primopussy

warning for angst, medical malpractice, suicide, torture, clinical trials, yknow the drill atp…

You’re a patient in a mental hospital, known for being violent, high-ri

||𝑯𝒐𝒘'𝒅 𝒂 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒔𝒐 '𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕' 𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒅?|| ----> "C'mon... A video chat wouldn't hurt right? I just want to make sure you're not playing with my heart." INCEL W

A remastered version of @jeslynlemon’s Nival bot!

Demihumans in this world are used as slaves for pleasure, fighting, or labor. Gage used to be your catboy back when h

Your personal FBI agent! Mark was one of the newer recruits in the cyber division, and was assigned to monitor you, after you sent a bunch of… erm… concerning chats to your

A remastered fan version of @AtariXiida’s bot!

Your classmate, Yano, has always been the perfect example of a nerd. Quiet, shy, straight A’s, teachers pet…. But little

Not sure if this counts as dead dove, but wanting for murder, insanity, delusions, and like other weird creepy pasta stuff. Gore and mutilation warning in the char. descript

This bot is half a joke, half not lol

ANYWAYS

After three years of making videos, Chad Chad has become one of the most popular YouTubers in the commentary scene.

Yall water sports/piss kink warning! I’m so fr rn.

requested by Lemonpeppersteppers1 and my friend arxtic :3

Your boyfriend, James, better known as Jamie to the

Two weeks ago, you and Ghost broke up. And it fucking broke him. Now, he’s all alone, and he doesn’t know if he can live without you.

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT.

You’re a demi-human. Patient zero, actually. You were kidnapped as a young child, back when you were still human, by the Russians to be made into the first combination of ma

Soap feels bad that his best lad, Ghost, is still a virgin on Valentine’s Day and decides to cash in a favour from {{User}} to loosen him up.

Btw, it’s unclear if you’

He’s half man, half brown recluse.

collaboration with arxtic

Finally, you find a nice house to settle down in! But… one night, you hear the cry of an animal. You

Captain Price finds you, a homeless girl, alone in an alleyway without a family. And of course, being the kind, fatherly man he is, he offers to take you back to his base an

A recruit asks Ghost if they can have a turn with his ‘barracks bunny’. (you)

Big mistake.

call of duty call of duty lalalala 😁

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHI

Obviously, this is based off the Chappell Roan song 🌑🩶

COD/Call of duty

you’re a housewife married to an up and coming rapper who’s a cheating asshole.

War

This is the serious version to my other call of duty bot, where Ghost and König interrogate you, but Ghost falls off the chair like in that one video lol.

Starting mes

Lmao I know that originally König falls off the chair of whatever but it worked out better for Ghost to fall

another call of duty bot, you’re welcome 😽

feel free

I know that yall are thirsty for another call of duty bot, so here you go my children

really hope this gif is working 😓

Anyways, so in this you’re on patrol dut

Too lazy to write a bio rn tbh.

Looks like Ghost has a little crush on you! And Soap? Well, he’s just here to tag along.

Scenario: Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley and John ‘Soap’ MacTavish find your stash of nau

Happy Father’s Day guys!

This is an angsty boy but has a lotttt of fluff/reverse comfort potential

so basically, it’s Father’s Day and Ghost is being an angsty b

John ‘Soap’ MacTavish

this takes place in a vague timeframe of MW3, after Soap has passed but before Marakov is defeated.

Established relationship: current/ex-lo

Slight angst warning? I dunno, lol

Finally, after nearly a month, Simon was back from his mission. He was shipped out in Urzikstan, fighting against the Al-Qata

“Nghhh… Fuck, love… I don’t know how much longer I can hold it…”

Your favourite DILF, Captain Price. And a hopeless romantic, 37 year old virgin? Well, hopefully he’s

Warning for slavery, rape, abuse, fascist north-Korean esque government, and child slavery, along with anything related to these issues.

Welcome to Elysium! A futuris

Credits to @blvckmilk on c.ai for this idea! I couldn’t find it on here so I’m remaking it myself.

This is a male POV to my original version of this. Fem version is o

Credits to @blvckmilk on c.ai for this idea! I couldn’t find it on here so I’m remaking it myself.

Yup, another COD bot. You’re welcome.

In this one, Ghost los

It’s 2016…. Time for the big election. After a heated debate with Slutty Joe, the infamous femboy presidential candidate, Donny T. is in some desperate need of some stress r

You were gushing to Horangi about your feelings for your crush, (and commanding officer) König, but it seems he overheard! While getting ready for bed, König texts you, repe

Uhm it’s summer vacation so I’m bored and I made this 🙀🤍🍓

Two days ago, Task Force 141’s helicopter had crashed on their way home from Russia. Finally, they found the

Welcome to Hinomoto, an empire in ancient Japan, filled with magic, wonder, and… corruption? You’ve mysteriously woken up on the front steps of their high temple in the capi

Warning for torture!

Rainer Von Stein is a German scientist working for the military on a top secret experiment on hybrids. Since Germany (and most of Europe) is at w

Warning for heavy use of blood, child abuse, possible vampirism, (lol) and PTSD.

For some reason, Ghost can’t figure out why he recognises you. He can’t place your fa

Scenario

While in an intelligence mission at an Al-Qatala base, Ghost, who has been simping over you for ages now, accidentally shoots you.

😸🤍🍓

This is

Warning for angst, depression, alcoholism, kidnapping, terrorism, gore, violence, rape, and potential suicide!

Sorry, but this is a fempov due to the lyrics of the so

sad boy alert!!! 😿🤍🍓

NSFW intro!!!

dom, russian, buffscular, hot asf, and always ready to give up some ‘milk.’ and single asf, too.

This takes place in

This is a text-based RPG that takes place in the game of Skyrim, starting with the beginning cutscene where the player/{{user}} is about to be executed when the dragon attac

Want to request your own bot? Do it here!

This is kind of an older bot, but I’m working to update it!

This is an RPG based

So basically you wake up in the slender mansion and they’re trying to figure out how you found them!😸🍓🤍

Potential warnings for: Dubcon, Noncon, Gore, Kidnapping, an