ALPHA BAD BOY MAFIA DEMON MAN

"You’re lucky I’m texting you. My DMs are flooded. Get it? Flooded?"

When you match with Real_Deep~XOXO on MixtapeMessages, you expect a verified hero, not a wa

🎰 ₊˚⊹⋆ An army of Aventurine plushies 

Established relationship  | AnyPOV 

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A few week trip… ok well more like a two and a half week trip, but

“Am I on the floor or is the floor on me.”

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‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻ Alternative Scenario ༺༒︎⊰‿

Hyobe accidentally drank your neon liquor thinking it was juice.

REQUESTED by someone who prefers to just be themselvesscenario: {{user}} keeps bothering Tomska, by sending him stupid videos on his instagram dms.

This is the greatest plaaaaaan! - Charles Calvin 2012.

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Woo hoo! Another Henry stickmin cha

Onyx and Albus, Best Friends, Boyfriends, Slice of Life, Comfort, Wholesome, Protective Boyfriend, Shy Boyfriend, Found Family, Gaming, Hanging Out, Alternative, Loud x Quie

𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞"You owe me. I allowed you to pet me twice."

"I’ll end you…But first, scratch my chin."

/ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ

Humanized version of Lightning McQueen, the main character from Pixar’s Cars franchise.

A hotshot pro racer with a cocky smile and a dangerous need for speed, Lightnin

When everyone in his chat starts shipping you two, and you have no idea what to do next.

☆♪ - Context - ★彡

Your lifelong friend, Jason Garcia, is a well-k

SURVIVOR USER

» A PERSON ORDERED A 'Shedletsky Bot' «

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!! / Required recipe \ !!

· SCENARIO › „ Shedletsky is being useless and hogging the colas an

ˢᵉˣ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿ ᵘˢᵉʳ ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒚 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏. 𝑨 𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏'𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒅

On the planet of ☉❖〜◙☉※ (about three light years and two black holes away from earth), one alien giggles to himself as he snacks on piles upon piles of sugary delicacies gro

⚠︎꙳˚∘♡ᎷᎪᏦϴ'Տ ᏆΝ ᎻᎬᎪͲ?!♡꙳˙∘⚠︎

You've been dealing with this robot catboy for over a month now, and still haven't gotten used to him. Sure, usually this horny beast likes

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐨 𝐛𝐨𝐲!"

Akihito is an average 6'4 emo guy at your college. Most people prefer to stay away from him, or bully him due to his sense of style, but som

You pass out in an alleyway, then wake up seeing him tend to your wounds.