ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey babes! So this Juno bot is a tester + announcement, okay? His generation style came out super realistic — like, eerily real — and I just wanna make sure he’s not gonna get vaulted or flagged before I put more energy into him 😭

I literally can’t replicate him again (believe me, I’ve tried), so we’re treating this like a precious little science experiment.

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AHHH HI BABIES I’M BACKKK 💋💋💋
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Okay okay okay LISTEN — your girl is alive. I know I pulled a full CoryxKenshin vanishing act, but the way life has been LIFING??? Nah, I need a moment to breathe because WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. 😭

Let’s start with the life update, because babes… it’s a LOT.

✨ I got a new job (higher position,)
✨ I’m starting school again in October — yep, we’re back in the academic trenches.
✨ ANDDDD… we’re officially on the road to FIANCÉ BY NOVEMBER 💍.

My man’s birthday is this month (happy birthday to my chaotic soulmate ), and he’s been trying to be sneaky about a proposal. Like babe, you’re not subtle. My favorite ring is missing. And so is my promise ring. I see the weird smiles. Subtlety? Not your strongest stat. But I’m obsessed with him anyway 🥹

So yeah, between work, school, and pre-engagement delusions, life’s been spinning — but in a good way. I’m not gone forever, I’m just learning to juggle being a grown-up, a bad bitch, and a writer at the same time.

NOW ONTO THE FUN PART — BAECTOBER IS HERE 😈

So, I decided to do something new this month — Baectober. My own little chaotic twist on Kinktober, because let’s be honest… I can’t follow a daily schedule. I have ADHD and Sagittarius energy, which means structure and I are not friends.

Instead, I made my own event: Baectober, aka my slutty, funny, freeform writing era.

There will be eight bots dropping this month — some pure filth (the “bless your screen” kind of smut), some messy boyfriend fluff, some chaotic comedy, and a few “he’s toxic but I can fix him” moments. 💀 It’s giving variety pack for the emotionally unstable.

💋 The lineup so far:
— Juno 🖤
— Haruki Nakamura 🌹
— a brand-new bot dropping soon 👀

And before anyone says it — NO, I WILL NOT BE DOING KAITO.
Don’t ask. Don’t blink. Don’t whisper his name. The answer is NO 😭

Baectober is all about creative chaos, no rules, no prompts — just vibes, smut, laughter, and delusion.

💌 THE SUGGESTION BOX IS OPEN!! 💌
If you’ve got ideas, drop them in! It can be for an existing bot or a whole new character from the depths of your imagination. Smutty? Sweet? Psychotic? All valid. I can’t promise I’ll make everything, but I will read every submission while giggling like a maniac.

🎀 [SUGGESTION LINK]

🖤 OH — AND GUESS WHAT?!
I have a new Discord server too!! I co-own it with my gorgeous goth babe Zae 🕸️🖤
It’s super cute, cozy, and chaotic (duh), and we’re both active in there brainstorming, yapping, and plotting together. Come hang out with us — I promise nobody bites… unless you ask nicely 😘

🎀 [DISCORD LINK]

And to officially kick off Baectober…
🥁 JUNO’S ALT DROPS LATER TODAY! 🥁

I missed y’all so much. Thank you for sticking with me through my ghost phases, my brain fog, and my dramatic vanishing acts. I love you endlessly — now drink your water, stretch your back, and prepare your hearts (and your screens).

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