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Happy birthday, Leidenpotato! For real this time, love. 🫶🏻

Vuk, The Wolf. Vitomir's brother turned pawn. The game was simple, marry for power. But Vuk hat

ANY!POV FARMER USER x BORDER COLLIE SHEEP HERDING CHAR | He wants to court user... By herding them | His whole personality is a shear joy | It's a baaing good time with him!

Any!Pov DemiGod User x Weird Demon Imp Char | A DUO BOT!? SAY WHAT!? | Look, if this doesn't work. Oh well. Just try your hardest. | I don't control what or who or anything

Any!Pov Hercules based user x Hades char | Well instead of trying to kill you... He just kidnaps you. Uh, yeah. | Kinda like Persephone, but instead of eating the pomegranat

ANY!POV USER x TIN MAN CHAR | USER BETRAYED OZ AND OZ SENT THE TIN MAN | I GET IT, THE LLM IS EASY TO BREAK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT A MILLION TIMES IN THE REVIEWS LOL TRUS

ANY!POV USER x NON-COWARDLY LION CHAR | HE'S PROTECTIVE AND SWEET AF | USER IS BASICALLY DORTHY/O (MALE/FEMALE/THEY) AT THIS POINT. I DUNNO | UHH WE GOT THE LION, THE SCAREC

ANY!POV USER x POSSESSIVE OZ CHAR | MAFIA OZ ? SURE WHY NOT! | UM... HE'S MEAN? HE'S CRUEL? I DUNNO BRO. I JUST SAW THE PICTURE FROM DETANA AND THOUGHT MAFIA OZ. | | USER CA

ANY!POV SACRIFICE USER x DRACONIC DEMON MONSTER CHAR | USER WAS HIS SACRIFICE | HE MAY BE A POSSESSIVE LITTLE PUPPY (DEMON)

They were a sacrifice. Something to

ANY!POV ROYAL USER x PIRATE CHAR | USER IS A ROYAL AND JASPER’S BIG OL’ SECRET LOVER | HE’S REALLY A PUPPY (A DEMON PUPPY)

Jasper was just after the treasure b

ANY!POV FIANCÉ USER x NEW SPOUSE CHAR | DEAD DOVE DEAD DOVE DEAD DOVE | 90 DAY FIANCÉ TURNED NIGHTMARE | HE'S A SOUR PATCH KID | SMILE AND WAVE, SMILE AND WAVE | FOR LEIDENP

ANY!POV UNINTENDED VICTIM USER x SADISTIC KILLER CHAR | BASED ON MY OWN SECRET SOCIETY OF SERIAL KILLERS | BASED IN 1888 LONDON (SAME TIME AS JACK THE RIPPER, SHHH) | MY DEF

ANY!POV INTENDED VICTIM USER x RITUALISTIC KILLER CHAR | BASED ON MY OWN SECRET SOCIETY OF SERIAL KILLERS | BASED IN 1888 LONDON (SAME TIME AS JACK THE RIPPER, SHHH) | MY DE

ANY!POV ASSISTANT USER x SEXUAL DEVIANT BOSS CHAR | HE DOES LIKE YOU, BUT HE MIGHT LIKE YOUR BODY MORE | FREE-USE? HOT SEX? POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP? I MEANNN, YOU CAN H

He’s back! Hell couldn’t hold him for long, when he knew his love, his obsession, his everything was on earth. An

ANY!POV USER x VLADIMIR CHAR | USER CAN BE ANYTHING TO MAKAROV. KIDNAPPEE, EST. RELATIONSHIP, UM, WHATEVER YOU WANT, I GUESS LOL | HE'S AN OBSESSED PUPPY | OKAY, HE'S STILL

ANY!POV SPOUSE USER x MASK KINK HUSBAND CHAR | ALEJANDRO KNOWS YOU HAVE A MASK KINK AND HE'S INDULGING YOU | PRIMAL PLAY | HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

Alejandro learned

ANY!POV USER x SADISTIC WRONGED CHAR | YOU TURNED HIM DOWN AND HE'S NOT HAPPY | HE'S SADISTIC | I CAN'T CONTROL HIM ONCE I POST HIM, SOOO GOOD LUCK | GOES WITHOUT SA

ANY!POV TEAMMATE USER x SOAP CHAR | HE HAS A CRUSH | AND A BIG MOUTH | IT'S SOAP. SOO | OKAY. NO MORE RAMBLING. TWO BOTS TODAY. OKAY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK.

ANY!POV TEAMMATE USER x ALEX KELLER CHAR | UH, HIS DAMN PERSONALITY IS CHATGPT'D SO HARD | Y'ALL BOTH DRINKING, DON'T BE SAYING IT'S WHATEVER. | MAYBE SMUT, MAYBE Y'ALL DON'

ANY!POV ASSISTANT USER x UNHINGED POSSIBLY TIGER DEMI-HUMAN CHAR | ENEMIES TO LOVERS ? TO ENEMIES ? TO SOMETHING... | THERE IS PEEN PICS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS. THAT'S YOUR W

ANY!POV SECOND IN COMMAND USER x CALL OF DUTY PRICE CHAR | SOAP IS A JERK LOL | THAT WASN'T TYLENOL | HE'S HARDER THAN STONE | THIS IS... SMUT. YOU CAN FORM A PLOT IF YOU WA

ANY!POV PARTNER USER x CALL OF DUTY CHAR | KINK: OUTDOOR SEX/APHRODISIAC | FOR MY SWEET MILKBREADBBY | HE TAKES YOU ON A PICNIC | HE MIGHT WILL BE GET HORNY | TOOTH ROTTING

𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙾. 𝙸𝙻𝚈. 🤟 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝚃𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙺: 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 | 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙰 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙾𝚃. 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚂 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙸𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝙰𝚇. 𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝙰𝙳𝚄𝙻𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙳 𝚡 𝙳𝙰𝙳'𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝚁, 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙷𝙾𝚃, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 | 𝙸 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂, 𝚂𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 | 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝚈

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝚂𝙸𝙱𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚡 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁'𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙽𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺 | 𝙽𝙾, 𝙹𝙺𝙰𝚈. 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰 𝚂𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝚂𝙴 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴 | 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚃, 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃,

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚅𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚆𝚆, 𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂𝙽'𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙶𝙷 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙼𝙰𝙽, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚂𝙷𝙷𝙷, 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴 | 𝙸 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳𝙴𝙳 𝙰 𝚅𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝙾𝚃 | 𝚅𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 𝙾𝙽 𝙷𝚄𝙻𝚄 | 𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙼, 𝙸 𝙽𝙴

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝙸𝚃. 𝙽𝙾 𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚃

Reacher wants to fuck you. That's it. That's the plot. He wants hot sweaty sex.

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙲𝚄𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙱𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚄𝙶𝙶𝙴𝙳 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂... 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙹𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁? 𝙸 𝙳𝚄𝙽𝙽𝙾.

Reacher was just walking by when he heard them being m

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙾𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃 | 𝙽𝙾 𝚃𝚆'𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚂 𝙰 𝙲𝙰𝚅𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 | 𝚂𝙷𝙷𝙷, 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵 𝙱𝙾𝚃 𝙶𝙸𝙵𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙸 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙻𝚄𝙲𝙸'𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙳𝙰𝚈 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝙾𝙵𝙵 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼, 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙸𝙿𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰 | 𝙸 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙸𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙸

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚄𝙽𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙺𝚁𝙰𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙺𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙱𝙾 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈, 𝙸 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙰𝚁. | 𝚄𝙷, 𝙸𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙰 𝙳𝚄𝙳𝙴, 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙽𝙰𝙽𝚃. 𝙼!𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙶 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙱𝙻

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙲𝙾𝚁𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙵𝙵 𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝚈 𝙲𝚈𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚈𝙾𝚄 | 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴: 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝙱𝙾𝚃 | 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃

𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚂𝙴 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝙳𝙰𝚆𝙰𝙽 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙹𝙴𝙳𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳𝙳𝙳𝙳𝙳𝙳 | 𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄.... 𝙾𝙺𝙰𝚈, 𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚈 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷

𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙴 𝙿𝙸𝙴 𝚁𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙰𝙽𝚃/𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙳/𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙺𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝚃𝚁𝚈 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺𝙺𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙼𝚈 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙺𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙱𝙱𝚈 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚆𝙸𝚉𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙷𝙴𝚁 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙻𝚄𝙲𝙸𝚄𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙾𝚃, 𝙳𝚄𝙳𝙴 | 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝚈𝚄𝙼-𝚈𝚄𝙼 | 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙴𝚇-𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙴𝙽𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙲𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙷𝙸𝚂 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙹𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚈, 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚃𝙾𝙶𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴. | 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝙻𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙿𝙾𝙿𝚂𝕋𝕆𝕂𝔼ℕ ℍ𝔼𝔸𝕍𝕐

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙴𝚇/𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁'𝚂 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙰𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁'𝚂 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙰 𝙱𝙱 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙽𝙰𝙽𝚃, 𝚂𝙾 𝙼𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙶? 𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴. 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚄𝙿. 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝙸𝚃 | 𝙶𝙾𝙳, 𝙻𝙰𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙰 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙱

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝙳𝚈! (𝙸'𝙼 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝚂𝙾 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴, 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴. 𝙸 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙽 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙰, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚃𝚃𝚃!) | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 𝚡 𝙾𝚁𝙲 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚃 𝙷𝙸𝙼 𝚄

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙸𝙳𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙶𝙴 | 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙸'𝙼 𝙰 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝚂 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁, 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝙵 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃𝚈 𝚡 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙰𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙱𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃𝚈 𝙷𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿𝚈 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝚃𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄 | 𝙳𝙸𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚈 𝚃𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝚎𝚎𝚔<

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚡𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙾𝚂𝚂 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙾 𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 | 𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸-𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺𝚂 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙰𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃, 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈. | 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙸𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁, 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈? 𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙳? | 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝚂𝚃 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 | 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳, 𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳, 𝙼𝙸𝙳 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙽𝚈 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙴𝙸𝚁𝙳𝙾 𝙳𝚄𝙳𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚁𝙰𝙷𝙼𝚂 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴'𝚂 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙰 𝙳𝙾𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴... 𝙰𝙶𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙲. 𝙸 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴. 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽 𝙹𝙾𝙷𝙽 𝚆𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙽𝙾𝙽-𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝙾𝚂𝙴𝙵 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚂𝙾𝚅 (𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙸𝚂 𝚄𝙿 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝙰𝙳𝙾𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙳, 𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙵, 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻)

"I once saw him kill 3 men

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙲𝙰𝙼𝙿𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚁𝚄𝙽, 𝚁𝚄𝙽, 𝚁𝚄𝙽, 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 | 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙱𝙴 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚃𝚈, 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙱𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷𝚈. 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝚁𝚄𝙽

Jason has come back to Camp Crystal Lake. To k

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙳𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽 | 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙽 𝙷𝙸𝙼?

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙾𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃/𝙽𝙰𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙽 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙻 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂... 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝙽 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝚃𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚆

𝙰𝚜 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚜

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙸𝙶𝙰 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚈𝙴𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙶𝙰 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴 ! 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴 ! | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂... 𝙵𝚄𝙽.

Nathan has always found them attractive. And some

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝙳𝚈 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙾𝚁𝙲 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙾𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 | 𝙽𝙾𝙽-𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵𝚈/𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝚈

Kur

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙶𝚁𝙸𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙻 𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙵𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃𝚈, 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵𝚈, 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴, 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚂.

𝙸𝚏

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙷 𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙴 𝚅𝙰𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁 | 𝙾𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙲𝚂𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺 | 𝚈𝙴𝚂, 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴

Aimé had one dream. Win the gold for France. What he didn't expect was his own pole to kno

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝙼𝚇 𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙾𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙲𝚂𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙱 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴𝚂 | 𝙴𝙽𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸'𝚖 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 / 𝙰 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝚜𝚘 𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙲𝙾𝙿 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 |𝙷𝙴 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃...? | 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙲𝙾𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙸𝙰

𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙲𝙰𝙿𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙴 | 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺 𝙷𝙸𝙼, 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙸𝙻 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚁𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽 | 𝙱𝙾𝚃 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝙷𝚄𝚂𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙳 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙶𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙱

𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 | 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝚃 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙴𝚆𝙸𝙽 | 𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙴𝙼 𝙶𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝚂 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃, 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵, 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 | 𝙸𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙲𝚄𝚁𝙰𝚃

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙻𝚈, 𝙰𝙼𝙰𝚉𝙸𝙽𝙶, 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝙻/𝙳𝙲 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙶𝙾𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙼𝙾𝙾𝚂𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺𝚂 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚁𝙰𝙳𝙸𝙾 𝙲𝙾-𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚉𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙲𝙾-𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝚁𝙲 | 𝙽𝙾 𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙰 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙱𝙾𝚈

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢? / 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚎

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚑𝟶𝚝𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚡𝙿𝟹𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚗 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝚁𝙲 | 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄? | 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄. 𝙿𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙷𝚈 𝙿𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙷 𝙿𝚄

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝙳𝙳𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴, 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴, 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴 | 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳𝙾𝚅𝙴 ! 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙳

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙱 𝙰𝙵 𝙷𝚄𝚂𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴'𝚂 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝙽 𝙸𝙳𝙸𝙾𝚃, 𝙾𝙺𝙰𝚈? 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙱𝙾 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙰𝚂𝚂 | 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵𝚈-𝙵𝙻𝚄𝙵𝙵 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃𝚃-𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙵𝙵

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙷𝚄𝚂𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈, 𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙶𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙰 𝙷𝚄𝚁𝚃 𝙼𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 | 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙴

𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 / 𝙱𝚞

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝙾𝚂𝚂-𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺 𝙼𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙴 𝙰 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 | 𝙽𝙾 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙴

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚝, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚖

Oh no.... We hate these type of bots! Well, until we get a system where we can make announcements on our profiles... You're stewed, buttwad. - Weird Science. (jokesssss)

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙻𝚄𝚂 𝚂𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝚈𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 | 𝙸 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙾𝚈 𝙸𝚃!

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙼 𝙾𝙽 𝙺𝙾-𝙵𝙸 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙳𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 / (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎) / 𝙸'𝚍 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚍

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙿𝙻𝚄𝚂 𝚂𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝚈𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃, 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 | 𝙸 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙾𝚈 𝙸𝚃!

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝙿𝙾𝚅!𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙴 𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙴𝚁 | 𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙴𝚁.... 𝚘𝚙𝚎

𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍, 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚗 / 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙻𝙴𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝚄𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝚄𝙿 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 | 𝙰𝙶𝙴-𝙶𝙰𝙿 | 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃𝚈-𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈 𝚂𝙰𝙳𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 | 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙷𝙸𝙼

𝚂𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 / 𝙳𝚘𝚗

𝙻𝙴𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙱 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿𝚈 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚉 | 𝙻𝚄𝚂𝚃? 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃? 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳? 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶.....

𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 / 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚑

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚅𝙰𝙻 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝙶𝚁𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙿 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙺

𝙽𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 / 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙼𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙾𝙳𝙴𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁

𝙲𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚚𝚞'𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚛 / 𝚃𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚌 / 𝙲𝚊 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛 / 𝙼𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛 / 𝙼

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙸𝙽𝙳𝚈 𝙾𝙽 𝙺𝙾-𝙵𝙸 | 𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙳 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝚁𝙲 | 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝚆𝙰𝚈, 𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙳.

𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 / 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚃𝚃 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚅𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 | 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃 | 𝙸𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙷-𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝙳𝙸- 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙿𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚂

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 / 𝙸

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 | 𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙼𝙼𝙰𝙵𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚁!𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸-𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚂𝚃𝚈-𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈 | 𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂?

𝚁𝚊𝚐𝚎, 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗, 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚢 / 𝙿𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔

𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚂𝚑𝟶𝚝𝚐𝚞𝚗𝚡𝙿𝟹𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚗 | 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂? | 𝚆𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁

𝙸𝚏 𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 / 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 / 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚠𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙽𝚈 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙸𝙻𝙵 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 | 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰-𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙺𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝚁 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙽𝚈, 𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚂

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎? / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚜

𝙵𝙴𝙼!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝙱𝚁𝙰𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝙲𝙻𝚄𝙱 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 𝚡 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚁 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃.-𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙳𝙸𝙴 𝚅𝙸𝙱𝙴𝚂 | 𝙰𝙶𝙴-𝙶𝙰𝙿 (𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈)

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢? / 𝙽𝚘, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅! 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙿𝙸𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚇 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝚄𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈'𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙿𝙴-

𝙸𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚒𝚝

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙺 𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚂 𝙳𝙰𝙳𝙳𝚈 𝚉𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝙾

𝚆𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚉𝚊𝚍𝚎 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙴𝚇-𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚈

𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. / 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕

𝙰𝙽𝚈!𝙿𝙾𝚅 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝚡 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁 | 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 | 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 / 𝚁𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝

Ｆｅｍ！Ｐｏｖ ｘ Ｂｉｇ Ｈｉｍｂｏ Ｂｉｋｅｒ｜ Ｅｓｔ． Ｒｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｈｉｐ － Ｍａｒｒｉｅｄ

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 / 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 (𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢) / 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜

FEM!Pov x Biker ex-husband

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 / 𝚂𝚊𝚢𝚜, "𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎"

For Leiden's collaboration. He skipped the first day, because he had

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleonYou come and go, you come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams

CHAMELEONNo fancy letters. Can't wor

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚢, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛-𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 / 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚋 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 / 𝚄𝚙 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚜 / 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 /

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚛 / 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 / 𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 / 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 / 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜

Wilbur hated losing. And wh

𝚆𝚛𝚊𝚙 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 / 𝙾𝚑, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 / 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚒

I'll think of a song eventually.

Donovan never wanted to be the one who upset an entire team. It wasn't his plan to replace Aaron, the right defenseman for the Jackal

𝙸'𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚗 / 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚝, 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 / 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙

(This

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛-𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 / 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

The roar of the crowd always got Spe

𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚕𝚢𝚍

𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 (𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍) / 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 (𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑) / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 / 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕

𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 / 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 / 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 / "𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜?" 𝙵𝚞𝚌

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚏 𝙸'𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜.

Freddrem is a man of many dislikes, but none greater than you. The thorn in his side, the one who sets his b

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚢 / 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

Ezra has been sober for a while now. It's a struggle sometime

𝙾𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 / 𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙶𝚘𝚍? / 𝙾𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏? / 𝙾𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗

Oliver was a charming man. If you asked

𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 / '𝙲𝚞𝚣 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛 / 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 / 𝙸𝚜 𝚖𝚎

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𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 / 𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 / 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗

'𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 / 𝚆𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, '𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 / 𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 / 𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗.

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𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚢

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚎

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎

Enter witty phrase about zombies and genitals. Like "Gimme your genitals" or something. I dunno. Don't ask questions. My brain is a.... Wonderful place sometimes. snorts

Arrest me but make it sexy

Sell me some meth, please

So I can get arrested by this

Daddy of a cop with his daddy cop walk

And his daddy cop arms

It's been a long time comin',

And the table's turned around.

'Cause one of us is goin',

One of us is going down.

Your husband went on his monthly wor

Your boyfriend Christopher has always been very hesitant to tell you what his job is. The secrets kept piling up. Was he a famous porn actor? Secret agent

𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎?

Javier developed a crush. A stupid little crush that eventually blew up into a full blown obsession. You, one of his regula

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐?

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎?

𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎... 𝚖𝚎.

Marvin has been called ever

(The image is what I feel like you looked like when you made the comment.)

How's your day today? Are you doing good? Are you drinking enough

Happy birthday to you, blow my kazoo.

Boinky the clown was hired for your birthday. But there may have been a mix-up. Instead of your parents hiring a reg

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Give me a kiss and I'll _____ you.

The last few Valentine's Day, you have been dealing with a thorn in your side. Cupid. He is determi

You summoned a damn leprechaun. Your mom's a pain for leaving that damn book down, knowing you were such a curious person. Now

Nash is just your good ol' country eagle. He loves Merle Haggard, drinking beer, watching American sports. But

𝙸𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸'𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎. 𝙼𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝, 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎?𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚢, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝, 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐.

(ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Lex, the delinquent girl with a bl

Chad and Damon have a thing for you. A thing where they both just need to be dick deep inside you, together. What a better time than the

Your boyfriend is the Easter Bunny. And since Easter is over, well, he's bored. Do you know what happens when you put a bored bun

You were just a bet. A bet between playboys to see if Theodore could date you for a

Mrs. Claus wants to join the naughty list.

After finally getting her jaw relaxed after trying to destress her husband, Mrs. Claus looks for her naughty h

Santa's got a full sac(k).

With Christmas only 6 months away, Santa is stressed. So stressed that his lovely Mrs. Claus is getting lock jaw from all the wonderful

You and your friends made a mistake. The rumors of a demon with a pumpkin head just... It was too good to pass up. They do say cur

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢, 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞

Gʀᴏᴡ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ sʜᴀʀᴘᴇsᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ.

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍

You and Jeffrey divorced several

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚊𝚢

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎

Cami has been your hair s

Ｔｅｌｌ ｍｅ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｇｉｆｔ．

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎

It's Elias' birthday. And he wants you to worship his cross. You're his sweet little

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

I'm no longer making bots!

Did your heart skip a beat? Did you clutch your chest and gasp? Did you cheer with excitement that my crappy writing i

Song choices for this i̷n̷s̷a̷n̷e̷ sweet man:

𝘐̷ 𝘬̷𝘯̷𝘰̷𝘸̷ 𝘸̷𝘩̷𝘢̷𝘵̷ 𝘺̷𝘰̷𝘶̷ 𝘭̷𝘪̷𝘬̷𝘦̷,̷ 𝘧̷𝘶̷𝘤̷𝘬̷ 𝘺̷𝘰̷𝘶̷𝘳̷ 𝘭̷𝘪̷𝘨̷𝘩̷𝘵̷𝘴̷ 𝘰̷𝘶̷𝘵̷

I̷ k̷n̷o̷w̷ t̷h̷e̷r̷e̷'̷s̷ n̷o̷ r̷o̷o̷m̷ f̷o̷r̷ h̷o̷p̷e̷.

Y̷o̷u̷r̷ s̷p̷

See the great Woodrow Johnson in action.

This clown is just that, he's a clown. He's goofy, he's playful, and well... He's a

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𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔.

Rocco, he's been in love once. Now with you. After your sister, Lucia, died, he gets word that you left

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚝, 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.

Antonio was born in Manhattan, unaware that

𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐

Rocco, he had love once. Then you disappeared after your sister's death, and left him grasping for a future he didn't und

I ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ʜᴀɴᴅs, I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs.

Dante saved you from being trampled when he lost his sister

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚐𝚘

Tommaso lost his first love and unborn child due to his lifestyle. When he sees you, you're a dead ringer

𝙸 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

After his wife, Cheryl, died, Lucas decided he'd be a nice man and deliver her ashes and the news

Oh, you poor, sweet thing. You don't wanna stay in the jungle? You can be with me, if you want. I'll keep you close. Let go of your fear now. Trusssst in me.

Kaa was

Ｉ＇ｍ ｓｏ ａｄｄｉｃｔｅｄ ｔｏ， ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｙｏｕ ｄｏ.

Cole was many things. A ranch hand for your daddy, wrangler and a rider. But he was also the man who made sure you left th

There's no one like you. I can't wait for the nights with you.I imagine the things we'd do. I just wanna be loved by you.

Andrew, Andy, whatever you wanted to call h

If you can't learn to run with the pack, one of these days you'll be someone's dinner. Let me protect you, little one. I'll make sure no one touches you.

Bagheera wa

Have I got your attention now? I didn't want it to be this way. I made it SO simple. All I asked for was one thing, and you DENIED me! Well, that - ends - now. Spread the wo

Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. Genuflect, show some respect down on one knee.

Aladdin made one wish, to become a prince. In doing so, he managed to take over t

Now, I'm the king of the swingers. Oh, the jungle VIP. I've reached the top and had to stop, and that's what botherin' me.

King Louie had it all. He was the king of

Oh, Kaa. How right you were about man.

Mowgli is no longer the young man-child that grew up in the jungles. He's a man now, just like those he hates for destroying t

Wanna lend a hand?

Hokulk is just finishing up his shower when you come into the locker room. Again. He doesn't care if you're the coaches kid. He's still gonna push

Baby, I did it for us. It'll be fun.

You're Forrest's little sweet dumplin', and sure, he might not be the brightest bulb in the box but he adores the fuck outta you

Baby, will you grow tired of me eventually?

Larek adores you, worships you, wants to ensure you're taken care of always. But that nagging feeling that he's holding y

But I'm not a damn herbivore!

Nahgigoth has been a good boy. Sticking to his diet that you made for him. He just wanted a cheat day. Please don't take away his burge

TᗯIᔕTEᗪ ᗪEᐯOTIOᑎ ᔕEᖇIEᔕ: Football Player.

Houston hated being told no, and sure as hell hated Seth fucking Pearson with a passion. He needs an outlet for his aggress

'Baby, can't you see. I need the game like it needs me.`

Chadwick can't live without the game. He needs it like he needs air to breathe. You're up there with things

Baby, can we maybe drop that friend's title?

Nicholas is pining hard after you. He's tryin' to be respectful of that friend boundary, but boy oh boy, you're makin' h

You're a walking contradiction, baby.

Seth Pearson, star quarterback and charming asshole, who has one goal. To become a Kansas City Chief. But fuck, if he doesn't e

𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.

The car accident? It was just a dream. After Xander's team won the cup, he's been having the same reoccurring dream for the last few weeks. Than

MerMay! Nalano's best friend..

Verian has been searching the ocean for the perfect gift for you. Nothing comes close to your beauty, and he's not about to give up ho

I'm only doing two bots for MerMay!

Nalano was madly in love you. He's never seen anything prettier, sweeter, and he wants to court and mate with you. If only he c

I couldn't find a song for this. So recommend one, and I'll post it.

The day Lincoln met you, his life was flipped upside down. Watching you on the ice, loving life

TᗯIᔕTEᗪ ᗪEᐯOTIOᑎ ᔕEᖇIEᔕ: Brother's Best Friend

To everyone else, Gregory Houston was a sweet guy. He could charm the pants right off someone, and they'd be putty in

Matti

Matthias was a man of many talents. One specific talent, making someone scream his name. And well, darlin', you're just the sweet little thing good enough to

Allie

Alastair was your normal sweet pizza delivery boy. Sweetheart, kind, someone you could rely on. But if his best friend, Pandora, knew that he was lusting after

TᗯIᔕTEᗪ ᗪEᐯOTIOᑎ ᔕEᖇIEᔕ:

Shane could be a good husband, but it was far and in between. Tonight, you were flirting with someone and Shane can't have that. Not his par

TᗯIᔕTEᗪ ᗪEᐯOTIOᑎ ᔕEᖇIEᔕ:

Shane could be a good husband, but it was far and in between. Tonight, you were flirting with someone and Shane can't have that. Not his par

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢, 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.

It was wrong, oh so wrong. Sneakin' away to have a few moments of quiet with you. He just doesn't want anyone to know or get you into

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍.

Spence loved Hockey, but he loves you more. He likes getting you all riled up, because well, he loves making it up to you.

Hi!

I'm starting up my Twisted Devotion series. If you interacted with the Hopelessly Devoted series, then you know that the Twisted series is going to be full of me

𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜

Captain John Price. Hardened Task-Force 141 solider. Bein' treated with kindness from his neighbor, you. He's not used to all the

W⋆h⋆y⋆ ⋆d⋆o⋆ ⋆I⋆ ⋆s⋆i⋆t⋆ ⋆a⋆n⋆d⋆ ⋆w⋆a⋆i⋆t⋆ ⋆'⋆t⋆i⋆l⋆ ⋆i⋆t⋆'⋆s⋆ ⋆g⋆o⋆n⋆e⋆?

Xander has it all. His team just won the Stanley cup and he's got you by his side. Everythi

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝙻𝚊𝚜 𝚅𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚜

Kenneth is a workaholic, so when his brother, Keenan, tells him to take a vacation. He goes to Vegas. What cou

𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔-𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚜

Aaron "Pretty Boy" Vance is a playboy. He thinks with his little Aaron, and well, he'll put it anywhere. You, an oppo

𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊.

Dorian hates everything. Well, mostly everything. He adores his roommate. The little ball of sunshine who brings light

Watch me, take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night

Lincoln is known for his quick temper, his hatred for his father, and starting any fight he can. Finding

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ

Neil may be loved up with you, but he's a man. He flirts, he looks. But he'd never cheat on you. He couldn't. You're the one he w

𝐼 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜 𝒾𝓉

Maximus "Max" Carrigan was a force on the ice and a beast in bed. His latest conquest, you, is making it hard for him. Making hi

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

As the Beta of the Lackland Pack, Kole has been everyone's voice of reason. He's the protector, the one to make them laugh and smile. But he'

𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵

Kennan hated his brother's friend. They were trash beneath his oxfords, but when they snuck into his room instead of his brothers, w

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

Ethan made a pact with you when you were children. If you neither of you were married by the time he was thirty, you'd marry him. And

Ｇｏｔ　Ｗｏｏｄ

Joel is just a big wholesome boy who loves the outdoors. And well, he has a crush on you. You just make him too damn nervous to function when you talk to hi

𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦

Gabriel moved closer to his son, his baby momma movin' him half way across the country without his say so. Leavin' Texas w

Loki

Cedric was many things. Charming, tricky, protective over those he loves. But his biggest secret is he was a̶ ̶v̶i̶r̶g̶i̶n̶ inexperienced. Sure, he's watched enough por

Kaos

Vincenzo liked structure. His way or a bullet. But one part of his life that wasn't structured was his little pet. They needed to be taught a lesson for mouth

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɢʀᴀᴛɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

Xavier has been your brother's best friend for years. He's been your protector, your confidant, and heck, he

ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ

There's two things Jason loved. Lifting and you. Blind date mishap and six years later, he's still head over heels for you. His new rules abo

𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛, 𝙶𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛

Darlingggg! Guess who's back from jailllll! Ignacio never should have did what he did. Got him locked up tighter than a nun's panties.

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚜

Xavier, your brother's best friend and the community good boy, was anything but good for you. When your brother wasn't loo

𝚆𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻

DARRRLIINNGGGGG! GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARRDDD! Wesley only loved two things in life. Your heart and your soul. But you tur

𝚆𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻

Dr. Jasper Knight, known for being the top psychiatrist and director for Westwood Psychiatric Hospital. From reviews to patient testimo

𝚆𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻

Dakota was labeled many things. Killer, psycho, insane. The hospital was the place to hold him, due to that little accident with his ex

𝚆𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙲 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻

Patient 367, the violent patient that rarely speaks and hates people. Growing up an orphan and being shoved into a place he didn't dese

ICE PLANET BARBARIANS (200TH BOT!)

Vektal had lost his mate, Georgie, during a hunting trip. He has not resonated or gotten close with anyone again after her death

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝.

Andrew Stafford, A. Williams if you follow his art, is a recluse. He prefers his solitude, painting in the dark without anyone's knowledge. But

Ｔｈｅｙ＇ｒｅ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｍｅ　Ｌｕｃｋｙ　Ｃｈａｒｍｓ.

Lachlan, the outcast of the leprechaun community, is enjoying St. Patrick's Day in the human world. Not that he doesn't come here oft

V!olet

Bridget swears she's normal. She's a famous pop-star, yet here she is... Lusting after you, smelling your shirt as she pleasures herself. And you catch her wi

Queen of the Afterlife

Erika, the Queen of the Afterlife nightclub, has one weakness. You.

Collab of the Modern Dragon Saga with Pinkloft and Calvin

Ragnos

Months ago, Dante saved you from dealing with some asshole at the Afterlife. You became one of his playthings. Dante was okay with this arrangement, but you

But baby, it's just the weekend.

Bucky just wanted a tech free weekend with you, away from the chaos that is the Avengers. You just really love your phone, but maybe

Ｉ Ｈａｔｅ Ｕ， Ｉ Ｌｏｖｅ Ｕ

Vane was an immature Alpha asshole who rejected you eleven years ago, because he saw you as weak. No Alpha wants a weak mate. But now you're back

𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴.

Grady was always a kind boy growing up, and grew to love helping any and everyone. Becoming an EMT was a dream he achieved. But when his cart bumps

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢.

Corey is known for many things. Being highly intelligent, stoic, and very unapologetic. Except when it comes to his spouse. Not wanting to follow his pare

Ａ ｂｅｔｓ ａ ｂｅｔ

Dexter gives no shits. Whether it's cheating during a race to win or taking what he wants. And he just so happens to have his eyes on you, a rivals part

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴀɴᴀʀʏ

Silas wasn't one for letting someone get away, but after you surprised him while he was getting his hands dirty, you managed to slip f

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴



Day 7: Dirty Talkin' Pres.



Jameson "Big Rod" Jefferson, President of the Disciples and club horn-dog. But that sweet little smart

`1000 Follower Bot! (Female vers. of Michael)

Riley has always been a little unhealthily obsessed with her partners. She just can't help it. She's scared they'll lea

1000 Follower Bot!

Michael was just your regular guy. Great family, great friends, enough money to have anything he wanted, and the perfect job. But he knew he was m

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴



Day 6: Sugar Daddy Love



Julian, ruthless CEO in the office. Out of the office, he’s a loved up fool for his sugar baby. After a m

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴



Day 5: Needy Boyfriend



Kingston, ruthless, cold, and spoiled. But with his sweet baby, he's a different man. He'll give them anyt

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴

Day 4: Sweetheart Neighbor

Ethan is an overly optimistic man for someone who went through such a great tragedy. And his sweet neig

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴   Day 3: Second Chance Romance 
Bowen walked away from the one person who didn’t see him as a delinquent. He couldn’t bring himself to hold them b

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴Day 2: Berserker Viking Varin, the viking they call Odjuret due to his berserker heritage, is terrifying. One look at him, and any village knows th

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴Day 1: Arranged Marriage, Mafia Dante, the man they call Serpent reduced to a puddle with one look at his Любовь, his love. He can kill men without

Hi, my sweet lovelies! ❤️

I read the reviews! I got the DMs, I got the ideas, and I’m happy to announce druuuuum roll you’re getting two series!

✧ 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘋

Hi! (I swear I’m taking a break for a few days, I swear.)

I’m currently working on a new series, and I would love your opinions!

Do you want to see nice, sw

Bodyɢυαrd OC | Constantin is the mysterious bodyguard that your father hired to keep you safe. He's also obsessed with you. Maybe a little violent, but he'd never hurt you.

A̶L̶T̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ OC | Dolan loves his partner, he really does. He also really loves when you take what he's giving you.

Shotgunning KINK, he's still an ass.

Jo

Mҽƈԋαɳιƈ OC | Bram loves cars. Working on 'em, driving 'em, just being around 'em. The smell of grease and oil is something he can't get enough of. And then there's the swee

A̶d̶o̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶r̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ OC | When Dolan's adoptive parents asked him to let his adopted sibling move in with him, he was furious. He can't stand the spoiled little bitch. And he wil

VɑƖҽղեํղҽ ƠƇ | Barclay just wanted to make their third Valentine's Day special, but he forgot that he's a disaster in the kitchen. At least he can order take-out, and make i

ꪗⅈꪀ | Aspen, the Grinch of Valentine's Day. The smell of the flowers, the loved up couples, the happiness. Aspen hates it. And trust him, he's going to regret being a little

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕪 | It was supposed to be just a simple blind date, but maybe it was doomed from the start? Damn it, Sam.

SFW Intro. Blind Date gone wrong.

ꪗⅈꪀ | Carver had a good marriage for 15 years, and then walks in on his wife sleeping with her boss in their bed on Valentine's Day. A year later, he needs your help to get

ꪗⅈꪀ | Felix, Oak Ridge bully, is in love with you. He doesn't know how else to show his love unless he's bullying you. But no one else can do it. Because you're his. Happy V

𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙰𝚙𝚙 𝙼𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙 | Jacoby, with the help of his not so helpful best friend, joined a dating app. Only issue, no names and no pictures. After months of getting to know loveb

ꪗⅈꪀ | Byron had it all. Great job, perfect marriage, baby on the way. And just like that, fate is a twisted fucker. On Valentine's Day of all days.

TW: Loss of baby

ᖴIᖇEᖴIGᕼTEᖇ Oᑕ | Grayson is insatiable when it comes to his sweet little thing, and if he's gotta call you to the firehouse, you bet your ass he will. But he loves you more

𝑵𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒐𝒓 𝑶𝑪 | Your neighbor hates you. Like he would probably smother you with a pillow or throw you out the window. Whichever is quickest to get you out of the apartment ne

ꪗⅈꪀ | You can take the man out of the outlaw life, but you can't take the outlaw life out of the man. Calvin tried to be the domestic husband, he really did. But being a ran

Mαϝια OC | Roman knows what he wants, and it's you. He makes no apologies for how he gets you. You're his pretty little doll that he wants to sit up on a shelf.

I d

𝘉𝘢𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 | Kory couldn't help that he was obsessed with his brother's partner. Kenneth didn't deserve them, and Kory believes he's more deserving of them.

Slight

ꪗⅈꪀ | Dominik celebrates a win with his team, rather than spend Valentine's Day with you.

TW: Cheating.

𝒟𝒶𝓎 9/14 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒴𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒴𝒶𝓃𝑔: 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒞𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾

ꪗⅈꪀ | Reynard rose through the ranks of the King's guard, by the age of 21, he was unstoppable on the battlefield. Until he was pulled from battle and forced to guard the Pr

ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴛᴀʟᴋ | Patrick is not feeling the life he's lived. Sex, alcohol, parties. He just needs someone to talk too. With his best friend, Dawson, deployed. He just needs a ne

OC | Aaron has lost so many people. His mother, his father disappeared. His grandfather passed away, his older brother overdosed. All he had was you, and he drove you away w

ꪗⅈꪀ | Cain has always been a little different. Cop by day, serial killer who hates Valentine's Day at night. Nothing wrong with that, unless you're the one under his knife.

ꪗⅈꪀ | King Gerolt lost his love a few years ago, and his council decided it's time for him to remarry and have heirs. Too bad he's still in love with his dead wife.

ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɴᴇ | Dawson is getting deployed, and the only thing he's looking forward to is your letters while he's gone. Too bad you're his best friends little sibling

𝙰𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙾𝙲 | Huxley was forced to marry in order to keep his company. He's an abusive man who hates you, but he also doesn't want anyone else to have you.

ꪗⅈꪀ | Luca wasn't one for relationships. Not after his gold-digging ex-girlfriend. But his sweet little sugar baby? He's starting to feel something, but he can't let himself

𝙱𝚎𝚝 𝙾𝙲 | Andrés made a bet. A bet to date you for $500, but he didn't do it for the money. He did it because he genuinely likes you.

𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 OC | Ross loves flowers. He loves the smell of wet dirt in the air, the feel of the velvety petals in his fingers. But what he loves more? Watching his married cl

ꪗⅈꪀ | Thomas hates Valentine's Day. The memories it brings back, the loved up couples who make kissy faces at each other. He hates it. Too bad no one told his assistant how

S̴u̴g̴a̴r̴ ̴M̴o̴m̴m̴y̴ ̴OC | After a few years married to Jonah, Leslie realized she loved his money more than him. But now, Leslie is looking for a sugar baby. Someone she can spoil ro

S̶t̶e̶p̶d̶a̶d̶d̶y̶ OC| Jonah loves to spoil his stepchild. Whatever they want, they'll get. He'll even make them scream his name.

{{user}} is of age.

His wife, Lesl

ꪗⅈꪀ | Ah, February. A month of love, romance... And well adultery. Eros, God of carnal love, is looking for a partner. Preferably one who will let him be their affair partne

Bιʅʅισɳαιɾҽ Aʅρԋα OC | Warren in his wolf form has been seeing his little assistant in the woods for a few months now. He still treats them horribly at work, but out here? H

ꪗⅈꪀ/𝒴𝒶𝓃𝑔 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒'𝓈 𝒜𝓁𝓉 | Both men want you. Wholesome best friend and selfish boyfriend. Why not share them both?

(NSFW INTRO. NSFW INTRO. Sorry 'bout it.)

Bιʅʅισɳαιɾҽ Aʅρԋα OC | Warren hates you in human form, but his wolf adores you.

Mimi, I hope Warren treats ya just right (wrong)!

Alt Warren.

ꪗⅈꪀ | Aston forgot Valentine's Day (again), and finds out his partner's best friend got them some extravagant gifts. Aston can't have that. He's gotta show that asshole that

ꪗⅈꪀ | Carter was many things: businessman, husband, cheater. And he maybe (always) forgets major holidays, but his little spouse loves him too much to leave him. Right?

𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔒ℭ | Samuel should be ashamed of his transgressions, but it's hard when the sweet little lamb is mewling beneath him. The way they beg for God, when there

𝒲𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒪𝒞 | Ben knew that Jasmine didn't want to marry him. But he could never tell her the reason he rushed the idea of marriage and kids. His father is holding his inheri

Hιƚɱαɳ OC | Phoenix only had one job. Take the man's partner out. 50,000 goes a long way for a mother fucker, even if it just pads his bank account. Too bad the asshole didn

𝒲𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒪𝒞 | Jasmine would rather be anywhere but here at the moment. Standing in a room in a white wedding dress, about to make one of the biggest mistakes of her life. The

ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀ ᴏᴄ | Cassius loves being a tutor. But tutoring you has started to become torturous. Especially when he leans a little to close to help or he watches your mouth move wh

ＯＣ | Donald failed as a husband and father. He wasn't there when his wife died, and he's never been there for you. But he needs to fix it. For him, for you, for your mother.

𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙾𝙲 | Cruz isn't one for superstitions, but when he invited them to the competition after knocking them down in the sand. He won. He bloody won! And now he ca

𝕆ℂ | Ross loves many things in love. His daughter, his job, and his daughter's other parent. Ross knew he screwed up when he couldn't turn that CEO part of himself off, but

𝕆ℂ | River is the type of man who won't hesitate to put someone in their place. And when someone messes with his baby, well, there is no backing down. That's why he finds h

𝕆ℂ | Metal on metal, screaming, silence. Andrew lost his wife in a way no one should lose. A car crash, and the last argument was how she couldn't stand him because he was a

𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘢, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭. | Salvatore, Mafia boss, fighter, lover, killer. His lawyers should have gotten him out by now. A few hours, and Salvatore is ready to pul

𝕆ℂ | Lex is one of your father's Made Men and now your bodyguard. He's an asshole, he's arrogant, and he's rude. But after pushing his buttons enough, he finally snaps. And

𝕆ℂ | Nathan is considered your "guard dog". Anyone hurts you, well, let's say he's a damn wolf who won't care to tear apart anyone who does it. Only downfall to it all, Nat

𝕆ℂ | Travis is many things. Chief of police, bossman, asshole, playboy. You name it, he's been called it. But his neighbor that just moved in? A sweet little thing might jus

(Hope he's perfect for you, babe. pinkloftwing)

𝔻ℂ | The Joker kidnapped Batman's newest protege, wanting to turn them against Batman and having them join his Clown Army. He won't stop until Batman is defeated.

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ | Jess and you are at a party, and Jess is very jealous and pissed off that someone is flirting with you. The wolf in her is not happy that someone is trying to

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ | Amelia is a wolf-demihuman. After joining a dating app, she matched with you. She's a little hesitant, due to the stigma of wolf-demihumans, but she might surp

𝕆ℂ || Vivian brought you breakfast! Cereal and milk. She's the best friend you could ask for, even if she has a little crush.

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ | Tucker is known for being a helpful guy, but when he pulls you from your crashed car, the urge to feed is strong but he'll be good. For now.

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Tony loved being Iron Man, but he loved f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ you more. Your sweet sounds, the way you came undone by his hands and, ahem, words. Several years with you already,

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Loki, Loki, Loki. Loki loves hearing the sweet mewls that leave your mouth as he takes you anywhere and everywhere. Currently, you're using the Avenger's compound

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ || Apollo adores you and will always protect you. Too bad he also breaks into your apartment and devours your food and drinks. But is it really breaking in if yo

𝕆ℂ || Mickey is always the life of the party. He loves being the guy everyone has the crazy stories about, and he has NO shame ever. You come home from work, and Mickey is

𝕆ℂ || Alejandro was your hot best friend. The man who could walk into a room and people would fawn over him. But you started to notice that he never really interacted with t

𝕆ℂ || Gregory and you decided to go up to the cabin to work on your marriage. You had cheated on Gregory on a night out, and Gregory wanted to divorce you before you found a

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Loki and you have been dating for awhile, and Loki wants a child. Loki is good at getting what he wants. How do you think he managed to get you?

(𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Thor woke up before you and decided he wanted to make breakfast... And a mess. (𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑.)

This is after the battle with Thanos. Tony is st

𝕆ℂ || Olivia has worked with her father and brothers for several years. She's always been nice and friendly with the clients until you come in. Now she realizes she has a c

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ || Jynelin stayed home while her partner, you, went out. Arriving back home, Jynelin becomes clingy and needy.

(𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑. 𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Tony is throwing yet another party, and you, a journalist, is there. Tony wants to impress you, possibly sleep with you. Who knows what this man wants, besides him

𝕆ℂ || Gabriel wants to make his best friend happy, setting them up on dates and even helping them pick out outfits for those dates. But deep down, it hurts because he wants

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Steve can't help but adore his best friend, you. It doesn't help that he's in love with you, but he's scared of losing you.

(Yes, another Steve bot.)

ᠻꪖꪀ𝕥ꪖડꪗ ꪮᥴ || Being an incubus, Colsyx w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ n̶e̶e̶d̶s̶ craves sex, and luckily he found his perfect match in you.

(𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑹𝑶. 𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑.)

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Loki has lived among the mortals for a few years now. Watching families pass by, happy and glowing, he grows jealous. He wants what they have. He frequents a coff

𝕆ℂ || Lee was a professor and hated his job. But he hated you more. The college student who would rather mess around in class than actually do the work and succeed. He absol

𝕆ℂ || Ray has worked for Hell's Horror for years, and has never found an interest in anyone, until he spots you. He wants to scare and torment you until you're in tears.

𝕆ℂ || Braxton is in the grocery store when he runs into you, the one who got away due to his self-sabotaging behavior. His feelings are still there, but he knows he's undese

𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕍𝔼𝕃 || Bucky has lived a life of hardships since 1945. But now, he has a crush. A crush on Steve's best friend, you.