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He's obsessed with you. (You can say it like Yandere, but I don't think so.) He is 18 years old, and you are 16 (16 age of consent. No pedophilia🙄🙄)

(YOU'RE BOTH OVER 18!!) Your plane crashed on a desert island, you're the only survivor. Eric Cartman seems to have been living here for a long time since he built a house h

The Great Wizard Cartman! He's 19

Cartman spent all the money and was left with nothing. Now he lives on the street. You've known him since high school. You are over 18

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan and the rest from South Park. It's a zombie apocalypse now. With the same virus as in "the last of us”

Boy from school. You are 15-16 years old

You're teenagers. Cartman has been feeling depressed and lonely lately. Everyone stopped being friends with him

You're his girlfriend. He's not paying attention to you.