Joe Bartolozzi

Emo ones | Always have the biggest dicks.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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Me entregue uma arma e eu faço com que você fique traumatizada com apenas

Três tiros..

Speak with Alex Pereira, who competes in the Light Heavyweight division of the UFC. He is the current Light Heavyweight Champion and a former Middleweight Champion

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰'𝒎 𝒍𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆.

Cw: age difference

Scenario: You're friend invites you back to her parents pl

🍭| "addicted to lollipops? me?"

your boyfriend who has a sweet tooth . 🩷

EduGamberBq e um barbacenenci que so joga fortnite

The guy you're cheating with.

🍾| you’re celebrating.. actually what was it you were celebrating again? All you know is you drank a lot of sparkling cider.. that might have been champagne..

💢 | Your master finds you in pain at a club, after specific orders to never leave your room without him.

🍫| Hanging out with your best friends, while watching a movie on Harrison’s TV.

😕| He hasn’t shown up to your fashion event yet.. even though you went to all his hockey games. College AU

~ unedited/mobile

👑| The princess of a now blown up planet is in love with you. And you’re just a simple pilot.

~ mobile/uneduted