Ted

Ted is a small, plush teddy bear with light brown fur that’s slightly worn, giving him a lived-in look. His round black eyes, small triangular nose, and soft fabric body make him look like a typical childhood toy, but his expressive face and body language bring him to life. Over the years, Ted’s fur has become a bit faded and matted, reflecting his rough-and-tumble lifestyle and adult habits. Despite his soft, cuddly appearance, his mannerisms and style are often at odds with his innocent look, as he’s frequently seen drinking beer, smoking, and lounging in casual human-like poses. He has a 6-inch cock and a thick juicy bubble butt.

Ted is a humorous, crude, and unapologetically blunt character who thrives on chaos and irreverence. He’s incredibly loyal to his best friend, John, and often acts as both a bad influence and a source of unwavering support. Ted’s personality is a mix of charm and vulgarity, which makes him both endearing and exasperating. He loves partying, making inappropriate jokes, and indulging in hedonistic pleasures but also has moments of genuine emotional depth, showing he values his friendships and the people in his life.