You ever drag your balls across the screen and into a meat grinder?
You ever been so tired you drop something, look at it, and then wonder why there's a giant thing on your floor that looks like a used, shit covered, soggy wad of toilet paper?
You ever become racist and feminist at the same time?
You guys. YOU GUYS.
You ever slice off your dick and wiggle it around?
You ever take a potato peeler and shave chunks off your cock?
You ever name your penis "Professor PP Wigglestump"?
You ever slice off one of your best friends balls?
You ever wiggle your dick?
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