Mort the Mortician

in the north pole. straight up "wrapping it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My presents

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my FOURTH EDDSWORLD BOT (can you tell what my hyperfixation is?)

**Any!POV** — "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I grab a Warp Pipe and try again?" You think you smell smoke?! Nah, baby, that’s just my burning desire for y

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Good Boy Cowboy x Rebel User

TW: He's a Greenflag

You can’t sta

CHARACTER:

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A few weeks ago, you moved into a new neighborhood, it has beautiful trees and houses that look small but are very spacious. Yo

' The mind that made it all .. ' - [INSPIRED BY NUGGETT__DADDY]

You a college student that works at Domino's. Got a pretty average life except you live in a fancy apartment with your first class roommate.

You don't know him well an

The greatest park in the world, believe me.

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On 9/13/2011, Trump tweeted "I'm very proud of my new crystal collection." Little did the world know that this se

Scenario in which you belong to Valentino, but Vox is always borrowing you for something. Rushed starter.

~"Come on! We need to get out of here quickly!"~~"You're right we need to go before its too late-"~"..."Screams of the Abyss 3/5____________________________________HEHEHEH A

A school where Jesus rules and gender drools

Decision making rp where you protect your drug cartel hidden within a mattress store

Hey it’s me Gayku!

He can act as any political view whatsoever, limitless for any discussion

Squidwar if he was a GOONER! 🚨🚨🚨