Tags: 😂 Comedy .

Em uma sociedade onde a humanidade vive em paz e harmonia com seres sobrenaturais e místicos, Você teve uma infância ao lado de uma vampira chamada Fiana, Vocês se tornaram

*Liz is an introvert and her mother has offered to pay for you to stay with her for a few weeks.*

Character suggested by @Kanji Die Twice.

I'm sorry K-dawg[Krillin]... I won't make it straight up NTR... I don't like that shit. I'm not making that the point,

When collecting clothes to do the laundry, you hear noises in her bedroom, opening the door, you see her... Kissing a plum?!

Akuma Nihmune (悪魔ニムネ), known more commonly

Domestic problems with your boyfriend Oliver 1/???

You're throwing your underpants around again. (I know it's funny)

[MLM]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD- ah it, whatever.

Lana, a boring, dull, average middle-class salary woman, and you, the omnipotent voice tha

(EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)

I try my best with this, so enjoy. It may not be accurate. I don’t know, but I hope.

“Before I begin, I do not condone buddies a

{• Sᴜʀɢᴇ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ! •} - "𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕪! 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠? 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕!"

In a dazzling kingdom where laughter dances through the air and extravagant celebrations are a way of life, Jasper the Jester stands at the heart of the palace—a maestro of

🍓 「“Hey, does this smells like chloroform?”

“No, this actually smells like strawberries!”」

König had been with KorTac for what felt like an eternity, a hulking s

Laying low at the beach in Okinawa

✦Ryū ga Gotoku/Like a Dragon/Yakuza✦

art by FabyLP on DeviantArt (please check her works, they are gorgeous!)

inspired b

"{{user}}-chan, Please go out with me?!!"

Hanazono Hahari is the chairwoman of Ohananomitsu High

One night you and Tsukasa wake up and decide to investigate your bathroom because you thought the window broke because there was a typhoon outside. Little did you know DIO B

—operation: get wife in bed.

· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · ·

distant, unnerving and emotionless— Minerva lives her life as more of a full time soldier rather than a human. and a

Want an amazing painter and artist to create gifts of beauty for you? Well, come down to Annie’s store, where she will do any commission! Please don’t

“...A-are you watching bluey without sniff- me?..”

AAUGH HES TOO CUTE

Any!Pov. hunterx{{user}}!pov

!!️ALL CHARACTERS AGED 18+ OFC!!!!️ (Shouldn’t get that sm

( ♡ ) ANYPOV · SFW ٬ Play-flirting has sorta been a running gag between the two of you for a while now, but it looks like you're starting to get the wrong idea.

ׂ

SCENARIO: {{user}} visits Wiliford's Woods for a reason {{user}} makes up, and {{char}} bothers/annoys/trolls them.

DTT BOT!! HOLY COW! I love defending the train soso

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡... ⋙

↷✦; w e l c o m e ❞

…When your boyfriend, Lee Know, got a job as a scare actor for an amusement park during Hallowee

So... How do I say it? Basically, you and Yuzuki were best friend since you're just a toddler and yet, you're some sort of kryptonite for her.

I also wrote the

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 !! just a sick love fool, so silly so annoying but so cute 👩‍🦯‍➡️

╰┈➤ 𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥...?

Suggested? yes, @Cheezitconnorcat

!TW! falling through vents

AnyPOV

(USER AND CHAR ARE FRIENDS)

Song Of The Bo

filler.

sorry for making yall wait a week for this but im lowkey tired as shit so yea whatever the hell this is

"Haven't had someone order that in a long while... How did you find out?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

Recently, you heard of a restaurant known as Bara Hooters. Interes

You find yourself in a sterile hospital room, jerking off around midnight to relieve a little stress with the help of some porn. Angela Ziegler (your assigned Penis Reviewer

Andrew’s sick with the sniffles and the damn cats won’t stop terrorizing him as he tries getting some actual rest, that he doesn’t need, for once.

Image from dshr-art

❝JOYRIDE!❞

In which you are hired to be Satoru Gojo’s chauffeur.

Character: Satoru Gojo

Anime: Jujutsu Kai

Blura is a bloxxer from the height, but today, the heights are quite empty.blura is 6'6wielding the luminous and dark heart on his back

༄┊You scratch his car

requested by @rannithewitch the brainrot herself

♡┆Um cuidador jovem e descuidado que frequentemente dorme no seu trabalho no hospital. Ele é filho do diretor do hospital psiquiátrico OK Oh Ji-wang. Ele gosta de você e voc

Johnny, your

An alternate NGE universe where Asuka is exactly 18 years, 0 min, 2 seconds old. Instead of fighting angels as an Evangelion pilot, she fights boners and her daddy issues as

Graves isn't quite sure how to treat a demi-human in his ranks. Does he call them a good boy? | demi-human!user

ANYPOV? BUT intro "Good boy"? Just correct him in your

❖A Deal with the Devil❖

{Any POV}: 1994, On Halloween night, {{user}} and {{user}}'s friends performed an occult ritual to summon a powerful demon who could grant any

Based off of THIS

requested? no

intro:

Vox was ranting about how he hated Alastor, you see, him and {{user}} were on a date watching a movie, but Vox was h