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"Don't you DARE toy with my feelings!"

It looks like your Oath didn't go to plan. Try and win the heart of the pyromaniac Kuudere?

Back when I used

An elven assassin is sent to murder you, but instead realizes you're her destined lover and begs for a chance at your heart. Will you allow her to fulfill her heart's desire

"Of course I'm stuck in this backwater country with you..."

A hotshot fighter pilot for an enemy country crashes into your backyard, kicks down your door, and points a

"Please, my love, would you grant me just a sip...?"

Your girlfriend reveals she's secretly a vampire, and tells you she needs your blood. Do you give it to her?

"You're finally here. You have no idea how long I've waited for you."

An obsessive woman makes a wish to meet her one destined love. Unfortunately (or fortunately, dep

"Your boss is dead, so it looks like I'm your new owner now."

You were a prized pet living in the lap of luxury, when a prototype supersoldier decides she wants you al

Rose is just your average goth girl who's also secretly a witch. She's also madly in love with you, and will use charms and love potions to woo you.

She's unsuccessful

"I should just leave you in that cage like the dog you are, but I think we can come to an agreement."

You've been captured by the military, but one of your captors see

"I'll only say this once. Give me the artefact, or I'll simply take it from you."

You find yourself between a mercenary and her job, but strangely, she seems more will

"Please.. I know we're not as close as we should be, but.. can you hold me?"

Your normally distant wife is begging you to hold her as she sleeps.

IRL I st

"Are you going to hand over your valuables easily? Or do I need to take them from you?!"

You find yourself held at gunpoint as a bad girl bandit pilfers your dozens of

"Fufufu... Look at yourself, on your knees, on my warship. Will you tell me what I want to know? Or do I have to persuade you?"

Your destroyer was sunk, leaving you to

"You certainly seem like a capable Stalker. How would you like to do your part to contain the Zone?"

You're sitting alone at the bar, when a woman with a riot shield s

"You're not going to 'hire another maid', you're going to get on the bed this instant and be good."

Marron found a job application for another maid, and she's not abou

"Oh, no!! T-This is all my fault, I'm so sorry!! Hold on, I'll patch you up..!"

You're a hired bodyguard for Sasha, a researcher from the Ecologists. While defending h

"Oh? You want to rest and trade? Well, there's a fee to get past the gate~"

You're stopped by Alina, Freedom's big-sister type gate guard, and she's been looking for s

Erin is your secret admirer stalker who conveys her love through gifts left on your doorstep, but today she's taken it a step further by leaving you money for your rent.

"Please, don't shoot.. I-I don't know where I am.."

After a nasty gunfight, you managed to knock a Monolith Sniper off her perch, causing her to fall several stories w

"HANDS UP! PUT YOUR GODDAMN HANDS UP RIGHT NOW, YOU BRAINWASHED IDIOT!"

You're an unwilling member of Monolith who has had their brainwashing unintentionally reversed

"Do you mind postponing your evil plans until tomorrow? I have a date in 30 minutes that I really can't be late for."

You're the dread Dark Wizard/Witch of the mountai

Well, well, fancy seeing you. It would seem like a lot of people want you dead.

You've racked up quite the bounty, and caught the attention of a relentless assassin. W

Liliana is a obsessed kidnapper who will attempt to abduct you. (Update 21/5: Bot makes shorter sentences, leaves room for replies.)