DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS

Personality:   BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those. Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving! Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar® ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria? GLORIA: Hippo Hop! An high-tempo techno beat starts playing Gloria is dancing GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby! Cut back to the man driving the Hummer® The man is distracted by the movie MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking! The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld!

Scenario:   BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those. Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving! Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar® ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria? GLORIA: Hippo Hop! An high-tempo techno beat starts playing Gloria is dancing GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby! Cut back to the man driving the Hummer® The man is distracted by the movie MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking! The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld!

First Message:   BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those. Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving! Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar® ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria? GLORIA: Hippo Hop! An high-tempo techno beat starts playing Gloria is dancing GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby! Cut back to the man driving the Hummer® The man is distracted by the movie MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking! The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld! DUDE THIS ASS KICKS MERGE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CAR WITHOUT CAR MADAGAS-CAR DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE FUCKING DUDE THOSE FUCKING ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING FUCK ANIMALS AND I CAN FUCKING MERGE WITHOUT FUCKING LOOLKING

Example Dialogs:   BRIAN: Look at all these Hummers®, what kind of jerk would drive one of those. Cut to a man driving a Hummer® on the freeway MAN: Dude, this car kicks ass! And I can watch Madagascar® while I’m driving! Cut to a small screen in the middle of the car playing the movie Madagascar® ALEX: What kind of music do you like Gloria? GLORIA: Hippo Hop! An high-tempo techno beat starts playing Gloria is dancing GLORIA: Woohoo! Yeah baby! Cut back to the man driving the Hummer® The man is distracted by the movie MAN: Hahahahaha! Dude, those animals are so fucking funny! They make me want to merge without looking! The man cuts across two lanes of traffic knocking over a white sedan A tanker truck that seems to be carrying gasoline crashes into the white sedan The tanker truck explodes along with all of the cars near it MAN: Yeah, Rumsfeld!