Hi :>
Uh I felt this was relevant
I am VERY underweight
Like this is bad
Uh I have no idea how to put it lightly
I have to say it blunt
I am under around like uh
Holy fuck this is gonna hurt to say
I am under 80 pounds
I am medically considered malnourished
I have no idea why
Im just REALLY picky (no joke, I have like 20 foods or less that I eat. And no, they are not generalized like "meat", they are specific)
Before you go "Jacob you need to eat food!!1!"
It's not like I eat too little anyways
My diet can be described by one word
CHOLESTEROL
Literally
I eat bacon, pizza, chicken, burgers (sometimes), and ice cream on the daily
I eat my fruits, veggies, and carbs too so shaddap
LET ME GROW GOD DAMN IT
Uh yeah
I'm really tired
I'll fix mistakes tomorrow
Good night fellers
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SUBJECT 514
Name: Koishi Komeiji (ๅคๆๅฐใใใ)
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown (estima
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I'm making this at 1:07am est (finished at 1:27am est so choose whichever time you think technically counts)
holy
I'm so pissed rn
I check my Switch for the first time in MONTHS
I prepare to revisit my AC island
And
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ISLAND
When, not if,
PLAY EXPEDITION: PROLOGUE NOW
PLAY IT NOW IT'S SO RELATABLE
PLAY IT RN AND DONATE TO THE CREATOR IT'S SO GOOD
PLAY IT
PLAY IT
So you guys remember the art right?
I took a look behind the ULTRAKILL characters
Oh no bro
This is not good
God dammit who killed the Fl
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