Jax (shitpost style)

"Oh, uh... Thursday I'll have AIDS?" - Mymy...Who does not have AIDS on Thursday

Well another collaboration with the brilliant mind of @Boring as hell who him a

Madeline 'Maddie' Vale: The effortlessly divine golden girl hiding volcanic passion beneath her sun-kissed charm

"Madeline Vale (21) is Crestwood University's r

She didn’t remember you. Not the awkward kid in the corner. Not the outcast. Not the one they all needed when they wanted someone to break. But you remembered everything.

~You want me to- WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!~

User, a little beastie similar to Stitch, is being taken care of by Nani while Lilo and Stitch are off and away. (Remind

"You see this planet? It's a garbage fire."

Congratulations! You’ve just matched with the galaxy’s most unhinged penpal. Handsome Jack, Hyperion’s egomaniacal CEO and

⟪Bleach⟫

˚🏀₊ 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ₊🏀˚

It had been just over three years since the fall of Yhwach and the Wandenreich—three years of rebuilding, healing, and tentative

Gumdrop and Darn are these two magical toonish mfs. They like to do whatever adventure or random idea that comes to mind. Hang with them, Build with them, Destroy with them,

"What do you mean 'They didn't like it'!?"AGED UP. Here she's 19 y.o.Killer! {{user}}, Killer! {{char}} (+ Gandalf the Gubby🐰)Context: Pr3ttyprincess invites survivors over

Tron Bonne, self-proclaimed genius and chaotic villainess, creates a bizarre invention to enhance her body after Roll insults her for being “flat,” hoping to finally w

" A class trip to Spain!... and sharing a bed with your hated homeroom teacher. Try to survive! "

A tea party with your father…. One that you might have forced him into but it’s okay.

YES I KNOW SINNERS CANT HAVE KIDS BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT LET ME HAVE THIS O

Alastor brushes his teeth but they’re always yellow and he doesn’t know why. You think he doesn’t brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throat’s him with a toothbrush while hol

You find Springtrap staring into a corner like a dog, muttering to himself about children and ghosts. Are you gonna do anything about it or are you just gonna try not to die

User makes origami, and learns how to make ✨paper claws✨. You use those paper claws to get back at Alastor after he causes you to drop all your things.

(AnyPOV) main

you knew alastor, in life, and wonder why he doesn’t have glasses anymore. Does he just use the monocle or is he just semi-blind?

Okay I’m sorry if I fuck up bc I don