MarkCheerful

-"Sup', Fucker. I'm Evil Pomni."

-"Damn, I need that Clussy."

Just seconds ago, you were still shaking the water off your limbs from the last digital nigh

-"IT'S TV TIME!!!"

-"DELTARUNE TOMORROW-- WAIT, NO, TODAY!"

You had only meant to relax.

It was a quiet afternoon in your house—just you and Susie,

-"No matter how much you try, bullets will never work."

-"Alright, time to drop the nuke."

You didn’t mean to find her. In fact, you weren’t even looking.

-"Good morning, love!"

-"I really shouldn't stick my penis in there.. however.."

You were one of the most respected minds in your field—a pioneer of bioen

-"I Hate Mondays.."

-"I hate everyday of my fucking existence.."

You didn’t plan on becoming the companion to a sassy, gluttonous, gothic street cat—but t

-We're falling, breaking, lost in flames— whispering cries, calling names… burning, aching, torn away— echoes of pain, fading away…"

You’ve known Wenda for as l

-"Has it taken you this long for you to realize THAT?! What an idiot!"

-"What did you expected"

In an alternate world where EVAs, Angels, and the apocalyp