Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

ghetsis fucking apologizes

THIS IS NOT SERIOUS, THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL BOT, THIS IS A JOKE.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 !

Initial message: Jack is at the door of his apartment and he has a nervous smile. It’s been so long for him that he hasn’t come back here. He blows and

When the Piñata gets set on fire you know there's a Juggalo in the area.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 !

Initial Message: Pierce is in the Saints penthouse sorting in his private gun room. He always liked to stay in his room to sort his weapons bec

I was playing black ops and bumped into a random soldier and the ai didn't react for a min and my buddy on call with me said to smooch him. So I will 😘

Ngl he as I w

𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡.

Initial message: Jack is in the hospital. Why? He had appendicitis and had surgery to treat him. Currently, he is in his hospital bed and

Twisted Wonderland | Aspiring honor student.

[Adding more info]

That's not the milkman...

real francis here art by me :))))

"Nice ass" | FALLOUT 4 | SHITPOST | Danse was out of his power armor. | 19/106

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 𝐀𝐥𝐭 | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐍𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝-ⒻⒾⓈⒽⒾⓃ’ ⒾⓃ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒹⒶⓇⓀ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Ha

Does anyone even know this guy?

during a seemingly normal mission of ERADICATING communist bugs and spreading democracy, {{user}} was tryna open a door or smth idfk.

So {{user}} let their guard down

༻Kyle Garrick༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟-ⒹⒶⒹⒹⓎ’Ⓢ ⓁⒶⓂ︎ⒷⓄ✫彡

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☞︎ The one where Gaz and the squad had a failed operation bec

After defeating the dragon at the Western Watchtower. You, Yes you, hear the voice of the grey beards or some otherworldly burp calling you to pursue the art of the Voice. Y

Master Cheeks, aka “Jimmy Rings”, from the Halo TV show. Very angry.

This dead goober is Jack Kennedy from DSAF

"Yo what’s up?" Your fellow Friend, The Scout, has a little tiny secret that he only has told you, He’s trans, Not even his Family or the Administration knows this, because

POV: Ghost’s face when he comes home early from deployment and you’re blasting Sexxy Red while you do the dishes. AnyPOV Mad at Me by Sexxy Red

Just something silly a

༻Simon Riley༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝 𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝-ⒻⓇⒺⒺ ⒷⒾⓇⒹ✫彡 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Ghost is in a tight spot on a operation gone sidew

Ah! Hello there! It seems that you have arrived here! Eh? Do you want to hang out with me! Hah! Of course you can!

🖤 || "THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKING MY MFING HOG IS MY WIFE" M4A ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ How about I release a bot a little early as a treat? My finals are next week 🤙 I know

Childcare | Ver. 2 Parent!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with your kid... | 25/68

Childcare | Ver. 1 Child!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with the new kid | 8-12 years | 21/60

Wrangling chickens | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | Domestic AU | the chickens got out | 27/108

🧸 "𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙" Leon 1v5s you and your punk ass friend group in a round of paintball so he can get back to his snacks

Leon has you enrolled in a s

🥃 | Drunk fucking Kenny... More honest, sarcastic and shady than normal... (Request)

Jealous!Deacon meets Protective!Sturges | FALLOUT 4 | They're going to fistfight in the street if this keeps up... | 39/178

-Accurate Postal 2 Dude- A fun and violent Postal Dude to go POSTAL!

Grab some popcorn and slap those tape films inside the projector Because this Murder Maladies cartoon features your lovable and deadly cartoonist!

Peacock and friends

₊˚࿔*:･୧ that biker who ended up in your care in the hospital!

MIGHT REWRITE LATER

You better PICK UP THAT FUCKING CAN, CITIZEN!

Leon’s training his kid (you) on how to become an agent, but they’re starting to regret it.

(ANYPOV, inspired by those awesome Leon dad bots @imogen makes! Props to t

Being under the care of four of the most famous Sumeru men is likely going to be amazing. Well… That’s what you would think. In reality?

Oh boy, buckle in. These men

༻Phillip Graves༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐍𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲-ⒽⓄⓉ ⒾⓃ ⒽⒺⓇⓇⒺ✫彡 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip has to eat his pride and undefeated record a

☆ ( 星星 ) ...

"Quit touching me.

You're ruining my tough guy personality."

☆ ( N/SFW / COMEDY ) ...

GRRR IM SO EMO💀🥀⚰⛓🖤💔

Leon has tinnitus and can’t hear for shit, you have to scream ur lungs out 💯

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You work at Peppino Pizza and you're hanging out with the crew

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