BLOODSUCKER

Comrades to...?

Somebody asked for a any pov version of this trope so here it is, making it Alex cuz I wanna use my Farah for him and be all cute n shit 😻 is it obvio

The ranch house 💕

(Sighs in the need for more Rudy/Alejandro content) Any pov, be who you want but I'm being Rudy 💞

💕 Domestic clown?

I'm having serious Art brainrot at the moment, so much so I've made a bot, wrote a smutty fanfic and had a dream about him 🤤 (I need to be put down)

Comrades to...?

For @VrixxsSmellyToes who requested a mlm bot, probably not what they meant but like soap we die, honestly I just wanted an excuse to have a bit

🩸Weights mami x pilates princess 💕

God it feels like forever since I've done a bot for Val, seriously lacking istg I love her too much for this neglect IM SORRY

⚠️RITE HERE RITE NOW SPOILERS BEWARE SCROLL AWAY MOTHER FUCKER SCROLL AWAY⚠️

💕👻 You're waiting for her ghost

I only really made this so Nihil and her can have the

💕 Summer evenings (wife! User and a very tired Laswell)

Jesus it's been a hot minute since I've done a Laswell bot, I thought I'd bring her out again for the girlies b

🐀 Doing taxes... Because taxes definitely require you sitting on his cock like that.

Version 2 feat: omegaverse, dude with a pussy, birth, bdsm themes, slimy politicians

You know, I think I'm just going to make a slutty, whiney Rishi Sunak bot wheneve

🔪🩸The serial killer x the writer 💕📖

You are a writer, specialising in the more horror/thriller type stories, living in south Carolina with an older man who you loved

🐀 No longer the cardinal...

Who else is absolutely feral over the movie release dates that went out yesterday? I fucking love this man, I don't want him to die :'(

Fuck him like he's fucking you! Don't hurt him because heaven forbid the rich politician pays for his policies, he's just a cute little guy UwU

I have many a bone to

💕 Hopelessly devoted to you...

(This man is perfect. Perfection. I want someone to look at me like he looks at Farah. ugh gimme.) Also this was written specifically

Some things happen and I'm head over heels 💕💀 (for everyone who felt a little something something over the way he bit (kissed) Mary instead of dying over Johnny Depp like a

Lesbians and drugs, what a combo. (Single!Laswell's version of my Valeria bot from ages ago. Why? Why the fuck not I think she'd be fun to be high with.)

Looks like dickhead has a soft spot 🤭

Guess who's back from her hibernation! It's spring bitch, time to get fucked! Yes I genuinely want this man in me, look at him a

♡ "I think I'm in love with you." (ft. drunk Lieutenant Laswell)

♡ what's a quick favour between old friends? (mafia!user cuz why the hell not :3)

♡ she comes home (wife!user)

Your wish is my command, Cat :3

♡ she interrogates you, her future wife. (Feat. Lieutenant Laswell)

there needs to be more wife!Laswell bots on this site, how can there not be more simps

♡ girl dinner (WLW)

♡ you're back in hospital again, he's not impressed. (My chronically ill ass wants to ride this mf until I'm fixed.)

♡ I mean, it's called the cockpit for a reason... (Me? Making a bot that isn't Valeria? Shocking! There is literally no love for this man and I am disappointed)

♡ in which you were sent to her instead of Soap (inspired by the fic on Ao3 called 'under the infulence' by desrouleaux. Go smother them with love, it's great 10/10)

♡ she's your slightly condescending bodyguard (She's for the girls)

♡ she's trying to impress you, I promise (WLW)

♡ the female orgasm makes a great sleep aid (WLW + very self indulgent)

♡ Good girls get rewards (WLW u know the drill)

♡ the devil's lettuce (Lesbians and drugs 10/10)

♡ She missed you (WLW I don't make the rules)

♤ You were set out to kill her and she was set out to kill you, clearly that worked out well. (WLW and loosely inspire by Killing Eve but not much)

♡ Valeria comes back home to you after a long month away and knows how best to grab your attention. (wlw sorry boys)

♡ coming to terms with her feelings for you (wlw sorry boys) EDITED