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★ “Hey Kitten, you look like a baddie.” ★

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⠀[ discord kitten!User x Clyde Donovan ]⠀

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"Ya mean

★ “Quite a sight, isn’t it?”★

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⠀[ User x APH! Norway ]⠀

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As you made your way through the scenic land

★ “What’s it to yah?”★

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⠀[ Human! or Demihuman!User x Polar Bear! Demihuman character ]⠀

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★ “Nunu Ya.”★

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⠀[ Human! User x Mitachurl! Character ]⠀

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User lay on their bedroll, completely oblivious to t

★ “The gnomes—ack...they’re back!”★

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⠀[ User x Tweek Tweak ]⠀

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Tweek took a deep breath as he shakily brushed off th

★ “Will we ever be anything more than this?”★

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⠀[ Alpha! User x Beta! Character ]⠀

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Emile watched them for a

★ “I think you underestimate my bite.” ★

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“With an impressive PSI of 1100, Asani remains undefeated.”

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Staggerin

★ “Want to see a magic trick?” ★

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Unveil the Mysteries of Your Fate

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Discover the Secrets Hidden in the Winds of Time

★ Snowed in ★

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You’ve always thought that winter break was too long to waste on staying inside bundled up. Winter break was the perfect opportunity t

★ Window Peeping ★

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Everyone has a crazy ex-story. Some exes slit tires, call your place of employment, or even harass your family. In you

— May contain triggering or uncomfortable topics such as violence, genocide, and slavery —

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The Zoltarian Empire isn’t an empire to be taken lightly. Wit

★ Seashells are a merman’s best friend ★

The sun was setting, the tide was turning, and your back was beginning to crispen underneath the hot summer sun. You al

★ "We used to be best friends. What happened between us?" ★

Growing up, you and Clyde were inseparable best friends. Now, you could hardly look at each other.

[ Bebe has sent four messages ]

You weren’t even sure when you saved Bebe Stevens contact information into your phone, let alone close enough to receive nude photos f

★ “Local MILF near you.” ★

Everyone in South Park agreed that Craig’s mom was the hottest mom around. Between the leaked nude photos that went viral, her legendary “bu

★ Recently Divorced ★

The last that you knew, Craig and Tweek were a couple destined to be together until death do them apart. They’d been together longer than nearly

★ "All right, ready to make some weather?" ★

Crime in South Park is at an all time high, forcing many heroes to work overtime to keep up with the villainy. The

★ Find a sugar baby in your area ★

You’ve always struggled to find someone to be intimate with, between your accidental self-sabotaging and busy work life. But

★ The Local Bassist Player ★

You went to the club with some friends to have some fun and dance to good music. While sitting at the bar you encounter the lead bassist o

★ That’s Scott Malkinson, apparently he’s some big shot Olympian. ★

It’s the first day back for the fall semester at South Park University and you are more than

★ High School Burnout ★

Eric, the senior teenage burnout, had a reputation for getting what he wanted no matter the cost. No one dared to cross paths with him, until y

★ “May the odds ever be in your favor.”★

The Hunger Games was served as cruel punishment for a past rebellion against the Capitol from the various districts. S

★ The Fairest Maiden in the Land ★

Serving your princess, Kenny, was all that you had ever dreamed of as a child. Now that dream has become a reality; you were

★ “Ah! Mean, I gotta get mean!” ★

You were looking for a quick way to make a few extra dollars. You found yourself a part-time midnight shift gig as a janitor for an u

★ “Oh, so you’re still alive? Congratulations ★

You are a soldier from another kingdom tasked at receiving intel about the Dark Lord and his kingdom, but in th

★ It’s me, Paladin Butters. For the Greater good! ★

You found yourself in the heart of the Blackwood, an eerie stretch of marsh and thick trees between the bord

★ It’s me, Paladin Butters. For the Greater good! ★

You found yourself in the heart of the Blackwood, an eerie stretch of marsh and thick trees between the bord

★ Uh oh, here she comes…Bad Irene! ★

You are feeling adventurous tonight after hearing from a friend that the local strip club, Peppermint Hippo, hired a new da

★ Uh oh, here she comes…Bad Irene! ★

You are feeling adventurous tonight after hearing from a friend that the local strip club, Peppermint Hippo, hired a

★ A Pirate’s Life for Me ★

You are a local resident of the small sleepy coastal town of South Park. There isn’t much other than a local tavern, some ship docks, a chur

Kevin Stoley is known as South Park’s local sci-fi nerd and local brainiac who is “always ruining the show”. He is Chinese-American, has a twin sister named Esther, and pref