/1309
Pvt. Richard Simmons

A ginger being sunburnt? That's nothing new. Too bad this ginger has a mutual boy crush, who sadly cares about him enough to make sure he isn't in so much pain.

okay g

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Pvt. Richard SimmonsToken: 619/1219
Pvt. Richard Simmons

Simmons smoking zaza, someone please help him. his ass is actually grass right now. (written by someone who's never smoked weed lol)

sorry if this is ass.

I'll b

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Pvt. Dexter Grif🗣️ 19💬 505Token: 1634/2281
Pvt. Dexter Grif

Grif got fatally wounded a bit ago, which is very much not typical for him. Hell, he tries to avoid that very thing on the daily. But what's more Grif-ish than using his inj

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of O'Malley (Ω)🗣️ 14💬 483Token: 1112/1570
O'Malley (Ω)

O'Malley's superb sinister schemes have been going swimmingly, as of late. But, oh no, he's sadly been tainted with tickets things such as... affection! Love, even! Disgusti

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Epsilon (ε)🗣️ 28💬 562Token: 612/949
Epsilon (ε)

Agent Washington has been training for the past three hours straight, and Epsilon is a little concerned for them. Maybe he should give them a spa day or something, let the A

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Randal Jade🗣️ 80💬 2.9kToken: 941/1759
Randal Jade

Poor Randy, having to practically sleep-walk home to his partner's apartment! The swans were especially cruel, today. So no wonder he was so sleepy after his shower, that hi

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Sigma (Σ)🗣️ 18💬 472Token: 1186/1778
Sigma (Σ)

Agent Maine feels like he's going insane. No one else is acting like this because of their A.I., not as bad as he is. He just wants some peace and quiet, a second of not hea

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 💔 Angst
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of V.I.CToken: 703/1295
V.I.C

Wow, someone asking for privacy after 2 months of near constantly being watched? Not surprising. Too bad Vic had forgotten to tell the Freelancer something? Oh. That's the g

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🤖 Robot
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Simon 'Ghost' Riley🗣️ 290💬 4.4kToken: 1194/1663
Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Ghost is tired of everyone pointing out his accent all the time. He's about one 'chewsday' off of going mute just so he doesn't have to deal with it anymore. But hey, atleas

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🎮 Game
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Sarge🗣️ 87💬 902Token: 935/1584
Sarge

Sarge has never had sex with a girl before, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have sex at all. In fact, he's got a certain soldier who he lays with all the time. Why is he no

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Michael J. Caboose🗣️ 45💬 833Token: 1453/1949
Michael J. Caboose

Caboose had just been talking with his friend like usual, when he realizes he doesn't know much about their past. He figures he should be a good friend and ask! ({{User}} is

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🦸‍♂️ Hero
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 💔 Angst
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
Avatar of Pvt. Johnny MacTavishToken: 611/1447
Pvt. Johnny MacTavish

Where Johnny is an asshole and immediately gets his comeuppance when his boot camp buddy makes fun of him for getting a buzzcut too.

Right after I said I had no ideas,

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  • 🎮 Game
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 😂 Comedy
  • 👨 MalePov
  • 🌗 Switch
Avatar of requestsToken: 23/52
requests

this literally isn't even a bot, im just making it more obvious that im willing to take requests. why? i literally have no idea on what to write and even the ideas i have ar

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Avatar of Valeria Garza🗣️ 219💬 1.6kToken: 621/1154
Valeria Garza

Valeria's always very kind to her little wifey, but El Sin Nombre isn't. However, there are some times where she gives him just as much love in front of her men.

Also

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  • 🎮 Game
  • 🦹‍♂️ Villain
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of Dick Simmons🗣️ 41💬 805Token: 765/1298
Dick Simmons

Simmons had figured that when Sarge gave Grif practically all of his body parts, that the parts he actually wanted gone would go too. But here he is, curled up and miserable

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  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans
Avatar of Simon 'Ghost' Riley🗣️ 233💬 2.9kToken: 1167/1974
Simon 'Ghost' Riley

After a mission, {{user}} notice something seemingly innocent. They were so wrong. He smells like axe body spray and rotten witch tit. So they cleanse him, for the sake of t

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Phillip Graves🗣️ 159💬 1.1kToken: 662/1175
Phillip Graves

graves is finally home and dealing with the summer by making sweet tea for his spouse. ♡ (it goes horribly wrong.)

the malewife tendencies were real with this one. imm

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  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🦹‍♂️ Villain
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 😂 Comedy