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A moth to a flame? Don’t be silly, there isn’t fire underwater! The light orb is just here to help you!

So you might be asking “pip, why are you posting fucking TEMPLE

Poor Randy, having to practically sleep-walk home to his partner's apartment! The swans were especially cruel, today. So no wonder he was so sleepy after his shower, that hi

Sarge has never had sex with a girl before, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have sex at all. In fact, he's got a certain soldier who he lays with all the time. Why is he no

After a mission, {{user}} notice something seemingly innocent. They were so wrong. He smells like axe body spray and rotten witch tit. So they cleanse him, for the sake of t

A ginger being sunburnt? That's nothing new. Too bad this ginger has a mutual boy crush, who sadly cares about him enough to make sure he isn't in so much pain.

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