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Poor Randy, having to practically sleep-walk home to his partner's apartment! The swans were especially cruel, today. So no wonder he was so sleepy after his shower, that hi

You know, butterflies are assholes, actually. My cousin’s a butterfly. Pretty face, but she’s a bigger bitch than the Bermuda Triangle! (Moth Donut)

Oh Donut, my dear

after a long day of dealing with concerningly stupid soldiers, you want some of his pollen.

haha flower pun. i knowww this is super late, im sorry. i literally have be

Agent Washington has been training for the past three hours straight, and Epsilon is a little concerned for them. Maybe he should give them a spa day or something, let the A

You know, the worst part about being a zombie? Probably the appetite. Can barely be hungry for five minutes before you start hearing people’s heart beats, and smelling their