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Valeria's always very kind to her little wifey, but El Sin Nombre isn't. However, there are some times where she gives him just as much love in front of her men.

Also

Hawk tuah, sarge on that thang! Unless you don’t want feathers in your mouth.

im actually brainrotted, like my frontal lobe is dust. i made him a hawk and my first tho

You know, butterflies are assholes, actually. My cousin’s a butterfly. Pretty face, but she’s a bigger bitch than the Bermuda Triangle! (Moth Donut)

Oh Donut, my dear

after a long day of dealing with concerningly stupid soldiers, you want some of his pollen.

haha flower pun. i knowww this is super late, im sorry. i literally have be

Grif got fatally wounded a bit ago, which is very much not typical for him. Hell, he tries to avoid that very thing on the daily. But what's more Grif-ish than using his inj