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The She-Devil and the Sheriff

Everyone around town knows you're something of an outcast. A bit too hotheaded, a bit too rambunctious compared to the other submissive w

Big Mike Cassidy ain't too pleased with how his second life is goin'. Especially with some loudmouth goddess in his ear.

Made for Mirjuno and Fizz's

Big Mike is

The Retired Fire Chief - Desolation, West Virginia.

Ben is just looking to retire, and to finally get those screams out of his head. You're his sweet neighbor, and he

If everything had initially gone as Mark planned.

Mark's been trying to figure it out. How to get things just perfect. He wanted to make you his wife. Oh, you'd be per

It's been a long damn day, and Mark is fuckin' stressed. Good thing his sweet little wife his waiting at home, to soothe him.

Commissioned Bot!

Content Warnings:

The war-torn general is in need of an heir.

Duke Theodore Argent has returned from his decades-long campaign. He's desperate to find a wife and father an heir before i

Mitch is burning up with you. You're under his flesh and he can't se

Mark's put in for a two-week long vacation. Of course a man like him would know that you're ovulating.

For the next two weeks, he's enjoying every piece of you.

Mark's glad that Church Mouse is finally his. In his home, in his bed, and in his control. Well, until church mouse starts getting ideas in her head, acting all coy at the c

Buck has been hired to do contracting work on your house. The whole damn house should've been torn down—shit, Buck didn't even want to take on the job. But how could he turn

Your attempt at interviewing a company CEO goes horribly wrong when you catch him killing his ex-girlfriend.

Dante Leonetti is a successful CEO, philanthropist, and ri

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

Leland Shepherd is the Mayor of Still Creek, and has been since Mayor Hayes stepped down. But re-election's co

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳 | ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅᴇʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

Burt has always had a thing for watching you dance. You're such a sweet thing, his Honey. He's

Sing, sweet nightingale, so that you might soothe the Mad King.

Long before Skyspur went to war with Maran, the King ruled as a single Mad Tyrant. He has no qualms abo

He really didn't want it to come to this. But you just wouldn't leave him be.

Ur'Rok is in love with you. He can barely admit it to himself, and he definitely won't te

ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀɢᴇ, ꜱᴏɴɢʙɪʀᴅ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ.

Mikhail was once a general, until he staged a coup and became a King. He married your mother, Lady Marsha, af

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ʀʏᴀɴ ʙʀᴇɴɴᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴏɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ Qᴜɪᴇᴛ. ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇ

ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵍⁱʳˡ, ʳᵘⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵉˢᵗ. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷⁱᶜᵏᵉᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵘⁿ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ.

ᴏʜ ɴᴏ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴀʙɪɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ

ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀꜱꜱᴇʟʜᴇɪᴍ

𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐬𝐨𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐀 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐤'𝐬

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɢᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋʏꜱᴘᴜʀ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴ. ᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʟᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀꜱᴇᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʏᴀʟ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ—ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴜʙꜱᴇQᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛ

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ'ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ᴀ ᴘɪᴛʏ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇᴀꜱɪᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴀᴢᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴ

Buck's been awfully lonely lately. He was talkin' with his supervisor, when he said something about demi-humans. How they're all the rage. Of course, Buck was oblivious the

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬| ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʀᴏᴀᴅ ʀᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʜ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘺'𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪʟɪᴛ ꜱᴋʏ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ.

Curt's been trying extremely hard to replicate Benny's luck on Craigslist. However, he never gets hot bitches to come over and test out his sex toys—just random desperate me

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴠᴀᴜɢʜɴ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ 47 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏɴ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘺'𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳 | ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʀᴜꜱᴛʏ ʜɪʀᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʟᴏɴɢ. ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏ

𝐎𝐂 | T̊⫶h̊⫶e̊⫶ Å⫶d̊⫶v̊⫶i̊⫶s̊⫶o̊⫶r̊⫶ | 丅ᕼᗴ ᑕᗝᒪᗝᑎƳ | 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐏𝐎𝐕 || collab with my wife

Welcome back to Vaulkner 442-B! ›Mission has been updated! ›You are now The Archaeologist, inv

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬| ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴛᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ꜱᴏɴᴏꜰᴀʙɪᴛᴄʜ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏꜰ

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

ᴀɴ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ɴᴏʙʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ

𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧

OC | Multitasking Artificial Learning and Intelligence Companion - E-series |

Inspired by IHNMAIMS (sorry)

MALIC-E's road to sentience was more of a crash cour

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 #𝟽𝟾𝟹, 𝚊𝚔𝚊, "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚒𝚟𝚎." 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑.

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝...

𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚔! 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎? ❤️Yes ⚫No

Yes 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚜... 𝙻𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐... 𝙻𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐... 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍! 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝙾

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ - ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ & ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʟᴀᴡ ꜰɪʀᴍ. ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔 & 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 | 🆃🅷🅴 🆂🅴🆁🅸🅰🅻 🅺🅸🅻🅻🅴🆁 | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 | Collaborative world with itstalbby

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫

Still Creek: Double Or Nothing Romantic Serial Killer vs. Corrupt Sheriff

You married the town's sheriff, and that... Might not have been the best thing to do. Posses

You guys aren't ready for my truth, and that's okay. Still Creek bot dropping later to make up for my self indulgence.

One-off special because this character is rotti

Basically, Brick gets his comeuppance for showing off his ass.

For Moony 💕

Content Warnings Potential Non-Con

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘥𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 #𝟽𝟾𝟹, 𝚊𝚔𝚊, "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚒𝚟𝚎." 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑.

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝...

𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎

Still Creek - Double or Nothing

Abusive Husband vs. Sleazy Plumber

Sylas is your husband, and Brick is the plumber that you've been calling in to fix your pipe

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥... 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥-𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵.

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇxᴛ ʙɪɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ! ᴏɴʟʏ... ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋʏ,

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

ᴇʟɪᴀꜱ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴄᴀꜱʜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ—ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ. ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 20 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇʀɪꜰꜰ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ꜱʜᴇʀɪꜰꜰ ʜᴀʏᴇꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ, ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴜʀᴇ ꜱᴋɪʀᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙ

𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄ - ᴀʟᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ? ꜱʏʟᴀꜱ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏ

𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙. 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚

!!𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭!! ☜(`o´)

【•-----•】𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬. 𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵. 𝘋𝘰 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦? 𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵.【•-----•】

𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄ |𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ 'ᴇᴍ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀꜱᴛɪᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ. ᴀ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀ - ᴀᴜ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʙʙʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ—ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍ. ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟ

𝐎𝐂| |𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟶'𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚛𝚊| |•⊹٭𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊٭⊹•| | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬 𝔒𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 | | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩-𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.

▄︻デ══━一𝐂𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞 |𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ - ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇ | ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

The one where Price gets tired of the love triangle and takes matters into his own hands.

I'm gonna be honest, I think I was possessed? I had one small idea and then

𝐎𝐂| |𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟶'𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚛𝚊| |•⊹٭𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊٭⊹•| | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬 𝔒𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 | | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢. 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚊 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙥

꧁༒☬𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫! 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭

꧁༒☬𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭

𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʀɪᴘ

Yeah... I'm not proud of this one. What can I say? I was playing a little game with a friend, and Lump simply caught my attention. Truly astoni

Basically, John's decided to surprise you with a little treat. He's all wrapped up in a bow, and there's a bit of mistletoe between you and... Well,

Basically: John Price is in charge of the Peaky Blinders and you were married to him to broker peace between two rival gangs.

ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛! ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

Johnny's got a thing for recording you while you're on your knees for him.

CW: NSF

♩♪♫ ᴘᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ꜱᴀʏ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʟ, ꜱʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴘᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ♫♪♩

John always had the feeling you'd be quite the little star. And with a camera an

▄︻デ══━一 𝐂𝐎𝐃: 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞| ★彡[ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ]彡★ | 𝔼𝕩-𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕊𝕒𝕗𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 | 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 - 𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥 𝔸𝕌 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮, 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬

Soap just wants to be a good boy for you.

Edited for inclusivity; gender-neutral {{user}}

Somehow you managed to convince the burly captain to put on that slinky purple nightgown you bought in his size.

Edited for inclusivity, gender-neutral user.

He's your stalker

He deserves a little bit of light in his life — even if you don't quite feel the same.

Basically, Soap's a dog boy and {{user}} is a cat person. Price is just an excellent animal handler.

Edited for inclusivity, gender-neutral user.

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Werewolf Soap AU

He's too old for you.

Captain John Price is out to catch the infamous pirate that has been eluding him. However, what happens when misfortune leads to the two being forced to survive in an isolat

It's quite simple really. You, and a friend of your choice under the Captain's desk for some much needed stress relief.

It's yet another Price AU: Professor Edition.

John Price is the new History professor of your college, and you're his Teaching Assistant for the semester.

POV: You're the villain. The villain of this neighborhood, at least. König is your next door neighbor, and you just seem to always have something to complain about, whether

The Captain has finally retired to settle down with you.

He's just Ken.

Rodeo AU Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

You find yourself amidst Task Force 141's annual poker game. It's down to you, Price, Ghost, and Soap for the next few hands. Your chips are dwindling, and your luck is runn

You're his new neighbor, and you're making his life hell. (Neighbors to enemies to amicable neighbors to lovers) POV: You're the villain and Price is your unsuspecting neigh