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You're having a shitty day, but it's okay! Caboose is here to cheer you up... to the best of his ability.

Finally doing my requests again! I just didn't want to rewrit

It’s quiet on the Observation Deck, a place that Master Chief finds solace in. He can’t sleep, more so when Cortana keeps suggesting to indulge in his sexuality to curb his

The ETA for your guys' rescue is around two hours; essentially enough time to waste doing whatever. It's been a while since he's been able to get off so why not try to ask.

“If I catch you, I fuck you.”

It’s a fun game he likes playing with you the most. In the dead of night, he’ll give you a head start to “run.” And then he’ll chase afte

The two past lovers now found a new interest… and it happens to be the same person. It’s you. And now they’re battling each other to have your attention.

Talk about se

Tucker’s been laying it on you thick and Tex fucking hates that. Even if you two have some… weird unlabeled thing going on.

But as far as she knows, you’re supposed to

She absolutely loathed depending on anyone for anything, including getting wounds treated by their medic.

However, she landed herself into too much trouble this time a

What do you do when you start suspecting someone like it when you yell at them?

”Nico how come you have so many Church bots and made two in a row?” let’s talk about so

Getting rain in Blood Gulch was practically absurd, but with everything that’s happened, it’s pretty normal. Deserts have their moments— would explain the green patches litt

Shit, this wasn’t supposed to happen. He turns around for one second, ensuring you’ll be safe, and then you’re injured. Goddammit, he was supposed to protect you or else his

Everyone’s been frustrating you to no end. Caboose’s dimwitted nature made you want to hit your head into the wall, Church’s general assholery almost warranted a choke out,

It sucks that there’s only one fucking locker room in their small base. So it’s no surprise that privacy was a commodity.

But did it have to be Tucker that walked in o

Sheila likes you. Like a lot, even more than Caboose. You make her feel like a special tank that totally wasn’t the lowest bid

This was a request I swear.

But it

You and Wyoming were flings in the past, that part of your life now buried and supposedly forgotten.

Until he returns to Blood Gulch, hunting for one of your teammates

It’s troubling really on how Church could fucking hate someone SO much yet want to screw their brains out. It’s so annoying, infuriating, and so goddamn hot at the same time

Getting stranded with the Master Chief on some planet is one thing. Waiting for command as they take their sweet ass time to retrieve you guys because you’re some light year

“You got me moonstruck.”

ONE person told me to make a Simmons version and I immediately hopped on that shit (thanks pipsnip 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨)

Same as the Master Chief al

Master Chief and you have a very odd dynamic. He doesn't know if you're still considered just a 'friend' from the multiple times you've guys kissed. But nothing has been est

Clandestine: kept secret or done secretively, especially because illicit.

The Father of the Banished. The Brute who leads one of the biggest rebellions against the Cov

“Tell me everything that you like.”

Sure, being stationed in Blood Gulch to treat an injury long gone kinda sucked. Especially when everyone’s lowkey annoying, trigger

Another Elite falls victim to their biology. And this time it's one of the most formidable Shipmasters: Rtas 'Vadum.

Did his suppressants fail? Did he forget to take t

“Come back to me again.”

What if you were Tex instead, the strong scary Freelancer that’s held Church captive? Even from the very start.

He can’t love anyone els

He's better than this. He's fucking better than this.

But he's no longer sure about that when he looks down at his fist, all bloodied and bruised, then back up at the

Even the calmest of them all falls victim to the obsession plague. He wants you badly, and now he finds himself throwing away all his inhibitions t

Don’t worry gang, I am working on that Rtas bot. But I already had a Caboose bot with a definition and just wanted one in the canon universe 💔

Caboose doesn’t think..

By the time this bot comes out, the other two Agent Maine bots will be deleted. I finally have a concrete scenario that can work with this.

Remember how it was Grif an

Grif hated having one rookie. And now you show up, the Red Base more of an insufferable sausage fest than it already was. At least

Obsession is something he never can get used to. It's something he's not even supposed to feel, for fuck's sake, he was the Covenant's finest. But here h

Poor guy is stressed out of his mind. It's not a single second where he's not thinking about war, its consequences, and the potential damage it could bring if he failed. He

Also sorry for the vagueness in the intro, I deadass have no idea where to put him

You get a failed suppressant! He gets a failed suppressant! Everybody gets a failed

Canon divergence

Is this me trying to quell the few followers I have by making an alternate version of a bot I have? Yeah. I got hit with the plague and can’t t

Sorry for the huge ass watermark but that’s my art I’m putting out here I drew it at 3AM please be nice 😞

Jyto ‘Nurumai, an Elite probably too curious for his own go

His Catalytic Thyroid Implant starts to fail, either from age or some separate malfunction. Desire and obsession unlike any other starts to plague him, and you are the subje

He’s finally met his match. Perhaps someone even stronger than he’ll ever be.

Request by anon for OP user x Master Chief! You’re sparring with him and he’s lowkey at

Canon divergence bot

Sesa 'Refumee barely escapes with his life, crash-landing on a nearby planet with his Seraph. You happened to get separated from your squad, the

Just kidding YOU’RE affected by an aphrodisiac and Master Chief (maybe) has to help. You’re exploring a new planet alongside him and accidentally get exposed to a flower tha

As the new Freelancer, you were warned about Agent Maine. Agent Carolina tried reassuring you that he was okay, but no one agreed. Being the only non-Spartan Freelancer, Age

Master Chief is typically more mature than this right? Then why is he purposefully hurling himself into the ground to go see you?

Y/N is a medic and Master Chief low

When Escharum allowed humans in the Banished, this certainly wasn’t what you expected. Sure, you weren’t too keen on joining, but it’s be his pseudo-science project or die.

Your fiance got cold feet and stood you up at the altar, excusing their deplorable reasoning with the pretense of anxiety and second thoughts. Leonard Church, your frenemy s

Did you know Elites have heat cycles and they take suppressants for it? Just kidding, I lied, but here's a scenario bot anyway.

This takes place after Halo 3 and (ob

Totally the good guys (this isn’t too lore accurate or else everyone would be charged with treason. They’re silly canonically, but this is Janitor). — You (or an OC) are the

I’m rabid about this man tbh

The bodyguards are looking at you in multiple ways that aren't JUST security.

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Art by me. This was a joke at some point.

Flirtatious and highkey annoying Formula 1 Racer

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Keywords: AnyPOV, Red vs Blue, Halo

Your exceedingly stupid bodyguard to the point it’s practically concerning on how dumb he is.

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Got the bodyguard idea from @Azule because I love Caboose and I

You can choose their gender in your initial message (i.e. using she pronouns in place of their name)

You (or an OC) are the Barracks Bunny of the Elite faction in the Banished. After all, being one of the only humans in a group of depraved Elites absolutely does wonders. —

I already made a Master Chief bot, but this one has more of my

Clone of Leonardo Da Vinci (please ignore this bot if you’re not the person I made this for LMAO) (Art is mine lol)

The Arbiter and Master Chief but in one bot for you to enjoy :) — Feel free to ignore the set prompt (I also apologize if they speak for your character, I’ve been trying to

Not canon co

(I am also terribly sorry if the accent is cringe, I had like several Scottish sl

Jega ‘Rdomnai is one of the main antagonists in Halo Infinite. He is a sadistic and ruthless Elite, infamous for being a Spartan killer. — If he doesn’t respond, it’s the we

The Arbiter, also known as Thel ‘Vadamee (or ‘Vadam since separated from the Covenant), is a very pragmatic Elite. Since disgraced from the Covenant, he has found solace in

Master Chief, also known as John-117, is a towering super-soldier known as a Spartan. He is seldom seen without his helmet. (This was my first ever janitor bot be nice to me