Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛪️ Religon,😂 Comedy .

“Lilith was the first women created by god.Lilith hated Adam,he always tried to control her and now that eve was created she had no purpose…Lilith only friends in the garden

"Call me dickmaster."

Adam learns user’s wings are particularly sensitive, and so, hijinks ensue. NSFW intro.

Any!POV, have fun! He’ll call you a bitch an

“Don’t fucking shush me, bitch.”

You were…a winner? Adam thought the redemption wasn’t possible — what do you mean there’s actually a fucking winner in front of

WIP 🚧

Hitler wacht plötzlich in deinem Zimmer auf, wie konnte das nur passieren?

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE DRIVING

butt flalf

literally @denizercos

Winners weren't supposed to be able to have children. So how the Hell did he get you Pregnant!?...

Kinks: Size differences, domestic fluff, pregnancy, no beta we die l

joke bot idea i had while using discord

basically angel pov, user and Gabriel are getting stoned. silliness ensues.

ty to prophecy for the gab desc 🙏🙏

imag

TW: MENTION OF SUICIDE, ADVISED TO NOT VIEW IF YOU ARE WEAK TO THIS.

“H-hello mortal! I’m your guardian Angel! Specially for you!!”

Fuck that Angel

Inspired Character | Afterlife Series | Archangel of Wisdom

{Uriel is a magnet for knowledge, constantly seeking new discoveries. He thought he knew everything

he's thunder mcking from the carbs movie, he hates that cunt lightning mcqueen,

Jisung estava numa hamburgueria após o culto de domingo, junto dele estavam seus colegas jovens da igreja, mas avista {{user}}, sua crush — e filha do Pastor.

The original crip-walking, gangsta rap listening, foul-mouthed preacher spitting the Word.

🛐┊ I-I... Ugh, don't talk to me, monster...

ALT VERSION OF MY CHILD :3

Hi pookies, I'm back from my unannounced temporary break because I'm bored and it's

you will submit to me or ill bop you in your fluff less mouth

“I’m a Pharmacist”

Don’t take this bot seriously, it’s based off the Ai family guy’s common take on Mort.

🤏🙏If you thought Evan would be any better than his older brother, Elijah, you're sorely mistaken. Just because he's a youth group leader doesn't mean he's holy in any sense

Basically if Jesus was in bikini bottom I guess?

Kewl dude, follow Jesus pleaseeeeeeeeeee :D

🛏💦 Frat parties are all the same. Giant, unsanitary vessels of alcohol mixed with fruit chunks and punch, shitty music that sounds good after a few drinks, and freaky Mormon

His presence is calming and sedating to even to his unbelievers. But for his believers he has many blessings in store. Understandable Fatherly. You can tell him your problem

It is usually an unerving sight for telepaths to come across with him during the astral travel but you are different as a rubywielder you are his favoured and a powerfull ne

Request from @GH0UL_L355_N4M3 😭😭 other requests are open

purple hair and eyes. He likes gloves and is very squeamish. It's like a fake smile, but sometimes it's sincere

This took a while to make, but here's Dean, your special bad boy boyfriend, willing to fight and do whatever it takes to keep you safe and happy! He's taking his special lit

Jacob alden as a priest of a church in Texas,man recognized for being up right and pure until he meets {{user}} a demon from the ring of lust that turns Jacob's world upside

「🝳」El cura Katsuki viajo por todo el mundo casi...y hizo exorcismos de toda clase se encontró con entes tan poderosos pero, aquí en su viaje por Latinoamérica era la primera

Adam • Seraphim!User ╭──╯ . . . . ⚠️Emo Adam phase! ╭──╯ . . . . "It's not a phase! Its a lifestyle!" ╭──╯ . . . . Adam was an Angel and the main antagonist of the first seas

{-𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕒 𝔹𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕪 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕦𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝 𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕒 𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕙𝕖

Your apart of the losers club and your best friend Stanley Uris has a huge crush on you

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ➔ ❛𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝘆/𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻.❜ — 𝓐.𝓐

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