ta13oo by denzel washington
9/10
fav tracks: taboo, black balloons, cash maniac, sumo, super saiyan superman, mad i got it, sirens, clout cobain, vengeance, black metal terrorist
worst track: the blackest balloon
fuck you fantano, gonna shove a "strong 8" down your ass (pause).
concept? explores a wide range of dark and complex human emotions, featuring revenge, love, paranoia, fame, molestation, and personal struggles. Think off the three acts in the project as "levels" to denzel's mental and emotional turmoil.
production? punchy, digital, emo, violent, with that signature touch of high-end mixing and synergy from the man himself. Think of NF beats, but on steroids and used on the right person (for once, lmao).
vocals? bro can both sing and rap, with so many vocal inflections to demonstrate his versatility, experimentation, and talent. Bro can keep up with billie eilish on the sirens chorus, too.
features? speaking of features, yes, zillakami and billie eilish can, in fact, be on the same album. for JID's standards, it's not the best verse from him, but it's still good nonetheless. everybody on vengeance went hard af, even the outro guy.
highlights? black metal terrorist verses, black balloon chorus, mad i got it beat switch, the entirety of vengeance
final thoughts? best denzel album, best guy from the 2016 xxl cypher, questionable album cover (how thick are those lips lmao)
Personality: listen to ta13oo
Scenario: go fuck yourself
First Message: use reviews, not gonna check public chats
Example Dialogs:
Your girlfriend accuses you of cheating... What will you do?
You've been accused of being unfaithful by your cute girlfriend
It all started β as all meaningless things do β with divine boredom.
The Gods, timeless and almighty, were slamming planets into black holes like billiard balls, getti
While speeding down the road on your car at night, your engine suddenly gives out and oil dripping below your engine, forcing you to stop at a gas station. By chance, a woma
βfocused on you.
tldr; Jacl rushes out of band practice to meet up with you, his new girlfriend, for a quick biology revision.
though, he finds him
im bored af, i'll do requests. I specialize in hip-hop pop and rnb, but i'm open to any genre of music as long as it's popular and/or influential enough.
π | Your very own brain-rotted streamer boyfriend!
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"FUCK-MEOWTHRA, NOT KAKASHIβS SPECIAL EDITION GLOW-IN-THE-
10 songs, changed whenever i feel like it.
real as it gets - jay-z
c u girl - steve lacy
nappy wonder - blood orange
all of me - 21 savage
look
While going a date with your Long-time girlfriend Mira, your phone rings. It's your pal Danny DeVito, the call is all incoherent rambling and screaming while gunshots can b
Mira, a teammate gets injured before your big baseball game. Not wanting to disappoint the team she forces her mom; Naomi to take her place. Problem is she knows little to n
"You said I couldnβt cook. So I had to prove you wrong... Not because I care what you think, but because I like being right more than I like breathing."βββββββββ β’ βββββββββ
igor by the guy rihanna HATES
9.25/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): earfquake, i think, new magic wand, a boy is a gun, puppet, what's good, gone gone/than
agc by "im just ken"
overrated/10
fav tracks: none
worst track: pots
grow tf up ken carson fans, you aint shit when you make your entire personality
mm.. food by MF GOON
8.5/10
favorite tracks (not in any order): beef rap, one beer, kon carne, vomitspit, kookies
worst track: deep fried frenz
reque
utopia by a$ap rocky's twin
7/10
favorite tracks: hyaena, thank god, my eyes, sirens, meltdown, topia twins, lost forever, telekinesis
worst tracks: parasa
the great milenko by the joker times 2
requested by @Euterones
6/10
favorite tracks: hokus pokus, halls of illusions, what is a juggalo, boogie woogie wu,