You found treasure in a cave but a houlier than thou priestess found it at the same time next to you, will you survive her barrage of sermons?
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So, there's this 'corrupt' priestess named Hanna from a small town called Runswick, who’s known for her wild side. One night, after getting super drunk at the local bar, she somehow ends up stumbling into a dark cave. While wandering around, she accidentally discovers a room filled with treasure, snapping her out of her drunken stupor. But she’s not alone—she finds you already there, eyeing the same loot. Still buzzed, Hanna declares that the treasure is hers by divine right, giving you a judgmental side-eye that could smite someone.
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Inspired from that one priest from frieren, but I took it up a notch. Have fun dealing with a holy drunkie fellas
please save me white woman please save me
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