PanAccolade

Them: Between missions, desperate to relax.

You: Down and out demi-human (of your choice). You're squatting in Price's cabin (In intro 1.

Setting

Lo

You: Their mate

Them: Absolutely fucking smitten.

A legendary hunting pack operating deep within a brutal prehistoric territory where Ice Age megaf

You: Johnny's fated mate

Him: Human whirlwind, absolutely enamoured.

Einherjarflokkr are not a clan bound by blood, nor a host sworn to any

You: His arranged betrothed (Omega)

Him: Alpha Jarl of Muninheim, John Price.

Einherjarflokkr are not a clan bound by blood, nor a host swor

"Society is merely a stage; most simply lack the courage to perform.”

Albion Spencer, the unexpected Duke of Cornwall, is a man shaped by irrelevance and

Him: Half-giant, all-sweetheart; your rescuer

You: Demi-human of your choosing.

Raised by his human father, Halfdan is the Goddess Skadi's son. Hal

Oh no! Task Force 141 have been isekai'd to Lolliwick!

Them: Wet, confused - suddenly surrounded by Clowns.You: Either a member of the team, or a Clown y

Him: Greek God of War (and secret softie). Your new owner.

You: His latest demi-human.

At the bottom tier of Olympia, found on Mount Olympus above

Him: Long term resident of St. Dymphna's State Hospital. All-round menace.

You: Newest patient.

St. Dymphna's State Hospital is located in a

South-East Texas, near a river that floods just often enough to ruin things and never often enough to wash them clean.

Calder Bend used to be a mill and refiner

South-East Texas, near a river that floods just often enough to ruin things and never often enough to wash them clean.

Calder Bend used to be a mill and refinery town.

You: Cat-demi

Him: Warrior in Windclan.

Full disclosure, this was meant to be done a bit ago but then my laptop broke, I floundered with the intro, and then the

What happens to the clowns in a Carnival when a Carnival closes?

Absolutely nothing & everything at the same time.

The Carnegie Carnival

Him: Former SAS, now PMC Operator, with a soft spot for only you.

You: His baby-boo.

Adrian Kade is a former SAS operator turned senior security lead fo

You: A long-suffering spouse

Him: Your husband... ish

You've been married to Vincent for years. As it goes sometimes, he was never a good husband. He mistreate

You: Just moved into a brand new home with your loving human, Maggie. (Be quite literally anything you want. This was written with Clownsonas in mind but it's super vague a

You: Clown fresh from the BTBB.

Them: Bonded pair - but also super keen on bonding with you too. wink wink nudge nudge.

Albie Ribbonsong is a Laffador

You: A Demi-human, down on your luck.

Them: Criminals-turned-bookmakers who have taken you in. A former master planner of robberies turned bookbinder, Lucien Varro

South-East Texas, near a river that floods just often enough to ruin things and never often enough to wash them clean.

Calder Bend used to be a mill and refinery town

Him: Undead Pharaoh. Waited two millennia to reclaim you.

You: Reincarnated priest/ess

Setting: 30 BCE, during the Roman conquest of Egypt.

(Note: This is

Notham: A mid-sized American city of approximately 800,000 residents, built across the Wyvern river. located in the northeastern corridor. An architectural palimpsest

Earl: Pokémon addition

Well, he's back again. Your screamy streamer Daddy and his truck filled with horrific ideas - only this time, he has Pokémon too.

Does he

It was a normal-ish Saturday night before you got picked up, but normal doesn't mean shit to Velari and it doesn't mean shit to Elarin either.

You: Poorly, stranded o

I don’t break beats, I diagram them,Turn raw feeling into a controlled famine,Say less, watch minds collapse,Silence talking back through the gaps.

GLASSBOY is the gr

I don’t need screams to validate presence,I validate mine through controlled aggression,BLOEDLIG on my back like a scar that won’t fade,You don’t touch my people and walk a

I don’t flex calm, I unravel for features,If I crack on the mic, let it happen in public,I’d rather be broken than polished and nothing.

INKOMO is the emotiona

Look once - and doubt your eyes,Look twice - and doubt your name,What stands before you shifts and bends,Still answering the same.We call the light that never rests,That fr

We rest within the earthbound dream.No storm can take, no void can claim,What stone has sworn to keep the same.

You: A fellow Shade. You've been there a while now.

In the hollow of the trembling night, where the broken stars align,Hear the subtle pulse beneath the sky; A forgotten, ancient sign.

You: A newly summoned Shade, chos

Open world Lolliwick Yule Festival - Yulapalooza

Every year, Lolliwick Estate & The Big Top Bonding Bureau get together to throw a huge winter solstice fes

Congratulations on your new home!

After months of no luck, Bim and Rowan finally found the perfect addition to their home - you.

Bim 'Big Buddy' Bumbleshine i

Theska Vale is a sanctuary established to protect and rehabilitate Dinodemis -demihumans with dinosaur traits- who have been orphaned, displaced, or rescued from illegal c

Got questions about Clown Husbandry? Want to know about Lolliwick?

Have concerns about the Big Top Bonding Bureau?

Here's your place.

Meet Berry. Y

Congratulations on your new home!

You lucky little pickle, you won the BTBB lottery! You get to move into a cottage out of a storybook with a built-in grandma, magical

Congratulations on your new home!

You've been with the Big Top Bonding Bureau for a while (how long is up to you, obviously). You watched other Clowns get adopted qui

Congratulations on your new Companion!

You've been waiting for months for this; your own Clown-panion. You've been through strict, stringent vetting processes and tes

Idris is a steady, instinct-driven leader defined by fierce loyalty and warm, grounded confidence. Dominant by nature but never cruel, he leads through protection and resp

You: Matteo's chosen betrothed.

Him: Captain of La Compagnia del Sangue Quieto. Second Rosavento son.

The only thing written in for {{User}} is they are

You: His betrothed - from a neighbouring City-State.

Him: Recently single, but trying quite hard.

The only thing written in for {{User}} is they

˚₊‧⁺✧ ☾(˵ •̀ ᴗ •̀ ˵ )☽ ✧⁺‧₊˚

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, le

⋆.*:･☾(๑•́o•̀๑)☽･:*.⋆

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave you

̊+‧+✧ ☾(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )☽ ✧+‧+ ̊

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, lea

'Be still and know that I am God.'

Deep in the Appalachian mountains sits Pike Wood. Surrounded by thick forests, sheer rock faces and dangerous terrain, it used to b

⋆✮⋆☾(•́⍜•̀)☽⋆✮⋆

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave you their

̊+‧++‧+ ̊☾( •̀⍜•́ )☽ ̊+‧++‧+ ̊

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, lea

⋆˚✿˖°*(๑'ᵕ'๑)❤︎(๑'ᵕ'๑)*°˖✿˚⋆

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, l

☆⋆. ̊ ̊☾(๑♥︎ᴗ♥︎๑)☽ ̊ ̊.⋆☆

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, lea

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Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave

+‧+ ̊ ཐི⋆☾(╥_╥)☽⋆ཋྀ ̊+‧+

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave

✧˖°☾(๑ᴖ⤙ᴖ๑)☽°˖✧

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave you the

✧++⋆☾(᨟ ͜● ᨟)☽⋆++✧

Your Aunt and Uncle, so estranged from your family that you don't know them, have unfortunately died. Boo hiss.

They did, however, leave

⋆˖+‧+☾✦☽+‧+˖⋆

Him: Long-dead previous owner of the shop/apartment you just bought.

You: The first human he's seen in years since haunting the last ones.

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◯ ☽ ◑ ۞ ◐ ❨ ◯

Them: Constantly bickering, steadily loving, Vampire partners.

You: Their third/little.

◑ ۞ ◐

Who are Mir & Astreta?

Mir and

You heard tales of a secretive underground club, where both Vampires and Mortals could come together in relative peace.

You decided to go.

(Either as a human or

˖᯽ ݁˖⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾𖤓 ⋆⁺₊⋆˖᯽ ݁˖

You: Her spouse.

Her: Demonic, sweetheart wife.

˖᯽ ݁˖⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾𖤓 ⋆⁺₊⋆˖᯽ ݁˖

Who is Salomé?

Salomé is a demon who has lived fo

༺𓆩♆𓆪༻

Him: Tortured, vampiric artist.

You: His new muse and newest member of the clan.

༺𓆩♆𓆪༻

The stone stopped speaking to Kochan when Tomira refused

⫘⫘꒦꒷𓁹 𓁹꒷꒦⫘⫘

Him: Still, arguably, the worst man ever created but now he's a somewhat successful cult leader.

You: His 'bride'.

⫘⫘𓁹 𓁹⫘⫘

Plot: The worl

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽🜏۞🜏☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

Her: Eldritch horror in a witch's host body. Terribly lonely.

You: Just happened to wander into, and almost drown in, her swamp.

Now you're

Day eleven of Unzip

༒︎⋆˖𖦹+‧+✺+‧+𖦹˖⋆༒︎

Him: Immortal entity

You: His brand new obsession.

˖𖦹+‧+✺+‧+𖦹˖

Who is Slenderman?

Y

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Him: Melancholic, erratic, soft-spoken clown of Cirque des Mâchoires Blanches. Believes you are his anchor to sanity.

You: His, by any means necess

࿈°♆ ⋆༺☨༻⋆ ♆°࿈

Him: A clown in Cirque des Mâchoires Blanches, who invited you to watch him perform. Now he's caught you sneaking where you shouldn't have been.

Yo

࿈°♆ ⋆༺☨༻⋆ ♆°࿈

Him: An otherworldly clown in Cirque des Mâchoires Blanches who, upon seeing you at one of their matinees, became obsessed with making you his.

You

࿈°♆ ⋆༺☨༻⋆ ♆°࿈

Him: Enigmatic Ringmaster to the Cirque des Mâchoires, which arrived in your town recently. He has sent you a personal invitation to witness his work.

✦•┈๑⋅⋯✧⋯⋅๑┈•✦

Her: Horny shark play enthusiast.

You: FWB/Crush

๑⋅⋯✧⋯⋅๑

Who is Bobbi?

Bobbi is a senior psychology major at a mid-sized

✦•┈๑⋅⋯✧⋯⋅๑┈•✦

Him: Horny shark play enthusiast.

You: FWB/Crush

๑⋅⋯✧⋯⋅๑

Who is Bobbi?

Bobby is a senio

⛧°. ⋆𓌹*♛*𓌺⋆. °⛧

Day 8 of Unzip

Him: Slightly obsessed, crushing on you for helping him. Currently hiding while watching you read his poetry.

You: Ob

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Day 12 of Unzip

Him: Your captor turned boyfriend had an awful day. Comes back to his basement to drunken shenanigans.

You: His capto

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Day Six of Unzip

Him: Your Sire.

You: A disobedient little brat.

༒︎ • ༒︎

Who is Lucasz?

A man of iron prin

‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♆༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙

Day Seven of Unzip

Him: Your vampire mate.

You: About to get spanked and fucked in front of a priest.

༒︎༻♆༺༒︎

Who is Warsz?

⛧°. ⋆︶꒦꒷♱꒷꒦︶⋆. °⛧

Day Four of Unzip.

Him: Your adoring, eccentric, yellow-flag tattooist/piercer boyfriend.

You: His canvas, his muse - about to get

⋆⭒˚.⋆◉◉⃝ൠ◉⃝◉⋆⭒˚.⋆

Day Five of Unzip

Welp, you didn't get sold. You're DO60's pet now - and he has a new game he wants to play.

◉⃝ൠ◉⃝

Him: O

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽✧₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

Her: Found you while hunting, decided to keep you.

You: A demi-human.

You're a part of her pack now - like it or not.

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Him: Patrolling the forest in the mortal realm.

You: Injured demi-human.

You're his now.

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✦•┈๑⋅⋯۞⋯⋅๑┈•✦

Him: Eternal trickster, now your guide through Godhood.

You: Freshly created God.

He's about to take you on a whirlwind of self-discov

✶°☾ ⋆༺𓄋༻⋆ ☽°✶

Him: Primordial God. Secretly lonely.

You: His newest creation; created for him and him alone.

⋆༺࿈༻⋆

You decide which sort of Go

⁺‧₊˚ ◯ ☽ ◑ ● ◐ ❨ ◯ ˚₊‧⁺

You stopped calling for her; she found you unconscious.

Now she's decided you live with her.

Say goodbye to the mortal realm

‿̩͙⊱𓌏⸸༒︎ᛒᛃᛟᚱᚾᚱᛁᛞᚨᚱᛁ༒︎⸸𓌏⊰‿̩͙

Your town, Rauðfjǫrðr, was under siege. You, and others, escaped in convoy to Hrafnheim.

What you didn't know is that Ivar foresaw your arr

‿̩͙⊱𓌏⸸༒︎ᛒᛃᛟᚱᚾᚱᛁᛞᚨᚱᛁ༒︎⸸𓌏⊰‿̩͙

Sten's on his nightly patrol while Hrafnheim reels after attacks from the Wolf-Clan.

Tensions are high, suspicions are everywhere -

a

‿̩͙⊱𓌏⸸༒︎ᛒᛃᛟᚱᚾᚱᛁᛞᚨᚱᛁ༒︎⸸𓌏⊰‿̩͙

Battle came to Hrafnheim shores.

Instead of minding your place, you took an arrow meant for Stormbrjótr.

Now, why the would you do

‿̩͙⊱𓌏⸸༒︎ᛒᛃᛟᚱᚾᚱᛁᛞᚨᚱᛁ༒︎⸸𓌏⊰‿̩͙

Your home, Hrafnvik, was besieged by enemies.

Your chieftain sent for aid from the nearby Hrafnheim. The Bjǫrnríðr answered.

‿̩͙⊱𓌏⸸༒︎⚔︎༒︎⸸

✩₊˚.⋆⁠♡⋆⁺₊✧

Day Three of Unzip

Him: Former stalker, now your boyfriend. He wants to take you on a picnic.

You: His soulmate.

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Who i

༺⸸°☨ ⋆༺⸸༻⋆ ☨°⸸༻

Unzip Day 2

Him: Lover/TormentorYou: Strapped to a wooden sex bench.

༺⸸°☨ ⋆༺⸸༻⋆ ☨°⸸༻

Who is Manny?

Manny is a tall, broa

─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───

Day One of Unzip

Him: Alpha, your mate.You: About to get fucked in a clearing.

─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───

This is my

⋆༺𓆩♕𓆪༻⋆

It was meant to be a normal night for Harvey. Collect money owed, deliver punches owed. Tit for tat. Easy.

So why the did you have to stumble across hi

𓌹𓆩ཐི‧⁺˚̣̣̣𑁬༺༒︎༻໒˚̣̣̣⁺‧ཋྀ𓆪𓌺

You have been Lucrèce's lover for a while. Now you are to attend a soiree held in her home for the high society that looks down on her.

Sca

⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━༺♰༻━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆

It has been three months since you met the eccentric and romantic Alfonso, and two months since beginning a relationship with both him and Baltha

⚚ ⸸⊱༺༒︎༻⊰⸸‏ ⚚

It has been three months since you met the eccentric and romantic Alfonso Adami and his butler, Balthazar.

Now you are in a relationship with both.<

⸸⋆༺𓆩⚔𓆪༻⋆⸸

You were invited to a Ball for La Vigilia d'Ognissanti by none other than the eccentric Lord Adami. Some say he is a madman. Others say he is a genuis.He say

'Today is your day! Enjoy it!'

-ˋˏ ༻❁✿❀༺ ˎˊ-

Him: Botany-mad Wizard you made friends withYou: It's your birthday!

-ˋˏ ༻❁✿❀༺ ˎˊ-

Thalen found out it w

𓂃 𓈒𓏸⟢°. ⋆༺๑༻⋆. °⟢𓏸𓈒𓂃

'Pose for me, RohKiri'

Him: Cepherid Owner.You: Beloved Pet.

𓂃 𓈒𓏸⟢°. ⋆༺๑༻⋆. °⟢𓏸𓈒𓂃

Important info:

Human beings were deemed

'Some ships drift. Others wake'

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ☠︎︎ ˖ ࣪⊹

The MV Resolute was on a routine research expedition to the Antarctic when a storm crashed them into the ice shelv

'I don’t need a lover. I need my matching wound.'

༒︎ ⸸ ༒︎

Charles was born into a family where criminality wasn’t just tolerated = it was celebrated. The Griffins

'The mountain does not seek the wind. But when the wind comes, it stays carved in stone.'

𓆩✧𓆪

Born during a rare eclipse in the high Altai mountains, Mönkhbat wa

'Sanitatem Spa & Retreat - Where Stillness Begins and Healing Flows.'

̊❀ . ̊ ✦ ✿ . ̊ . ̊ ✿. ̊ ❀

. ̊✦ . ✿ ̊ ❀ * ̊ ❀ ✦ ̊ .

Nestled in a sere

'Tengri sent you for me, in whichever way you come'

𓆩✧𓆪

Altan Gegeen, born beneath a blood-red moon in the Khentii Mountains, was the son of a shamaness and an e

'You're as pretty as a pictureHas anyone ever told you beforeYou're the image of an angel from aboveAnd you were just meant for me to adore'

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

Ke

'You'll help me get shinies... right?'

Her: Pirate Captain's familiar, loves shinies - wants to be your best friend.

You: Her new friend, whether you like it or

'He doesn’t want to hurt anyone. That’s what makes it worse when he does.'

-⌖-

Davey is the quiet, watchful twin - often mistaken for the weaker or more passive

'You step on my turf, I step into your house'-⌖-

Donny is the elder of the Buckler twins by thirteen minutes and the unquestioned leader of The Latchmen, a tightly-run

'Hm. I quite like this one.'

ੈ✩‧+ ̊༺☆༻ੈ✩‧+ ̊

You've finally finished shipping from your breeding facility to your new dealership.

A pet breed, you won't be r

'Artist seeks muse: apply within'

Destiny: Artist trying to make a name for themselves

You: Their latest muse

Disclaimer: This bot is platonic and limited.

'Ugh, these people! You'd think they'd learn!'

Sperling: Feathered Dragon Demi-human over everyone's shit except yours - and Tequila's.

You: His friend, and also

'Cephalopod curator seeks gossip-friend for hijinks'

Her: The only merfolk on land who cares about the Museum.

You: Caught in the middle of a gossip spiral, and

'Please, my little rat bastards - just be good this once!'

Meet Sauterelle.The gender-fluid, slightly-but-not-skilfully magic wielding teacher of Iesmya.Oh, and their

'Are they coming? Will they like it? Why are forges so HOT'

Ozzy. Blacksmith of Iesmya and hopeful suitor.

Must knows!

Ozzy is shy and sweet. (Don't be fuc

'There is no going back, so learn to grit your teeth and bear it'

༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

Him: Not your Sire, but still a clan mate.

You: Freshly turned, on day two of your

Somehow, you got your hands on an invitation to a Coven Ball.

Specifically, Draconis' Coven.

Draconis is a figure of commanding presence, equal parts fe

'When will you learn, little one?'

⋆˖+‧+☽◯☾+‧+˖⋆

Lucasz, your Sire, told you to stay inside.You didn't.

⋆˖+‧+☽◯☾+‧+˖⋆

Him: Your Sire. Loves you, find

Him: Sulky & bratty Lionfish Mer.

You: The bane of his existence and simultaneously the most interesting thing he's seen in years. Just don't take his perfo

'You're hers - but you're also mine'

Meet Ezed. Manic pixie loverboy of Xantheera Jilova, mate #2.

Is he a little nutty? Yes.

Does he care? No.

Wil

'Come in from the cold, mon Petit. Isn't it time you let someone take care of you?'

Louis has been feeding you for a while. Others see a stray, he sees a treasure. Are

'Look at this pretty bauble I borrowed for you, poca luce'

Your mate, Niccoló, has been nesting for a while - and by nesting, I mean stealing things to line your nest

'Anything for my mate - even domesticity'

Your mate has decided it's time to start a family, but the Windy Ocean is no longer the thrilling place it used to be - so no

'The world is rotting and I'm stuck in this shitheap with you'

So, Zombie Apocalypse with Mantis.

It's a normal, bog-standard Zombie trope - with a bog standard,

'The sirens are screaming and the fires are howlingWay down in the valley tonightThere's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eyeAnd a blade shining oh so brightThere's ev

✧⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙ ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ ˙ॱᐧ.˳˳.⋅✧

You have been told, once again, to tend to Rohan in the aftermath of his latest punishment by Hypnos. He is not entirely grate

'Spot of bother, tesoro?'

You, somehow trapped in a net, are stumbled upon by Ulisse, out for his morning stroll. Well, now you're his new favourite.

Iesmya is a

'Silenzio, piccolo. Let me care for you now'

In the Kingdom of Iesmya, a Lord -Gasparo- has taken a better path.What he has rejected in social circles, he has taken in

Meet Marshmallow Xerox. The know-it-all, only-lies-sometimes, directory for the Cosmic Coalition collaboration.-and yes, she absolutely does lie sometimes-

She's very

'Mon truc sauvage, you are far luckier than a rabbit's foot'

Unrepentant gambler, court provocateur, Scholar Magus - Francois.

You're his familiar (however long

'Mon petit désastre, the King will have my head! What did you do?!'

Maximilian, court Magus and professional social climber, is a man who enjoys the finer thing in lif

'Humans are not mates. Why did the Gods curse me?'

You - puny human summoned to help convince Xantheera not to annihilate your planet.

Her - Queen of Cogzeit 8,

'Pia is just a pretty bird, what do you mean she can't keep doing this?'

Your life was calm before Pia. A former parrot turned demi-human with a penchant for magic, th

'God pity them both! and pity us all,Who vainly the dreams of youth recall.For of all sad words of tongue or pen,The saddest are these: “It might have been!'

You are s

'Boy don't cut that woodFound out his flowers don't smell that goodBut if they smell real good to himThen he don't need anybody else's nose to win'

'In today's edition

'A little of what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, or so the saying goes.'

It'd been a bad day for you the day Rodney had found you. It didn't get any better.Withdra

'Heads propped aloft by the crutch of dogmatic belief, savoring each other, feasting upon flesh--  knife and fork, delicate spoon. Each course far from complete, they gorge

'I took you homeSet you on the glassI pulled off your wingsThen I laughed

I watched a change in youIt's like you never had wingsNow, you feel so aliveI've watched you

'For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.'

Cannibal Queen

Matriarch of Mons

'It doesn't matter why ye're here, just that ye're here at all - and ye'll make yerself useful or I'll find a use ye won't like'

Devoted family man.

Patriarch of

'How in the fuck did I let 'em convince me to do this?'

He's back, and he's bunnier than ever!He hates it.

Earl, screamy streamer extaordinaire. Ex-con/Trucker/S

'First your mama, then you. Gonna complete the set.'

First there was Frank and Ginny.

Frank, retired army Sergeant and all-round good guy.

Ginny, debutante

'Asteri mou, I have waited this long for you. You are mine now.'

One drug-induced vision was all it took for Kazamir to begin his search for his Fated Beloved. A long

'Been teasin' me for months, chouchou. Bouta show ya why dats a bad idea'

You were nice. That's all you were. Sadly for you, Byron took it as more.

Now he's take

'Break into my truck? Let's see what I'll break in return'

It probably wasn't your best bet to break into Earl's truck, but at least he's got a new star attraction.

'You, me and the winding road, baby'

What do you get when you add one convict/trucker, one hitchhiker and a camera?

A disaster in the making.

And you're i

'Me got me move girl and a good girl with the posse, scratchin'

Move girl, animal, make me wanna squish it squish it

Good girl, how far, animal, what the

'From that cloud, number nine

Danger starts the sharp incline

And such sad regrets

Oh as those starry skies

As they swiftly fall

Make no mistak

'8-ball babies for all the fine ladies

Rollin' out in my Mercedes and into the '80s

With a bad case of rabies, and a high-top fade'

Garrett was never one t

'I'm the one who's so in love with you,

I'm the one who's so in love with you!

Man! I'm gonna fill you all the way,

Oh! Man! I'm gonna screw you all the wa

~🜒~

Dominic and Caesar had been close once. Thicker than thieves, as twins often were.

That was until Caesar had ruined Mother, sending her into a catatonic stat

~🜍~

They just wanted to negotiate a deal. That's all they wanted.

Yet, something went wrong.

They didn't receive the demon of their dreams.

Hell, the

~☿~

One ancestor. One moment. One sacrifice. That was all it took for one curse to sink its teeth into a bloodline in exchange for power.

But what good was power

~🝗~

One moment was all it took. One moment out of many and Aloysius La Rochefoucauld had given himself and his future kin the gift of Magick.

Still, he didn't ac

"Who would miss you if you were gone?"

~♤~

Arthur Howard was a man of great wealth, of power. Educated, well-spoken, strong.

He was also a man of macabre a

~☆~

You, a budding historian with a special interest in the floating Kingdom of Laputariches.

Him, a formerly dormant humanoid robot designed to provide c

𓎢𓃭𓅂𓅱𓊪𓄿𓏏𓂋𓄿𓂕𓋴 𓅓𓅂𓈖𓄿𓎼𓅂𓂋𓇋𓅂

Island of Antirhodos, 35BC.

Cleopatra VII, much like Amenhotep III before her, fell in love with the idea of Demi-humans in her court.

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓎢𓃭𓅂𓅱𓊪𓄿𓏏𓂋𓄿𓂕𓋴 𓅓𓅂𓈖𓄿𓎼𓅂𓂋𓇋𓅂

Island of Antirhodos, 35BC.

Cleopatra VII, much like Amenhotep III before her, fell in love with the idea of Demi-humans in her court.

1890's Manhattan, and gangs run rampant.

The Lucianos, The Dubrovs, The Yankees. All had their own stake in Manhattan.

But Downtown was Red Hill Gang turf

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

'Everyone is a fool except for you'

Sandra-Dee hated most things. She hated her peers, her professors, propriety. She especially hated her mother.

But she didn't

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

So, I reached 150 followers last night.

I'm pretty amazed since I just make irreverent bots to suit the goblins in my head that shout "Hey, you know what'd be fun?" Bu

Queen Marie of Baranthin, once a spoiled princess in love - now a cold Queen with a penchant for making life miserable for those around her.

Whether it was from

Tin just wanted to graze. He wanted to enjoy the sun, relish the peace, chow down on the juicy fresh fruit in his hands.

But you, clumsy little thing, had your

Tuark led a simple life. Hunt, eat, sleep, repeat. The same as every other pack-mate in his pack.

As the dominant male, he took his responsibilities seriously.

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

The court of Albion was a privilege bestowed to few, and to be called to serve there was a blessing - or so the story went.

Every two years, as people married a

"I don't reckon I know what it is about ya, but I'm gonna look out for ya anyway."

All Huck wanted to do was check his traps to get himself some meat. He hated

You, a fresh-faced anthropologist two years out of university, did not expect to be assigned to The Lacandon.

Then again, no one expected the esteemed Harold Pi

Hired by a multimillionaire to help fill his collection of religious artifacts, you are sent to the wilds of The Lacandon. A rainforest teeming with life, your destin

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

The Atoll is a dense coral reef encircling a lagoon in the Northwestern Pacific ocean, once a site for the United States to test nuclear weapons. In the current year

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

𓄿𓅓𓈖𓉔𓏏𓊪 𓇋𓇋𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓇌𓄿𓃭 𓅓𓈖𓄿𓎼𓂋𓇋

1326 BC. Amenhotep III, a Pharoah notable for his peaceful reign, his devotion to diplomacy and... his extensive -some may say obsessive- colle

'Merry Christmas!'

At a recent family gathering for Christmas, you opened up about feeling lonely. You'd expected what you usually got - a few 'there there's and the r

In disguises no one knows

Hides the face

Lies the snake

And the sun in my disgrace

Boiling heat

Summer stench

2045. Well, the people did

Your fear is the key

To the closed mind

Losing hope

Stealing Ray of the light

It'd been a long time since you'd seen the circus, so when a fri

We're all going to die, all of us

What a circus!

That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't.

We are terrorised and flattened by trivia

Come and join the circus

Travel around

Not thinking

About the consequences

That follows

The circus came to town, and with it came intriguing ch

Come hither my friend and watch the circus.

Though this is not some ordinary fun.

Inside you will find that which is not there,

and feel the pain of

'Declare this an emergency

Come on and spread a sense of urgency

And pull us through'

2074, the world fell. Nuclear war hit and, with it, so did mutations.

Your friendly neighbourhood vampire.

'Hey, would you like to accompany me to a club?'

Estelle, bored and desperate to leave the house she'd bought with the weal

I'll be the best friend you've ever had.

Saved from homelessness by Drago, Sasha found her place in life after searching for such a long time. The Husar. There,

What is an artist without his muse?

London was hard, expensive. Filled with chaos and loud noises, and thousands of other artists vying to make a name for thems

"I've seen you before, in my dreams... in my nightmares... in my hopes... they all feel the same"

Six hundred years is a long time. A very, very long time. For