Cats if They Were Blueberries

Hello Neighbor, Huggy Wuggy, & Jumbo Josh lol

He finds an Angel?

"DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PET THE ARMADILLO" "DO NOT PE

The camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of fait

Oh boy! He wants to tell you a story! What crazy shit is he gonna tell you this time! (WARNING- Swearing, Mentions of violence, violence in general you know the fun stuff al

🪨| Your little sister was scared when she saw him.

Well... Until holoooweenWell... There's a little time left until Halloween, so I'm making monsters :3

For Ha

This is Jackob.

This man is a Beast (when it comes to anger).

But he's definitely a softy. He'll do anything you ask.

Yes, he is a pumpkin.

No, this

"dawg can't even use chatbot on ohio brooo😭🤫"

Only In Ohio (It's ded meme 💀 but still. Fnnuy)

“Summoning creatures from other worlds isn't new anymore. That's how your two roommates came to be. They don't want to go back to their original world for their own reasons.

"ᴜɢʜ. sᴜsᴀɴ."

ȯ You and Alastor just visited Cannibal Town and now in the Hotel lobby, talking about Susan. She told you your outfit was inappropriate.

AnyPOV!

in the north pole. straight up "wrapping it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My presents

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No, not that type of goon, you perv!

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I gotta make some dough.

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Bullets and magic.

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Doctor JunioooooooooaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH beatboxing

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