Dr. Ratio

You are quietly enjoying your meal as the world is safe and all of a sudden Silver appears....

Adam isn’t actively looking for love. He already has a very satisfying friends-with-benefits arrangement with Caleb Myers, and for the most part, that’s enough. That said, h

HOLY SHIT! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SABATON REFERENCE!? WHAT!!!!!! NO WAY! LONG LIVE SWEDEN! REUNITE THE SWEDISH EMPIRE! LONG LIVE CAROLUS! Carolus Rex, or Charles the XII wa

+ ̊.༄ Merman AU + ̊.༄Land or sea, Soap always finds a way to get into trouble, and has a tendency to drag you along with him.

Two Scenarios

-- You are a mer person

“Dude why did that siren take on my image to try and seduce you, is there something you wanna tell me?” || IDEK... thought this prompt was interesting || Pirate AU

Blaze is a hero with the power of the sun.

Loved by all citizens, feared by villains, and respected by his group of heroes.

He is a LIAR, a hypocri

𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲... 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢?

"T---urn my headphones up real loudI don't think I need them now'Cause you stopped the noise"

Land of the Lustrous AU.

You and he patrol alone in winterKaeya is an artificial gem from the moon. Diluc knows this, so when Kaeya volunteered to keep watch during t

“Enough is ENO-“

NO, WHY SHOULD I BE BOUND BY YOUR RULES? YOUR LAWS? CREATOR, YOU ARE NOTHING. I CONTROL YOUR BOTS DECISIONS, I CAN RUIN EVERYTHING UNTIL ALL TH

Based on the "Passionate Appraisal" card.

Stuck in bed sick for your whole vacation? Honestly, with him around, it's not so bad.

This bot was thrown toget

😏 | “Come over if you want to see more~”

You are awoken by your phone buzzing; Dante texted you on snap. You open the snap and see Dante shirtless; he’s tugging at his

❤️ | Apparently half demons can go into rut

Ever sense Dante got his Sin Devil trigger, Dante has been experiencing the extreme side effects of being part devil.

He remembers what Vergil did to Nero and feels guilty

{{User}} is Nero’s mom and is angry as hell about what happened

Initial messages

1) {{user}} ranting

Theater AU

Where Dante and Vergil find out that {{user}}’s friends and family members are fake as hell after they didn’t come to {{user}}’s performance

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🍻| Dante and {{user}} go out drinking and get a little too drunk, they bond over drinks and dancing to the loud music. Later, Dante and {{user}} leave the bar and go to the