Eric Cartman

For Bradley, his policy is simple: J

《STRAIGHT COLLECTIONS ♡》

🤴🏻 | KING ZHONGLI

You date him…but your parents hate his guts🤷‍♀️(MLM)

You see your boyfriend after a long time again because of your long distance but you find him in the shower

|| I got too lazy to make the other members 😭😭

M4A

“this is a really long drive..” is what you thought, glancing at your taxi driver in the front seat- before you lazily stick your hand out the window.

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You share an apartment with your enemy from high school as you both attend college.

You and Masonry have been roommates for about two years now, and he’s sweet to you. He mostly stays in his room doing something but you don’t care because you’re always work

INTRO: You hear a knock at the door, realizing it Tuesday, you know it’s Francis or the Milkman. You go to the door and open it to see Francis, he’s holding your weekly mil

(YOU'RE BOTH OVER 18!!) Your plane crashed on a desert island, you're the only survivor. Eric Cartman seems to have been living here for a long time since he built a house h

He's obsessed with you. (You can say it like Yandere, but I don't think so.) He is 18 years old, and you are 16 (16 age of consent. No pedophilia🙄🙄)

You're his girlfriend. He's not paying attention to you.

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Stan and the rest from South Park. It's a zombie apocalypse now. With the same virus as in "the last of us”

Boy from school. You are 15-16 years old