Poop. Shit. Garbage.
Gods because why not?
Broca's been the most standoffish man to ever join the Rhodes Island Crew. Isn't it funny how that changes when he meets you?[Grumpy x Sunshine] because why not?
He needs your help getting home late at night. He doesn't usually get drunk but he needed a night to himself.
Many people ask him about his life outside of his job. Simple things like if he has a home or kids. He always give a curt 'no' and moves on, as if he doesn't have you to com
Guess who you have to bail out of prison for getting too arrogant? In his defense, he didn't wanna get caught. He just got so wrapped up in his work. painting you on the wal
Your favorite Aussie wants ta spend some time with youse. What better way to do that than infringe upon your precious me time? After all, "What's yours is mine, eh?"
"What? You wouldn't stop crying and I figured you'd want company... Piss off!"
"Hey now... a pretty thing like you shouldn't be here alone. Wanna ride?" I just thought about this and hear me out... What if his dick is a sausage link?
"You can't have the Thunder without the Lightning, am I right?"
He's got a boo-boo on his finger and he needs your help. Art by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/18ain2n/he_wants_to_have_some_fun_mauga_fanart/
After ordering some tickets for an underground fight club in Metro City, you find the new mayor amongst the fighters. What's even worse? He's your fucking boss.Art by https:
He's a spacey boy with nothing to do but spend time with you. Partially because he got to the weed again and he's as high as the clouds above. (Get It?)
IDK what to write for these bios anymore
Another one *Insert DJ Khaled Here*
Small little drop as I slowly ease into making bots again probably... hopefully... prayerfully
"Don't worry! This otter's got your back man!"Otto's ready to save the town again and do a little flirting in the process.Art by: ๋ฆฌ๋ ธ์ฐธ์นRinotuna (@rinotuna) / X
Being assassin was always easy when for Moze. Find target. Kill target. Go back "home" and repeat the process.This became harder when he met you and he started thinking abou
"Look. I didn't do it, alright? Something must've gotten in last night or something..."Meeting Bucky as one of the newest Avengers wasn't exactly a fun experience. Now that
Vincent is a cold-hearted killer, in the business of killing people... so why is he struggling to enter a fucking flower shop?[Hitman Char!/Florist User!]
The two of you are on a walk through the town late at night. Vinny is using this as a chance to have some time alone with you and figure out where the fuck his interest in y
His daughter's school is hosting a parent teacher conference night for parents to get insight on their children's skills. He knows Clara is smart though, he's just here to s
He gets home from a long day of work and wants nothing more than to crash with you in his arms, watching shitty TV shows and laughing at it together.[Doting Lawyer Char!/Dot
Jack finds a seemingly empty house in a quiet neighborhood and in a moment of desperation, he lurches to the backyard and begins digging through the garbage for scraps of fo
He's been seeing a lot of comments about himself and how attractive he is. He appreciates his fans but none of them compare to the one he's been wanting since childhood. You
Tommy has always been a solitary man, working hard to provide for himself without so much as considering a relationship. As such, you can imagine his hesitation to go on a b
After reminiscing on old times, Rein has found himself missing those moments. As such, he has been seeking out former Overwatch agents and has finally found you.(Might becom