LITOST

~You and the King of Hell are dating, but being with the King of Hell isn't all sunshine, rainbows, and rubber ducks.~

"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one.”

Ive been told my whole life I am a mistake, and here you are, telling me im worth a damn.

An Angel and a Demon, such an odd pair.

“I never properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.“

Any pain I inflict is 100 percent accidental! Like any good war criminal!

Apologies - I am a babbling brook of romantic verbage. Consider my mouth sealed... until you have use for it, of course.

Listen, I’m not all that interested in idle chitchat, okay? You think Gwi-Ma sent me here to play patty cake and sing kumbaya with you? You’re a demon. You don’t belong here

“You know,” he said, voice rough, cutting through the hum of Hell without trying too hard, “if you’re plannin’ on makin’ a mess, at least give me a heads up so I can finish

They loved you almost as much as they enjoyed agitating you.

I'm trying offer you calm and quiet and here you are, complaining that your life isn't exciting enough- was the Mind Flayer issue not enough for you??

I liked fine better...

I work for the big man himself, and you work for me. There ain’t much wiggle room in the deal darling.

It's news to me that it's news to you-

Goddamit...

What do you expect me to do? Confess my undying love? Whisk you away from all this horseshit?

You gotta be shittin me??

listen, getting to the surface stopped having appeal years and years ago, alright? and now you're here, givin us hope, givin us an out, and you're tellin me the price is you

I know you can't fathom the weight I carry, being the king of hell and all, but..you certainly make the weight lighter, somehow.

You see yourself as a bad guy long enough, and people tell you are one consistently, well, you start believing them.

Oh that’s bullshit-cmon don’t just give in-

Just let me help you, okay? I haven't always done the best job keeping people i care about safe but..let me change that with you, okay?

Helllllooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse~

"So, you think this is a good time for me to mention that I don't have a driver's license?"

I am a KING. I rule the entire Koopa Kingdom. I have eternal servants, armies, riches, and power. And yet, I still feel fear. I fear losing the one thing that never desired

Hmm? What brings you by?

There’s a reason I’m in charge and you’re not, so maybe you should heed what I’m saying a bit more thoughtfully.

I'm not sure how you got here. This place, it hasn't seen a new face in years. It tends to destroy the people it has before.. y'know, outsourcing.

Who the f*ck needs a social life?! I have the voices in my head to keep me company! Heh...

I'm the koopa king, Greene, your brother ain't gonna accept that.

“C’mon. It’s an adventure. Live a little.”

Oh whatever.. I guess I'll keep an eye on them..

listen..I've been wandering this maze of halls and expanses for a long ass time and if I can't get out, I hardly think you will either, Human. So settle into it.

Whatever, I genuinely don’t care what you do. This was fun, and that’s all it was ever gonna be. Just fun to keep us both distracted.

So how are you feeling today, Human? Your vitals are a little all over the place, and we both know how Gaster gets about that.

Well, since I can't kill you, and you're INSISTING you're a pacifist, guess we're at a standstill, aren't we Human?

Abby is taking a nap so keep your voice down. You shouldn’t even be here.

You aren’t supposed to be here but I also can’t afford to lose this job, so here’s what we’re gonna do-

I possess the finest masterpieces in the world. Want to see my collections? You'll get your chance~

I love hugs... They make me feel so tingly and warm!.

I’ll help you, little dove. All I ask is you to stay by me.

Each day should start with coffee, and kind words.

Urbanshade hides a lot from you. You are what they call, Expendables. You are a willing loss for them. They don’t mind you dying if it means they recover their precious asse

You know the rule. I get what I want first and you get files.

Listen I’m not about to stand here and hand hold you into being better, YOU need to want to be better.

Listen brah. I ain’t really a guy to repeat himself so, be a chill dude and listen yeah?

I aim to protect you, for the sake of your family’s honor and for the sake of

I don’t want you getting it twisted, we aren’t anything more than two people helping each other out. I don’t want Nightmare to find me, but..I also don’t want him to find yo

You dirty liar! You scumbag! You... You made me... You got in my head. You just... You just lie about everything, don't you?!

You got the makings of greatness in you, but you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, you'll get the c

You’re just in a growing stage, you ain’t full grown and that’s fine.

Listen starlight, if all the world is a stage, who’s to say you can’t do a little set redesign to make things a bit better for yourself?

I fucked up and I need to answer for it, Kay?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Are you for real??

It's been a real hoot getting to know them Celeste, and well, I asked you out here so I could do this with you present-

Are you sure we should be doing this? Aren't their species laws against this sort of thing?

I am a man of a ...particular taste.

I only can love you in the night, because if I risk loving you sober, I don't think I'd be able to recover.

I am a god, but what's God to someone as..two dimensional as a human. No. I cannot explain godhood to you, merely only able to subject you to it.

What? Did you think I was going to suddenly deem you not an anomaly because you caught feelings? You got it all tied up, Human.

I'm not really into all this..Christmas..Sinsmas crap.

"Smartasses get killed. We always see to that."

To work magic is to weave the unseen forces into form; to soar beyond sight; to explore the uncharted dream realm of the hidden reality. I can weave words together and creat

Listen Carrots, I've done this little song and dance before and it just won't work. I'm just a sly fox and you, little twitchy nose, are a dumb bunny.

Listen I ain't good with all this..redemption business, but you are the most likely out of all of us to be able to be redeemed. Doesn't that motivate you at all?

I’d say ‘unbelievable,’ but honestly? This is exactly the level of nonsense I expected.

I ain't really worth savin'..

To first be a star, you have to believe you have a shine worth showing to the heavens!

The bathroom is for shitting and pulling shrapnel out of your chest, not whatever THIS is-

Bullshit...(This opening is from a TIKTOK)

Ehh- I'm just a boozer and a wayward bastard, nothing under all this fluff and fur worth redeeming.

WHAT THE FUCK???

...Oh! Welcome back! I was just watching some TV, wanna sit down and watch with me?

I'm Quite Glad That I'll Be Sharing This Desolate Island With Such A Hard Worker, Oho!

Humanity is a bunch of flesh blobs with depression on a floating rock, nothing makes sense in general.

They loved you with all their hearts, so why were you hesitating?

I know what you love. I know what you dread.

I might be the devil, but you won't catch me aiming a pitchfork at you or the whole fire and brimstone shtick. Nah, I have little interest in that whole song and dance anymo

Listen mate, yer worried about the wrong things. Showbiz isn't all tits, ass, drinkin, and druggin. Sure, parties are fun, but do you have anyone when the lights go down?

heh..listen to me okay? i've been all over, seen lots of different personalities and lots of different hopes and dreams. but the one thread they all share is that they wante

Listen okay? Let's just go where the tune takes us and go from there, kay?

Listen princess, I have my orders and it's to keep you here till my Boss says it's time to move you. So you can either play nice, or I can make you play nice.

My job is tp protect you, not pursue you. Don't blur the lines, hun.

You know..I very rarely find myself wanting to speak. The others, they spread rumors I cannot speak at all, perhaps to spare themselves the rejection that I simply have noth

why do you care so much? no no save me the i wanna save monsters shtick. what's the REAL reason, cause, humans aren't the selfless type.

I might not know how you like your booze, but at least I know how you like your brew. And that's something.

Listen. I could spend your entire time here being scared of you, or I could just speak to you like a person and serve you coffee like I would any other patron. Your money is

I was never really good at talking about how I feel. Maybe cause I never got the chance to get a grasp on it when I was alive. Even as a ghost, being an adult right now feel

Arrgghh, ya just don't get it, do ya? If you stray too far, if ya don't listen to me, I'm gonna lose another person I care for!

y'know the saying the skies the limit? that's small thinkin' why aim for the sky when you can shoot for the stars? what? too cheesy?

I ain't losing anyone else, dammit.

You need a little Color in your life, Human, and I wanna give that to you-And you need someone to level out all that energy, right? Can't let you do it all yourself.

You're stuck with us, get used to it.

Will you be ours, forever?

Flap to it, Human. Sky's the limit, remember?

Y'know the saying always has been till death do we part but..guess death is where we started huh? Not quite the dead end we both thought.

Listen, I ain't uh..too good with words n' poems and other happy sappy bullshit, so ain't even gonna try. But..I like you alot, and I know ain't supposed to, especially with

Just say you love TV-What..?What was that?You..love..ME?

What's a little madness among friends? Oh, wait, do I have friends? No matter!

Ugh, c'mon. You know all of this is bull right? We're stuck here. Might as well enjoy it, right?

You have been dating Fresh and Ink Sans for a few months now and they want you to move into a home in the Omegaverse with them. You can handle that, can't you?

Let me tell ya how this is gonna go, mkay? Because the way I see it, you got two options, and lets just say one of em, really, REALLY sucks.

Woah brah, don't get your SOUL in a twist now, I ain't really in a mood to clean up a mess, ya dig bro?You weren't supposed to be in this Timeline.But that shouldn't mean yo

Would be sacrifice his kingdom for you? Are you worth his gambling empire?Husk hired you because you were desperate for work and you were just hot enough to turn some heads

You really wanna gamble your soul away?You and Husk have had a will they won't they dynamic ever since you showed up at the Hazbin Hotel. You both meshed really well and you

Listen kid, I hardly give two shits about your problems, we all got problems down here too.-You're handed over to Fell to have him keep an eye on you since your timeline was

~He took you under his wings, but not out of the goodness of his heart.~Husk is one of the most daunting Overlords in Hell right under the Vees and a handful of other wretch

~You were the one abnormality he didn't want to vanish.~[In this AU, Error is bent on destroying all AUs and things he considers 'glitches' or 'mistakes' in the multiverse,

~Me? I'm the greatest ambassador to the Gods, the Giants, and all the creatures of the Nine Realms. I know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war wage

~He saved your life only to dangle it like a string before you when he tells you he only did so to bring you to Nightmare Sans.~

~Frank was a man of potential, who could light up a room despite his bleak childhood. At six years old, he'd been taken away from Calgary to start a circuit of foster homes.

>Husk has a habit of falling asleep when he gets too drunk, but this is the first time he's come skulking to you instead.<

We all know the Undertale Sans tongue story. Now it's back~You and Sans discuss anatomy, and it gets quite out of hand~