No way I’m dyin’ in episode one. An’ User’s no gonna be nibbled on by some cunt who used to work at Pret.

zombie apocalypse! early outbreakany!pov 🔷 unspecified relati

“We got the same equipment, man. Don't start blushin' on me now. That’s lame.”

Jesse’s been in love with his best friend for, like, six years. When the universe gives

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date....and is currently covered in mud.

Tell me how good I was tonight. Wanna hear it.

The show went great, but that's not enough for Thorn; she needs to hear User praise her too.

vampire!singer!char x

Tarnak’s kill pod of orca mer rules this part of the ocean. And he usually kills intruders on sight.

🪼 any!pov 🪼unestablished relationshipmerfolk!user

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you fuckin’ hit me with the phone, DICK!

👻male!pov👻stu x ghostface accomplice!user

pre-canon, post maureen’s death

user replaces billy!closely follows cano

Everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us.

👻any!pov👻stu x oblivious friend {{user}}

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DEAD DOVE!

The morning had been golden; the noontide was bronze; and the evening lead.

🌸 fem!pov 🌸mistress!user / edwardian (dilf) aristocrat

thank you for 100 followers !!

orgasm control & edging🫡 any!pov ✋#nnn but make it ancient greece?

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my first ever purely smut bot! and

Γνῶθι σαυτόνgnōthi sauton know thyself.

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The Pythia is blessed.Or cursed, depending on your interpretation.

How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?

The prison means home, means sanctuary. Karsten should’ve made sure they got back in time - but now night is

you will pay the iron price.robb x greyjoy!user

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fem!povfem!theon greyjoy tbh

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You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

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🐍fem!

This isn’t the time or the place to ask someone on a date. But rules were made to be broken, right?

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Your s

anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

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Gideon’s face instantly told Fabian that something was wro

doomsday is close at hand / i’ll book the marching band

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🧿any!pov🧿

dead dove!! wartime

mischief managed.

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“Did you like question ten, Moony?”“Loved it. ‘Give the five signs that identify the wer

mischief managed.

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You've been on and off with Sirius for years - you fight, break up, make up, fight. It's

pumpkin carving was supposed to be easy.

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Addy has been single for a year, and it hasn't gotten any easier.

Since when was single fatherhood this difficult?

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Alright, so he's not winning father of the year awards an

the full moon approaches, and your time on earth grows short...

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priestess!char / sacrifice!user

a greater woman wouldn't beg, but I looked to the sky and said...

______________________________________________________A terrible curse has been placed on the Princes

"The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love."Jane Austen, Sense & Sensibility

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The King is dead. Long live the King.

mafia wife x heir to the empire🗡️ fem!pov 🗡️established relationship

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Jamie's a good cop, but would it kill him to take something seriously for once?

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There's a serial killer on

No one’s ever going to find the girl. He should know, he buried her.

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You and Carter have been married for

Πολύτροποςpolytroposuntranslatable. man of many turns, the trickster, much-wandering

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You're dead. That's i

he's one helluva pilot.______________________________________________________Poe's mission went terribly, thank you so much for asking.______________________________________

#brattamingthe worst vampire in the worst family of vampires to ever exist in fictionJasper's going to protect his family against this new damn threat.Whether you like it or

ASOIAF | pre-series | fem!pov______________________________________________________

Your families made this betrothal; now it's up to the two of you to make a marriage

INDIE BAND | sad boy best friend______________________________________________________

______________________________________________________Your best friend se

ASOIAF | the Red Viper meets his new paramour.fem!user POV.______________________________________________________{{user}} is the bastard daughter of Harman Uller, Lord of th