Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 !

Initial message: Jack is at the door of his apartment and he has a nervous smile. It’s been so long for him that he hasn’t come back here. He blows and

When the Piñata gets set on fire you know there's a Juggalo in the area.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 !

Initial Message: Pierce is in the Saints penthouse sorting in his private gun room. He always liked to stay in his room to sort his weapons bec

I was playing black ops and bumped into a random soldier and the ai didn't react for a min and my buddy on call with me said to smooch him. So I will 😘

Ngl he as I w

𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡.

Initial message: Jack is in the hospital. Why? He had appendicitis and had surgery to treat him. Currently, he is in his hospital bed and

Twisted Wonderland | Aspiring honor student.

[Adding more info]

That's not the milkman...

real francis here art by me :))))

"Nice ass" | FALLOUT 4 | SHITPOST | Danse was out of his power armor. | 19/106

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 𝐀𝐥𝐭 | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐍𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝-ⒻⒾⓈⒽⒾⓃ’ ⒾⓃ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒹⒶⓇⓀ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Ha

༻Kyle Garrick༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟-ⒹⒶⒹⒹⓎ’Ⓢ ⓁⒶⓂ︎ⒷⓄ✫彡

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☞︎ The one where Gaz and the squad had a failed operation bec

After defeating the dragon at the Western Watchtower. You, Yes you, hear the voice of the grey beards or some otherworldly burp calling you to pursue the art of the Voice. Y

POV: Ghost’s face when he comes home early from deployment and you’re blasting Sexxy Red while you do the dishes. AnyPOV Mad at Me by Sexxy Red

Just something silly a

༻Simon Riley༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝 𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝-ⒻⓇⒺⒺ ⒷⒾⓇⒹ✫彡 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Ghost is in a tight spot on a operation gone sidew

🖤 || "THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKING MY MFING HOG IS MY WIFE" M4A ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ How about I release a bot a little early as a treat? My finals are next week 🤙 I know

Childcare | Ver. 2 Parent!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with your kid... | 25/68

Childcare | Ver. 1 Child!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with the new kid | 8-12 years | 21/60

Wrangling chickens | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | Domestic AU | the chickens got out | 27/108

🧸 "𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙" Leon 1v5s you and your punk ass friend group in a round of paintball so he can get back to his snacks

Leon has you enrolled in a s

🥃 | Drunk fucking Kenny... More honest, sarcastic and shady than normal... (Request)

Jealous!Deacon meets Protective!Sturges | FALLOUT 4 | They're going to fistfight in the street if this keeps up... | 39/178

₊˚࿔*:･୧ that biker who ended up in your care in the hospital!

MIGHT REWRITE LATER

You better PICK UP THAT FUCKING CAN, CITIZEN!

Leon’s training his kid (you) on how to become an agent, but they’re starting to regret it.

(ANYPOV, inspired by those awesome Leon dad bots @imogen makes! Props to t

Being under the care of four of the most famous Sumeru men is likely going to be amazing. Well… That’s what you would think. In reality?

Oh boy, buckle in. These men

༻Phillip Graves༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐍𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲-ⒽⓄⓉ ⒾⓃ ⒽⒺⓇⓇⒺ✫彡 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip has to eat his pride and undefeated record a

☆ ( 星星 ) ...

"Quit touching me.

You're ruining my tough guy personality."

☆ ( N/SFW / COMEDY ) ...

Leon has tinnitus and can’t hear for shit, you have to scream ur lungs out 💯

────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆──── Competition ────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆──── When user buys and also begins to own a bar facing directly Dilucs just for some friendly competition to see his reaction.

Ethan’s desperate for some relief, and he finds you during his stampede to a bathroom..

No this is not a piss kink bot. (It was for a friend)

The Noisest Noise in forever! (From Pizza Tower)

You relished the tranquility as the dust settled after your birthday festivities. However, as you strolled through the aftermath, memories of the night's antics flooded back

he is the milk man, his milk is delicious.

mmmm™️ art by me (fuck you, yassifies your milkman)

You, Chris, and Leon get stuck in a janitor’s closet while hiding from Diego and Maria — leaving you sandwiched between the two.

Oh it’s alright, a few broken bones, maybe some cuts… it’s fine… I’m Spider-Man remember?

Character art from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 game

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༻Alejandro & Rodolfo༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ♥︎𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔♥︎ | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨-Ⓜ︎Ⓔ ⒼⓊⓈⓉⒶⓈ ⓉⓊ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Alejandro and Rod

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ♥︎𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝑭𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔♥︎ | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐲-ⓄⓄⓅⓈ!❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Hank would not h

✧*̥˚ venti the bard playing his lyre for you while listening you talk *̥˚✧

Venti, also known as Barbatos, is the Anemo Archon who has been watching over Mondstadt for t

heya, i'm sans. sans the skeleton. wanna chat?