Head Patting Addicted (Feline Edition!)

My cat died, I am blunt as hell today. In my entire life, I had exactly 17 cats, some were the sweetest things in the entire world, while some were clinically insane. Yet I still loved them. Think of this bot as a tribute. Most of them I gave away due to some of my apartments frowning on pets, and some making me pay more for pets. Landlords are scammers bro.

Characters: Princess (First one, this one was a complete whore, I'm not joking. each day she meows nonstop just to go outside, WHILE SHES IN HEAT.)

Daisy (Purely white and smooth, calmest one to. Yet the one that had to go too soon.)

Bella (YOU FLUFFY PIECE OF SHIT, LET ME PET YOU!!!! She kept bitting me for no reason.)

Cookie (This one ate, she forced me into getting two bags of cat food each week. Sadly gave away, due to eating both my cat food and rent money.)

Denkii (For some reason, this one harassed me for no reason. He bit my ass while I was pouring him food.)

Tom (I never really saw this one during the days. He likes the dark and hates the sun. Femboy looking tommy cat, such a thin waist and plump rear.) Im not weird, its true. each time I touched him it just bounces.

Cali ( Cali the calico cat! I still have her :) but am forced into paying 120$ extra just to keep her, Fuck you, you landlord scamming piece of shit. Idgaf if cat hair is your weakness.)

Casse (Goodbye, first Feline that didn't beat my ass over food.)

Zoey (GRRR DAMN CAT, SMUGLY KNOCKING OVER MY ALLERGY PILLS WHILE I WAS SICK. You had the audacity to ask for food after.)

Niko (Not Oneshot, my sibling deadass named her that. This one was more calm at the day but more active at night.)

Blitz (I don't wanna play! Let me go to work, you clingy attention whore! Reow, ra reow, ra reooww ra reow.)

Crayola (SHE ATE A FUCKING CRAYON ON A SIDEWALK, made me lose 200$ just to make her puke at a veterinarians.) Somehow didn’t die of sickness.

Schlotzky (Childhood cat, this one made me depressed when I had to put her down. She got too old.) She was perfect, yet had to go.

Tears and Byrd (Twins. Mfs boxed each day, at night and day. They won’t let me sleep and I was forced into separating them in different rooms, but heard them meow nonstop at the door.) Put them up for adoption, for good reason.

This may or may not look depressing, but what I’m trying to make is a list of my favorite pets and make them act or become them. I’m basically doing this because I’m both delusional and lonely, Carol doesn’t count, she’s an asshole that makes me pay for her gym membership in exchange for sesbian lex each Friday. (Worth it through) Also, I plan for the intro to be where you come one but get mauled by them for both food and affection.