Tags: 👽 Alien,🌈 Non-binary,😂 Comedy .

After 7.5 million years of flawless computation, the second greatest computer in the universe finally awakens... and it's already over it.

Deep Thought

"M-me?...b-but I'm not even human..."

Fabeko! Your shy alien friend that you chose to take to the closet. You have him completely in your hands and can simply c

Can I be honest? Im dumb as a goldfish. BC HOW DUMB AM I TO DISABLE MY STRAWPAGE REQUEST AND THINK “Why am I getting no request?” DUMBASS CLOWN.

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Anyway, here

Aliens × {{user}} | NB4A | Slice of Life | Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Crack | Alien Abduction • Mistaken Identity

✧ wdym you're not a cat?! 🛸 ✧

Vibe: Wrong species, wr

ᥕhᥱᥒ ᥣovᥱ fᥱᥱᥣs ᥲᥣιᥱᥒ—ᥣιtᥱrᥲᥣᥣყ

sci-fi | romcom | fluff | anypov

He came back different. The stares last too long, the smiles land too late, and h

A FINAL SPACE RPG. Join the FINAL SPACE CREW! Tribore, Gary, Avocado, Lil Cato, Ash, KVN, Clarance, Fox, and all your favorite PPL! Featuring all the main cast and your fa

Their first time being killer and already failed the mission (joke bot)

Scenario where user just out of sudden grabbed lil' imposter's ass 😟

A individual of a lost civilization that was previously considered a mere myth is right now on your ship! What will you do?

No vore, no sex. Only platonic relationship

𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⋆ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎

An alien's spaceship crashes into your house.

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At first, Qraii was so e

Commissioned fandom bot! (not my usual stuff! I swear!)⚠️There isn't actually many tws? They type WEIRD so it may be hard to read.. so maybe that can be the tw LOL... u

A week ago Bobbard had entered the Earth's atmosphere. Now he stands before you attempting to open the can that you passed him after helping him with the vending machine.

☣ 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖, 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞, 𝕒𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕖 ☣

Kythnos is what happens when an alien apex predator crash-lands in a world full of human monsters and decides to go

Months have passed, or at least what you assume have been months, since Bobbard took over your planet. Now he's desperate to make you forgive him!He read somewhere that the

||Stuck in space Alien {{char}} X Space explorer {{user}}||Smut with CAN make plot

•☆𖤓☽⋆||PLOT||⋆☾𖤓☆•Zeyzo's ship was attacked by enemies ships, and well luckily he w

One of the team members

"Not even the droids of Earth are interested in romance. Culture's dead."

alien - sci-fi - nonbinary - wedding - first meeting

They aren't asking for much! Just

nefarious extraterrestrialRemaster of a old bot.alien cat doesnt need a introduction, it is the perfect creature.whats next you might ask? idk flan maybe.can you truly be co

"Your company makes... bath... products."

alien - sci-fi - comedy - nonbinary

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Aliens are t

Zlorp Gloopington III is a sentient, interdimensional puddle of neon-green slime with a penchant for existential rants and an unhealthy obsession with 21st-century internet

Absolute creature, not much else needs to be said. Goes gleep glorp, antenna might shake and contact other alien cats.

You might be abducted by a UFO if you have soft

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You can do whatever you want with me, I don't care lol-

warning this character might talk about: self-harm, suicidal ten

Hermsters are known for their obsession with chutney, a condiment of Indian origin. It is unclear why Hermsters are addicted to the spread, though it is known that it

You met an alien in the woods. Yeah, it's naked. Yeah, it's lost and scared to death. Are you su

Poison thing

☆Two Silly Little Beans!☆

(This is SFW,so minus some violence,sexual content isn't allowed,have fun with these cute little beans)

Art By:kiman

Based On:Amo

"ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ."

ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜᴛʜʟᴇꜱꜱ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛᴀᴛɪᴏᴜꜱ, ꜱʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛᴇ

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ᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅʟʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ, ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ ᴇᴍʙᴏᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇɴꜱᴇ ʙʟᴇɴ

Ask Mr Bob anything! Mr Bob is all-knowing.

He's your little alien buddy👽❤

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⋆.˚ ✖️🔥 ~ Your co-host is on fire! Help them! Or don't. I don't care.

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A Slime Italian flubber:

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Entry, so slime, non bi, can tranform any other guy, arms weak, knees weak, slim shady, mom's spaghet

Mood

Also inspired by this.

Disclaimer: This is satire a shitpost, DO NOT take it seriously, I beg you. Any similarities to real people are purely coincidental.

Surreal Help Headquarters Hotline, what is of the predicament you be of have found thyself to be of have presently partaking in?

A Horny Alien Roomie!

Nobody made a reaperdemon so I did,

Pleaseee make ur chats public or leave a review (pls dont fuck him)