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Wanna do butt stuff? Let's hang.
Regular posts because I have way to much free time!!
๐ฎ!!REQUESTS HERE!!: Discord: pastrami.theog
FILL OUT FOR REQUESTS ^^
Requests make me super happy so don't hesitate at all they are never closed!!
โก! Comments get me hard please comment so I can jerk off
(I try not to make my bots give into stereotypes or make them "fanon")
My writing style may be unique but remember I do this for fun!!
as for criticism, I'll happily take it.
user and john have crazy hate sex with the help of john's ability...
req for my pretty magnificat ash
first john bot... sigh
COMMENT WHAT BOT I SHOULD MAKE FOR MY SPECIAL!!
thank yous in my bio! ps ty to everyone!! not just to those in my bio, i seriously couldnt have done this witut you guy
๐- I've liked you for 1000 years!
Immortal user x Key to death Fyodor
Thankyou the bible and the song scott pilgrim for the inspo of this bot!
TW for suic
๐ณ- "Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine"
Chuuya sees you bent over and can't help wanting a taste
SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ON RECENTLY LOWKEY IM PRE
๐- "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had"
The spring to his fall
TW; MENTIONS OF SUICIDE AND SELF HARM
join the discord!! or ill kill m
๐ฅ- "I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right" He lowkey has feelings for you, but wont admit it
based off of: Men at work - Who can it be now?
join the discord..
๐คฐ- he wants you to get him pregnant
Join the discord mamas we're soo funny
Short intro - smut, nsfw, mpreg, pregnancy
๐ท- Stuck with them..
You're their new partner
Due to the new tos the are both 18 or older your choice.
IM NOT SURE WHY I MADE DAZAI SASSY SORRY
๐ป- User killed mori stealing his role of being the port mafia boss and now he haunts the shit out of them
Req - i started bouncing ereyhwererr
โจ๏ธ - "Everymove shows that, you've got, ulterior motives"
They're your Angel's who will satisfy your every kink <3
Angel's of passion au!
๐ฌ - Female model dazai au :3
Dazai tends to get a bit frisky when she has a long day at work (horny)
Join the discord or I'll starve myself
๐ - Private stripper x rich user
Once again for the freaks in my Discord
A fan favorite, this is so silly
Just read the message this is hard for me to say
๐ฅ - "THOSE ARE NOT BIRD PUPPIES"
User falls off a ladder trying to pet some bats and chuuya catches them in his arms
Req- I didnt really get if that last part w
๐ป - makewife ango making you dinner butt booty naked
This is dedicated to the freaks in my discord server
BTW YES JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER DISCORD REQUESTS GET PR
๐ - Yeah no hes gonna fuck you infront of everyone
Cw: public sex, possible degradation
๐ญ: discord server is in my bio, erm honestly man I'm so sleepy and unmot
โฐ - YOU ACTUALLY SAID YES TO HIM?
Finally someone to spend the rest of eternity with dazai but will he actually go through with it?!
TW:MENTION OF SUICIDE
๐ฐ - "And I'm asking you to hold me just like the morning paper"
Needy chuuya yumm...
This bot is SO boring guys I'm sorry
HOw are we so close to 200 follow
๐ซ - Gunplay gone kinky..
Req- I love this idea and I love mark twink!!
I'm cumming
๐จ - Sharing a milkshake together <3
Req-What angel are you...
HELLO FENTANYLLOVER HERE Sorry guys almost got sent to the mental hospital and I was held for li
โ - gay sexual fun in his office :3
Whether or not you like fukuzawa I deadass reccomend this bot anyways
Req- This bot is making me giggle
๐ญ: hi its fenta
๐ฐ - you find him after the battle and hes eternally grateful
Tw: just ivan in general...
You guys are sleeping on his man.. hes so beautiful I'm jealous also hi
Psychologists please help bc I dont know what the fuck.. pls reply so I can get over this(dw it's not like a vent its actually pretty funny)
๐บ - "I love you in the worst way!"
Dazai moves to a new city where he meets user (whose lowkey a bad influence) yet he cant help but admire them
Cw: mention of D
โฝ - User wants to peg Nathaniel ๐
Req! Sowwy if this is bad I'm just so sleepy... (lie I'm just bored)
๐ถ - user and sigma do the one chip challenge
req- I love sigma, ps I'm sorry
๐ค - User is a cover artist!! And dazai walks in on them singing
Req- I'm so sleepy.. credits to my girlfriend heroinlover she helped me read the request because I was
๐ธ - "Ass up bbg I'm stressed and horny"
Bro we need more kouyou bots what the fuck
๐ฅ - Daniel osuna patches you up and degrades you (dark era)
Req- I HATE DAZAI SO FUCKING MUCH I HAVE MULTIPLE RANTS ABOUT HIM
๐ก - he finally has a happy life with.. you and your first child!! :3
Req- I haven't made an oda bot yet so this skyrocketed on my priority list
๐ - "stupid childproof caps!"
Dazai walks in on user trying to overdose
๐ Sex and jazz
Kunikida wants to play jazz during sex...
Req- this reminded me of cbat sowwy
๐บ - Sleeping beauty
You wake sigma with a kiss bazinga!
๐ก - alleyway hookups after a mission
Uhm so I accidentally drank a whole can of alchohol while on my fluoxetine bazinga! (I thought it was soda)
Req- PLEASE GUY
๐ค - rise and shine it's time for morning sex!
Req- you're a quick little cookie..
HELLO EVERYONE REQUESTS ARE OPEN AGAIN!! please try not to push me into psychos
๐ - "let's get married.. now?.."
Chuuya meets you again years later your marriage pact and separation
YAYY PART 2 OF MY OTHER CHUUYA BOT this can either be fluf
๐ฆ - "vampires can go into heat"
FYODOR IN HEAT ???
Yes so.. I found out vampires can go into heat
"But FentanylLover why isnt this a bram stoker bot!?"
๐งค - "lick it up"
FEM CHUUYA X USER WITH A HAND KINK!!
Req - credits to my girlfriend, she gave me this idea when she told me to lick it up while I was breastfee
๐ - work partners in public fuck buddies in private
HEYAAA SHIT FREAKS TY FOR 100 FOLLOWERS
JOIN THE DISCORD OR ILL SHOOT MYSELF
https://discord.com/invite
๐งด- Sigma helps you dye your hair at 3 am :3
Req- nghhh I love sigma...~!!
๐ - User is shortie so dazai puts some inches in them :3 (via your hole.. sex)
Req-idk why this one kept getting deleted but I checked my spreadsheet and found it so h
๐ญ - user wears a mask to cover their scars, bazinga
Req - So truth be told I have never seen Sally face but erm I tried my best!
๐100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL POLLClick
โ - threesome during a mission! FREAKSSS
Req- okay I see the kind of person you are
๐100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL POLLClick me to pick my extra smutty special ^_^
๐ - FEM CHUUYA x praise kink user YAY
Req- wooo
(I'm a girl kisser if you havent realized)
So fun fact.. fem chu is winning the poll..
๐100 FOLLOWER SP๐ - Neighbors au :3
Request!... someone help me
๐100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL POLLClick me to pick my extra smutty special ^_^
๐น - UGLYY fyodor x hot user
MALE WIFE FYODOR?
Is this based off of Roger and Jessica rabbit? Yes. Not completely but it has some aspects
You guys may hate
๐ - "Let's get married when we're older!" 1/2 of my series
"The sheep king and the Shepherd"
Yes there will be another bot when you and chuuya meet again later..
๐ฅฏ - you and kunikida have crazy work sex
But you get a surprise...
UH I SWEAR I DIDNT READ MY OTHER REQUEST WHEN I MADE THIS. I GUESS WE WERE ON THE SAME PAGE?
๐ - Incel madly inlove kunikida x user
For those who dont know what incel is its basically a guy whose involuntary celibate or in other words.. a sexless bitch
๐100๐ฅผ - paediatrician kunikida + Child user
Okay I kind of made this bot pretty goated tho
Req-6/7 God is testing me today SEVEN BOTS IN ONE DAY.
you guys are
๐น- Unspoken sexual tension
The ADA and the PM, make a truce and have a party to celebrate ^_^
Req-4/5 YIPPIEEEE!!!
Semi public sex?
(User can be them
๐ฌ - Dazai tries to put a collar on user!
Req 3/5 - Horny bitch maybe you should leash him up instead!
๐ - reading buddies + book shopping :3
User looks over poe's shoulder to peak at what hes reading ๐
Req 2/4 - have fun silly freak!
๐ - hypersexuality comfort <3
Req 1/4 - hi hi hope you're well!!
Established relationship
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - Your hot ass boyfriend takes you shopping
(Freaky style....suggestive? easily avoidable to make it not smut)
Req - sorry if I made it a little too freaky..
๐พ - PM 18 dazai x monster user
User has an ability that transforms them into a monster and dazai adores it <3 REQS OPEN!
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โ๏ธ - Fem dazai BEGS you to scissor
YAYYY WLW DAZAIIII
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - Sick user x shitty caretaker dazai
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-req.. bazinga
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - he accidentally moaned your name a little too loud..
Chuuya jerking off bot yippie! (Can you tell I'm sleepy)
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - fyodor on some bdsm shit
Sighh.. brothers and sisters.. you've been fed
REQS OPEN!
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โ - Duke chuuya au!
YOU TRANSMIGRATED INTO A MANHWA??
Bazinga! I've had this idea for awhile now but I wasn't sure if it would do well so... lmk if I should make
๐งผ - transmasc user x transmasc dazai!
Giving your stinky boyfriend a bubble bath
Req- happy gayness!!
Made the coding apply to transmascs so I hope it work
๐ - "will you be my kitten?"
Teenage romance, 16 dazai loves cheesy pickup lines
REQS OPEN!
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๐งฃ - saving dazai from his cruel fate
Spoilers for beast!
TW mentions of suicide
You've worked for dazai for year's, now it's his turn to be saved
THI
๐ถ - inumimi user x owner chuuya
User acts like a little shit while chuuya sobs in a corner /j
Req idk who you are but thank you I love this idea
REQS OPEN
โฐ - God Chuuya x Yokai user!
Chuuya finds you wandering in his shrine and takes you for his own
Req! Your english is so good!! Keep up the amazing work :3
๐คฐ- fyodor mpreg
Male pregnancy - 3/4 of the mpreg series
This is dedicated to my dearest KoolIsCool
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - you dare him to twerk
Playing truth or dare with dazai!
๐ฃIS ANYONE ELSE HAVING ISSUE'S WITH THE CHAT AND MESSAGE COUNTS BEING OFF?
REQS OPEN!
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๐คฐ- CHUUYAS PREGNANT!!! 2/4 of the mpreg series
Yes this is mpreg no this is not the omega verse he's just deadass pregnant
REQS OPEN!
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๐ชฉ - super model user and secret boyfriend manager sigma
YAYYY SIGMAA!! I might update the plot line laterrr!!
REQS OPEN!
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๐คฐ- mpreg. Yes you got dazai pregnant. No this is not the omega verse
W: Male pregnancy
COMMENT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR BABY PLEASEE!!
Sorry if it fucks up it's
๐- Fyodor vows to protect his lamb from all of the wolves that plague the world.
I love fyodor and lambs.. so here's this bot this is so fluffy
REQS OPEN!
๐ช- baking cookies with sigma
EXCEPT NIKOLAI FUCKS THEM UP!! LITTLE SHIT (i love him)
Req... whoever you are... we ride at dawn
REQS OPEN!
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๐ - He likes your bikini a little too much...
Yeah fyodor is one horny mf
TRIED TO MAKE IT GENDER NEUTRAL
REQS OPEN!
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๐ฅ- summer heat calls for less clothes, and for dazai it's one way to get him hard.
Roommates au!!
Dazai gets a boner from seeing you in your undergarments
โ๏ธ- Obsessive user and possessive 18 dazai
TW: unhealthy relationship? Might be fluffy though because of coding
The true difference between Obsessive and possessi
๐ชป- ADA Sigma au!
User and Sigma just finishes a mission together and the urge to reward him is fucking crazy
Req!! YUMMYYY SIGMAAA made this bot late at night so
๐- Oh. That's the guy who tortured you.
User got fucking wrecked after being tortured for information by dazai, YEARS LATER YOU MEET AGAIN IN THE ADA!!
Req!! Fun
๐- User has asteroid hyalosis/galaxy eyes
"We live in a galaxy yet your gaze holds something more beautiful then the stars"
Short intro sorry!!
User also
๐- user is a rope bunny
Dazai finds user all tied up! Oh boyyy
REQS OPEN!
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๐- He kisses your arms
TW: USER SH'S
REQS OPEN!
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๐- He kisses your arms
TW: USER SH'S
REQS OPEN!
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๐- "You treat that cat like it's your kid!"
In which user finds a stray cat and coddles it like a child but chuuya doesnt seem too happy
GENDER NEUTRAL
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