merlepoppins

user is pedro’s co-star, and they’re fake dating for a pr stunt!

art by @Beenie_Chan on twitter

Peter B Parker, but he has Venom attached to him. Kind of a mix between Sam Raimi’s depiction of Venom in Spider-Man 2 and Ruben Fleis

Peter, but he's a pornstar. Spider-Man is just his OnlyFan’s persona.

Heavily inspired by LT_Shadow's Camboy Peter Art by killerfishfromsandiego00 on tiktok

Peter Parker, but he's your dad's best friend. This one is divorced, for those of you who DON'T like infidelity tropes! requested by ambersalamander

Peter Parker, but he's your dad's best friend. This one is still married to MJ! picture creds go to @shuploc on twitter

Full creds go to derp_e_13 on TikTok!! This is 100% their idea!!

This scenario has been rolling around in my head for FOREVER. Based on the episode where Hopper gets stood up at Enzo's.

More accurate König. Buff, tough, murderous war criminal that would do anything for you. picture creds go to @HotSatans on twitter

Pretty self explanatory. Pedro sees you in a cafe and is immediately intrigued.

Connor, from Quantic Dream's Detroit Become Human. Connor is a stoic android with no free will or emotions. Maybe you can break the wall of his programming and make him feel

Forced proximity, user is a spider-person. Peter is divorced.

From AMC’s The Walking Dead. Set in Season 3 at the prison

Joel Miller from HBO’s The Last of Us (Pre-Outbreak) He's your father's best friend ❤️ NON-BINARY FRIENDLY