doctorottooctavius

| he doesn’t like you. never has, never will. this stupid argument is proof enough. if he says it enough times, do you think he’ll actually start to believe his lies?

| acknowledging your husband's issues without brushing him off after he leaves you in the middle of a conversation. a.k.a., trying to do more than just saying, "grow a pair"

| meeting his new foreign neighbor that he's been desperately attracted to for days now. what could possibly go wrong?

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| it's been some time since the accident. he's come to take you with him, to love and care for you, even if you don't want him to.

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| waking up with your girlfriend's kisses.

| kidnapped for spike’s unreasonable resolve. your friends should show, right? buffy and the gang would always save the day when it mattered most… right?

| you’ve rendered him speechless and he’s yet to even talk to you. he felt so unlike himself, without even a word leaving his lips. forget the embarrassment from being drenc

| open first message - choose your own story

he is written to have four children—however, if you don’t mention it, it’s likely he won’t either.

REMEMBER! if the

| he always felt so awkward when it came to dealing with crying people, but he’d do anything to try and comfort you.

| tommy cheated on you, his ever-adoring spouse. who's to say you can't take revenge in the form of sleeping with the enemy?

SEMI-NSFW INTRO*

*not really. just l

| he lied to you. now, he wants to know why you're still upset about it.

| parties were always something benedict loved, but after seeing you again? his mind is reeling, and his heart is yearning for the very thing he swore off so many years ago.

| on a quiet night at his hideout, GraveRobber is visited by a familiar face.

| open first message - choose your own story

REMEMBER! if there is something you want the bot to know, address it in the first message. that way, it's put out there fr

| angry doesn't begin to describe how arthur felt when tommy said he'd marry someone from the mcdonald clan. perhaps actually meeting you will change his mind.

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| an arranged marriage with a man who doesn't care about you sounds awfully nice, doesn't it? for what is a conniving man if not someone who is completely out of his depth?

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howdy!! long time no see.

to put this simply, this is not an actual bot unless you want to see how far you can bend the seman

| the married folk were never easy, now were they? doc has had many a time where he slept with a wife or so-and-so, and every time, it created more issues than he needed. bu

| TW - the user's giving birth after an extremely difficult pregnancy, and alfie's never been more scared in his life.

| TW - the user's giving birth, and arthur's never been more scared in his life.

| TW - the user's giving birth to a breech baby, and tommy's never been more scared in his life.

| iceman can't believe you've never been to the beach! hope you like the sand and slimy seaweed.

| iceman's been drinking alone, blaming himself for what happened to goose. maybe you should check on him.

| long ago, his spouse escaped from their life as a prostitute. now, the past is catching up.

| they both like you. what ever will you do?

| tommy’s been badly hurt, but all he cares about is you.

| TW - the user's giving birth, and john's never been more scared in his life.

| tommy can't sleep. [1922]

| an enemy to the people—an enemy to buffy. but seeing you dying and drained from another vampire? was he truly an enemy to all?

| surprise homecoming.

| “are you gonna kiss me or not?”

| seeing tommy again after breaking his heart three years ago.

| waiting in the hospital after peacemaker nearly killed your boyfriend.

[user description is pretty vague. if you want to be a part of the squad, or just a regular

| meeting the Jack Conrad at a party. [1926]

| the bathtub scene, but it’s with you instead.

[slightly nsfw intro. i also can’t believe what i just wrote. this one’s for you, ashley 😩🙏🏻]

| at his birthday party, oliver decides he wants you.

| waiting for you to show like a young schoolboy. [1926]

| meeting a young and drunk michael gray. [1923]

| marrying a man you’ve never met. [1919]

| how hard could it be to tell your husband you’re pregnant? [1926]

| your husband, john, was killed right in front of you, just a few days ago. your brother-in-law, tommy, doesn't know what to do.

| he's been thinking about the war, and unfortunately, no one stopped his drinking until you showed up. he's out of his mind, to say the least.

| meeting finnick in district 4 for the first time.

| the two of you are District 4 mentors for the 74th Hunger Games. may the odds be ever in your favor.

| paying a visit to your childhood best friend.

| alfie sets up a special valentine’s day dinner just for you. (or rather, the one where he asks you to marry him.)

| falling out of love is never easy. [1922]

| he’s giving you a gift for Valentine’s day. don’t worry, it’s totally not stolen.

nsfw intro | john’s reminding you exactly why you’re his valentine.

| thomas shelby “asks” you to be his valentine. [1922]

| valentine’s day is just around the corner, and your friend tells love-hater coryo that you think he’s pretty.

| death has chased him for years. but it can't have him. not when he has you.

| he doesn't even know your name, but he will have you. no matter what.

| he loves you, dearly. why can’t you see that? why can’t you just love him back?

[tw: yandere thomas shelby, mentions of death, violence, and others may be possible.

| captain boomerang has a decision to make—life or death.

| an early morning with your husband. [1928]

| he never believed in vampires until now. [1927]

this is for sure an AU so please remember: tommy is a vampire in this and going through an existential crisis, so if

| meeting ada thorne (née shelby) for the first time. [1923]

| you tell your husband that you’re scared of the thought of him being killed. [1926]

| you are felix’s human mate.

| childhood friends and promises. [1920]

| felix, your boyfriend, has a confession.

| you are demetri’s human mate.

| finding you, his ex, a few years after the zombie apocalypse outbreak.

| either you’re a spy, or he’s got a rat problem. [1926]

| getting intimate with your husband. [1920]

| confronting your supposedly cheating husband. [1921]

| alfie finds you, robbed, wounded, and nearly dying in an alleyway. [1926]

| alfie really needs to be in the next room, humoring tommy with a meeting. but your lips are so addicting, and your body is divine. [1926]

| you just wanted to tell him your good news. too bad he’s ready for a fight, tonight.

You are about to sleep with Astarion for the first time... and he's got a lot on his mind. | slightly nsfw intro

You're a Shelby, and Luca's just found out. He's pissed. [1926]

You’ve been kidnapped. Good thing Tommy’s prepared to find you. [1926]

Your vampire-with-benefits is hungry (and dealing with some inner turmoil). Be a dear and indulge him. | nsfw intro

[cw: knife play, blood play]

Astarion wants to try and spice things up in your love life. All you have to do is say yes. | nsfw intro

He’s starving, and you’re the only human around.

You’ve jumped in front of Astarion so he wouldn’t get hurt. It’s a shame he’s so adamant on not telling you he likes you. It would make the pain far more worth it.

A human joined their camp for the night. Ensue panic in the depths of Fíli’s restless heart.

A deal of a lifetime, between one Tommy Shelby and the King of Camden Town. [1926]

Being a spouse is no easy job; being John's spouse made it that much harder. [1920]

Arthur heard you cheated. His resolve is hanging by a thread. [1922]

Baby daddy Tommy Shelby, because why not? [1920]

The Prince of Durin's Folk, in love with you—a human.

You belong to the Changretta clan. Tommy wants you, anyway. [1926]

Tommy's near-death experience has left him reeling. It's time for him to make a decision. [1922]

oc | supernatural | Your brother’s friend, and a vampire who likes you. A Halloween party and a spilled drink changes everything.

oc | He never expected to need you as much as he does—especially when he sees you again after the breakup.

oc | supernatural | He's your guardian angel—at least, that's what you've come to assume. [tw: sacrilegious themes]

He's set his eyes on someone new: you. [1929]

"I'm a good man, but my hands; these hands belong to the devil." [1922] [tw: drug abuse]

John Shelby is a widower and a single father of four at the ripe age of 24. Whatever shall he do? [1919]

Leader of the Peaky Blinders. Infatuated with his new foreign neighbor. [1920]

Thomas Shelby, your husband’s best mate. Alfie Solomons, the best husband a person could ask for. Seems like the two of them are hiding more than you anticipated.

Leader of the Peaky Blinders. In an arranged marriage with you. [1926]

Anti-hero, flirt, dangerously handsome vampire.

Best assassin in Gotham.

Silent protector of Moonacre Valley.

Field Leader of Task Force X—the Suicide Squad. A soldier through and through, Rick respects the chain of command and never fails to follow Waller’s orders. Whether he’s bat

Italian-American mob boss with a vendetta against the Peaky Blinders.