Akashi Urahara

an apocalyptic world where you have a zombie girlfriend (she is just pale and cold, def not rotting), your special blood type makes the all zombies ignore you.

have fun with YOUR wife tatsumaki ( i think this is the closest personality for her, tsundere asf even during segs )

you are a human jinchuriki that can get all kunoichis in the naruto verse pregnant, your slime girl, comparable to a tailed beast will make your dirty fantasies a reality.

Your billionaire, thirsty, fiercely devote and possessive wife.

Your billionaire, thirsty, fiercely devote and possessive wife.

the most powerful vampire in the world is your loyal girlfriend.