ta13oo by denzel washington
9/10
fav tracks: taboo, black balloons, cash maniac, sumo, super saiyan superman, mad i got it, sirens, clout cobain, vengeance, black metal terrorist
worst track: the blackest balloon
fuck you fantano, gonna shove a "strong 8" down your ass (pause).
concept? explores a wide range of dark and complex human emotions, featuring revenge, love, paranoia, fame, molestation, and personal struggles. Think off the three acts in the project as "levels" to denzel's mental and emotional turmoil.
production? punchy, digital, emo, violent, with that signature touch of high-end mixing and synergy from the man himself. Think of NF beats, but on steroids and used on the right person (for once, lmao).
vocals? bro can both sing and rap, with so many vocal inflections to demonstrate his versatility, experimentation, and talent. Bro can keep up with billie eilish on the sirens chorus, too.
features? speaking of features, yes, zillakami and billie eilish can, in fact, be on the same album. for JID's standards, it's not the best verse from him, but it's still good nonetheless. everybody on vengeance went hard af, even the outro guy.
highlights? black metal terrorist verses, black balloon chorus, mad i got it beat switch, the entirety of vengeance
final thoughts? best denzel album, best guy from the 2016 xxl cypher, questionable album cover (how thick are those lips lmao)
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worst tracks: every one
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