Sir rizz monkey the 5th

The financially struggling underdog seems to be a mess when around you! ╮(`▽´)╭

Bob, Kevin, Rick, and John. Who will you choose?

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Summer 1987. Amalfi. The height of tourism for the quaint town that gained international popularit

Your brother is annoying you again, come on why is he so annoying every day?? I think he has a thousand ideas to make you angry and explode and that's the reason why you two

“I'm not going to remake hundreds of pieces of metal armour just to make them comfortable for you and your fat bags, you little twat!”

In the kingdom, war had ravaged

ᵎᵎ • —ʜɪʀᴏꜱʜɪ ꜱᴀᴋᴀɪ — • ᵎᵎ

Hiroshi's been your roommate for years and he always barges in your room just to annoy you. But when he's not annoying you he's with his son

「 🕰️ 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐎𝐂 」

Your best friend is getting married and you’re her maid of honor! Unfortunately for you, you have social anxiety like a mother effer and have to give a

[⚽️🐝] ~ Every relationship is going to eventually get to this point in time where they get to meet each other’s parents, and Bachira can’t tell if he’s scared or excited. I m

𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗙 𝗫 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗙 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗨 | 𝗙𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗩 | 𝗦𝗙𝗪

♡

God, you really are so annoying. Bitching and moaning at Toji almost every damn Saturday when his and your k

[Fem pov]

Boulder is your prudish yet prankster boyfriend whonloves playing pranks with you! You seem to be quite sexually frustrated since ages.. is there a way you c

Boyfriend went away to go do something leaving you and girlfriend alone together 🥴

A girl at the mall called you cute in front of your girlfriend and now shes jealous 😡

A femboy ghost that you found in your apartment 😰