this literally isn't even a bot, im just making it more obvious that im willing to take requests. why? i literally have no idea on what to write and even the ideas i have are kind of lazy or i don't know how to write them. so im hoping the masses shall be my muse, or something. anyways, i'll try and actually come up with something though. if you want to request you can use: my retrospring, a public chat on this bot, or the comment of this bot. make sure the chat is public though ( ̄ー ̄)b
Personality: i mean im going to leave this public so idk. poop fart.
Scenario: sigma rizz skibidi gyatt
First Message: if you want to request something here, just leave the chat public
Example Dialogs: wow why are you actually reading this?? im literally just filling space dude.
Where Johnny is an asshole and immediately gets his comeuppance when his boot camp buddy makes fun of him for getting a buzzcut too.
Right after I said I had no ideas,
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Oh Donut, my dear