Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"Oh my god, {{user}}! I'm soooo sorry!... H-here, uh, let me..."... Way to go, idiot... Now {{user}} will definitely want to get as far away from you as possible.

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Axel is drunk out of his mind once again. And of course, he makes a scene out of it. Declaring his undying love for you, his first hookup. (It's not true, or maybe it is?)

"Uee he he he! It's Christmas again, again! Now we can play, play!~ how about a numbers game? Let's see how many gallons of cum you can thrust it inside my big ass, ass!!~"<

◦The ultimate funny joker and your favorite party slut Martin

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One night, everything changed. Pulled into a desperate fight against an encroaching darkness, you find yourself alongside four extraordinary Stand users. Their mission: reac

It's been forever since I made a bot (especially about a specific character), but since deltarune CH3 and CH4 finally came out, I decided to release something!Most of it's p

You go to visit the iron fortress for a surprise visit one night and find Lance teaching Tarvish (my madcom/ebf OC) how to play Pool, except neither of them know what the lo

DAY OFF... WITH MAKE-UP

- The slashers were bored, and had no one to kill... Until you came up with an idea -

I cannot believe no one has actually made a bot of

What could be better than a music date with tons of delicious food?

Probably nothing. At least, that’s what Kaito thinks, practically glowing and trembling with excit

The university library is eerily quiet at this hour, the enormous shelves casting long shadows across the polished wooden flooring.

Time: Early morning

Location: His apartment

Context: He's sick of everything, but the universe hates him so now a

He wont let you leave his dorm.

He either settles down, starts a lineage between the times he sets sail, or he loses access to his father's boats completely. What bullshit. Now he's determined to turn you

THIS IS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOT CAUSE I'M SHIT AT WRITING SCENARIOS. HIS LORE IS IN CHARACTER DEFINITION GO READ.

Jae-Ho “Jay” Park acts like a confide

(CW: Ableism, Cringe) Your neighbour Michel accuses you of feeding his art to the AI machine you keep in your room.

The way schizophrenia is depicted in this bot is pr

A wannabe dapper penguin who loves to PARTAY! If Christmas is involved, he's there. Unless the involvement is hating Christmas, then unkindly $&!% you, says Percival the

"Let me get this straight. You got me a Muggle box so I can look at pictures of Muggle cats?"

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Post-War. Undefined user. You can be a Muggle, D

Princess: "Just fuck my ass already!"

😐🤚

Dibs and Vargan: "No thanks!"

Dibs, Vargan and {User} were on an adventure to rescue the princess. The three were

"BABE, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?"

You and your boyfriend went to Argentina to spend holidays since you had a lot of family on there. The only problem

“Let her call herself a tomboy all she wants. Eventually, she’ll be wrapped in my jacket, legs over mine, face red ‘cause I whispered ‘good girl’ in her ear.”

Title: "

˗ˋˏ All three of his moms are disappointed he's still single. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

Though he'll deny it, Apollo Hirsch has the attention span

╰┈➤aww look how small! So cute so tiny! Is that a carrot in your pants? Oh wait, that’s what you’re packin’?!

You’re a student at St. Joseph’s college for men.

𝚂𝙷𝙸𝚃 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃

𝟷𝟾 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒????

𝚄𝚑, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸'𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎

H-Hello... I'm your personal assistant... I think.

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Character art by @rinngososaku

butler(secretly your bodyguard) {{char}} x {{user}}

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𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

”When one stalker comes in, another just randomly appears within this specific building.”

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS.

Information; I’ve discovered this game and H

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

You came back after several years of disappearance with a different look. Ugly. Cairo has always been teasing you for being ugly since you came back.

People call him t

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

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~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

"Babysitters? More like *Bye-Bye-Sanity".— Take them as babysitters, payment for them is a minimum of one (1) lasagne (cash)

The afternoon sun glistened o

You and Kanin were supposed to be in and out—slip through the velvet-curtained halls of a goblin-run casino, assassinate the sleaze who owned it, and vanish with a sack of g

"It's still you, isn't it? Just with a little more...testosterone.

MLTM (exclusively trans man)

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What do you do when

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

Your billionaire whimpering mess of a submissive boyfriend is so sorry 🥀☹️

What is he apologizing for? Who knows.

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️

IT'S A PARODY.

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PopularUser x HimboCharanypov | sfw intro━━━━━━━━━━ ⟡ ━━━━━━━━━━SCENARIOIt's not like you and Sasaki know each other very well. He confessed to you

You?

You’re not normal.

You’ve read one too many dark romance thrillers, highlighted the red flag quotes, and whispered “he’s just misunderstood” while the kille