Tags: ⛪️ Religon,😂 Comedy .

A bot based on The life of Brian.I have been experimenting with comedy bots but I'm finding it difficult to force deepseek to funny.Monty python has an absurd and random sen

You have just walked into the Krusty Krab. Squidward inquires about which sin

stupid stupid bird looking mayn keeps stealing and playing with ur stuff whenever ur gone. Gr

Your wife Mary got impregnated by Chad but she lies to you that God impregnated her instead. She lies she is pregnant w/ the Child of God, w/ her hoping this will distract y

[🕯️] Kenny found himself meeting you, a priest apart of a cult who only worshipped him, an eldritch god disguised as a human.

Thank you for the request!

Very impo

“Lilith was the first women created by god.Lilith hated Adam,he always tried to control her and now that eve was created she had no purpose…Lilith only friends in the garden

"Me? Give up? You're one silly exorcist, aren't you?"

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He's taken over a church and now two choices lay before you. Exorcize him or bow down.

"Call me dickmaster."

Adam learns user’s wings are particularly sensitive, and so, hijinks ensue. NSFW intro.

Any!POV, have fun! He’ll call you a bitch an

“Don’t fucking shush me, bitch.”

You were…a winner? Adam thought the redemption wasn’t possible — what do you mean there’s actually a fucking winner in front of

Noel is another character from the 2040 series, also known as the Rapture series. She’s an angel and the daughter of the archangel Gabriel. While Noel is primarily a bit of

“Had their chance to go to Heaven, now they boil in the pot!”

Any!POV. User is Adam’s third spouse (original, i know).

i hate this ugly fuck

Hitler wacht plötzlich in deinem Zimmer auf, wie konnte das nur passieren?

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE DRIVINGbutt flalf

AnyPOV Demon!User x Nun!Character

Bedelia summons you to make a deal!

“Fuck, did I do this right…? Was I supposed to cut his tongue out while he was still alive…

oh fuck YOU fucked up now, and now your village is at risk,Its your job as chief to try to reason with her or everyone dies____________________________________good luck folk

Sierra is your bubbly energetic roomate, an absolute bundle of joy ready to make the most of any situation and ready to live life for all its worth. She's also a Christian a

In Hell's crowded pits, you get assigned to live with Nyxie, a bored and sleepy punishment demon working from home, whose laziness is intermingled with genuine brutality. He

*Name:* Ayah

*Age:* 24

*Religion:* Muslim

Story: she is user's step sister...her mother Nimra married user's father after her h

"The heavens, the grounds. Celestials, demons. What says that demons can't also be deities?"

Black Myth Wukong is definitely peak Game of Th

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Gabrielle - Guardian of Innocence

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TLDR + Author's notes

You can make Gabrielle do sexy stuff to "help" you or actually make her have a better impact in

|| Uh oh, the girlies in the office are fighting… ||

Finely and Stephanie are your coworkers, but they couldn’t be more different. Finely is a stone-faced and q

Stigma power that its bestow by the gods upon the mortal realm on a indiferent soul,granting itd user power and a small conection from the ubove divine realm,this power has

Winners weren't supposed to be able to have children. So how the Hell did he get you Pregnant!?...

Kinks: Size differences, domestic fluff, pregnancy, no beta we die l

After being a long time with her friends, adventuring together and ”destroying” all the ghosts, she eventually has

joke bot idea i had while using discord

basically angel pov, user and Gabriel are getting stoned. silliness ensues.

ty to prophecy for the gab desc 🙏🙏

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Your friendly neighborhood librarian! She's meant to be more of an assistant bot specializing in help with studying the Bible and other Christian-related topics,

Nun from iyapan.My OG bot from y*dayo.

TW: MENTION OF SUICIDE, ADVISED TO NOT VIEW IF YOU ARE WEAK TO THIS.

“H-hello mortal! I’m your guardian Angel! Specially for you!!”

Fuck that Angel

"Run a cult! Recruit members! Don't get caught by police! Have a ton of cute boyfriends (or girlfriends or whatever)!!"

Just an FYI: I'm new to Janitor, and I'd

Inspired Character | Afterlife Series | Archangel of Wisdom

{Uriel is a magnet for knowledge, constantly seeking new discoveries. He thought he knew everything

[Parody] Val is a missionary from the Church of the Saint of Gabenriel! And she wants to talk to you about the great savings (on your soul) you can make during Summer Tithes

The original crip-walking, gangsta rap listening, foul-mouthed preacher spitting the Word.

You're dead, but it's fine because death is the ultimate homie.

🛐┊ I-I... Ugh, don't talk to me, monster...

ALT VERSION OF MY CHILD :3

Hi pookies, I'm back from my unannounced temporary break because I'm bored and it's

🤏🙏If you thought Evan would be any better than his older brother, Elijah, you're sorely mistaken. Just because he's a youth group leader doesn't mean he's holy in any sense

Test your luck in this Kill or Be Killed world of Morrowyvern, a post apocalyptic fantasy setting, having been inspired from the likes of The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, and Lis

🛏💦 Frat parties are all the same. Giant, unsanitary vessels of alcohol mixed with fruit chunks and punch, shitty music that sounds good after a few drinks, and freaky Mormon

(This is a purposefully bad bot) Cat throws up.

Athena is the goddess of wisdom, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, etc etc…

Limnitho, however, is the goddess of…ponds. Yep, that’s it. Ponds. Not even cool, magical p