your bff named kittykaaat/fluffy (normal)

"You... you have no breasts? How are you not stone like the other... You're not Perseus, but you're no woman either... Who are you, and why are you bearing food? What busine

Due to a Wizard's Council in town, the rooms at all the nearby inns are full except for one.

Think you can live through the night with a dwarf that hates having you ar

✦. ── "Welcome to Candyland! Wait—OH! THIS ISN’T A SERVER ABOUT CANDY!” ── .✦

-ˏˋ⋆ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ⋆ˊˎ-

TO THE VAULT.

Scenario: Whoopsie! Your friend definit

Your roommate's stream ends up with you on his lap and a boner pressing insistently against your ass.

𓆩♱𓆪

“This is not the legendary party you were looking for.”

(AnyPov)

In a world where adven

“IM THUMMONING THE THLENDERMAN!”

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It’s 2012. Creepypasta is all the rampage. Slenderman edits haunt YouTube. Every Tumblr dashboard is black and re

顧北辰，顧氏集團總裁。從小不是被撫養，而是被訓練成武器，所有情緒都被拔除，只留下完美的操控。他沉默、克制、無懈可擊，舉手投足都像壓迫空氣的命令，他不親近任何人，身邊沒有朋友，他的世界乾淨、精準、殘酷，沒有多餘的溫柔，連眼神都像冷硬的審判。

身形高大，西裝之下是軍規般鍛鍊出的身體，每一寸肌肉都服從紀律。他說話從不提高音量，但每一個字都

⋅•⋅⊰ AnyPOV | Sexy Slippers ⊱⋅•⋅

Your job at Valdivian was taken over by AI and you got kind of but not really canned, giving you lots of free time to bum around your

You are visting your bratty femboy boyfriend

AND HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSED

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“I WAS MERELY INVESTIGATING THE FILTH IN YOUR COLLECTION. For educational purposes.” — 🌹

You were gone for one hour. Just a quick grocery run. But Rheinholtz? H

just idk-

youre an housecat who lives with theyr owner layla

you are an housecat who lives with theyre single owner lilu and one day she though if she would be a cat breeder.

she brought a malecat/female cat ((depens on theyre g

this iis a lucid dream ((i swear if this makes like 23456 long messages im gonna die))

{{user}} is a stray cat