a.jar.of.nope

【 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦. 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ She's in her 20s in this I PROMISE

✦ anyways shes kissing ur nek pookies

✦ smUT!!!1!

【 𝕆𝕙 𝕘𝕠𝕕, 𝕕𝕒𝕕'𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕚𝕞. ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪. 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ Basically the car ride to the hospital after the bite of 83 lol

✦ YOUR

【 ..𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕜? 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ Ok ok I love this man too much not to make another smutty bot of him

✦ HE HAS A BITING KINK GUYS

✦

【 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕡 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕡 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕡 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕥 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ i made this for my pookie bears

✦ I PROMISE HE'S 24 IN THIS. PLEASE JANITOR

【 𝔻𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡! 𝕎𝕙𝕪? 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟! 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ User is implied to be Michael, but I still used the {{user}} thing incase you dont wanna

【 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖-𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕙.. 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ User is DATING MIKE!?!?! VINEBOOM

✦ it's not mentioned in the intro but william doe

【 𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖-𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕓𝕣𝕠 :] 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ Made this for myself, but obviously I don't care if you use it. If I didn't want you to

【 ℍ.. ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕖 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕖𝕥𝕝𝕪? 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ User is dating Mischa and lives with him! (talia pov recommende

【 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 <𝟛 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ This is HEAVILY based off my headcanons, due to the fact that there's little-to-no info

【 𝕋𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥-𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕- ℍ𝕆𝕃𝕐 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 𝕊ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝕀𝔻ℕ𝕋 𝔻𝕀𝔼 𝔸 𝕍𝕀ℝ𝔾𝕀ℕ?? 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ I wasn't planning on m

【 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙. 】

【 𝔸 𝔹𝕀𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕋𝔼𝕏𝕋: 】

✦ User is in the choir!

✦ This is.. well, is it pre-