requests

Simmons being an unimaginative loser, whoever could’ve guessed it? atleast you can bully him for having horns. and get freaky, weirdos. (me too, good GOD)

user is on

Simmons had figured that when Sarge gave Grif practically all of his body parts, that the parts he actually wanted gone would go too. But here he is, curled up and miserable

Come on down to blood gulch burgers, on Gulch avenue. Where’d the blood come from? Why the fuck are you asking me? I just work here. (fry cook user x manager church.)

O'Malley's superb sinister schemes have been going swimmingly, as of late. But, oh no, he's sadly been tainted with tickets things such as... affection! Love, even! Disgusti

𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐛 𝐦𝐚𝐧. 𝐈𝐟 𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐛, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐈𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬- 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Yea